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[Cerol Lenslens]

Reading the TVTropes page. Happened across this:

Spoiler: THIS (click to show/hide)

How did Jade's Dreambot take a picture of something on Skaia?

Maybe it can see what Dream Jade is seeing? Then it just converts that input into a digital image file.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Reading the TVTropes page. Happened across this:

Spoiler: THIS (click to show/hide)

How did Jade's Dreambot take a picture of something on Skaia?

Maybe it can see what Dream Jade is seeing? Then it just converts that input into a digital image file.

I wanna say that that seems a little impossible, but then I remember this is Homestuck.

[Diablous]

I just found the grandmother of all coincidences while browsing Skaianet. Check out the logo on the site. Seriously, what are the odds of this?

[ShoesandHats]

Obviously Caliborn has a passion for selling frozen yogurt.

[Diablous]

Obviously Caliborn has a passion for selling frozen yogurt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I actually found that through the comments on this image.

[alway]

Obviously Caliborn has a passion for selling frozen yogurt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I actually found that through the comments on this image.

Someone alert Hussie. LE is here....
Perhaps that's what break 3 really is; Hussie dueling Lord English amidst the yogurt cups.

[CJ1145]

So... there are several ways this can end.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, and all their allies (including Bec Noir, Spades, and Bec Mendicant) teaming up to take on English.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew (after being retrieved from their scattered positions in time), and all surviving dead characters led by Alpha!Vriska and Alpha!Tavros charging back from the afterlife (doggedly pursued by Hussie), teaming up to take on English.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew (after being retrieved from their scattered positions in time), and all surviving dead characters led by Alpha!Vriska and Alpha!Tavros charging back from the afterlife (doggedly pursued by Hussie), teaming up to take on English. And then, during the fight, they pummel open a portal in time and space, through which the characters of Problem Sleuth slip through and join the fight, creating the mother of all battles between all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew, Vriska, Tavros, Hussie, all the dead offshoot characters, Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, Pickle Inspector, and all of THEIR offshoots on one side, and Demonhead Mobster Kingpin and Lord English on the other. And the key to victory will be pumpkins.

And then Hussie will win the internet.

[Putnam]

I think Act 7 will be a single page saying "everyone's dead, remember? No epilogue."

[alway]

So... there are several ways this can end.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, and all their allies (including Bec Noir, Spades, and Bec Mendicant) teaming up to take on English.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew (after being retrieved from their scattered positions in time), and all surviving dead characters led by Alpha!Vriska and Alpha!Tavros charging back from the afterlife (doggedly pursued by Hussie), teaming up to take on English.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew (after being retrieved from their scattered positions in time), and all surviving dead characters led by Alpha!Vriska and Alpha!Tavros charging back from the afterlife (doggedly pursued by Hussie), teaming up to take on English. And then, during the fight, they pummel open a portal in time and space, through which the characters of Problem Sleuth slip through and join the fight, creating the mother of all battles between all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew, Vriska, Tavros, Hussie, all the dead offshoot characters, Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, Pickle Inspector, and all of THEIR offshoots on one side, and Demonhead Mobster Kingpin and Lord English on the other. And the key to victory will be pumpkins.

And then Hussie will win the internet.

You forgot an option.

A massive battle with all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew (after being retrieved from their scattered positions in time), and all surviving dead characters led by Alpha!Vriska and Alpha!Tavros charging back from the afterlife (doggedly pursued by Hussie), teaming up to take on English. And then, during the fight, they pummel open a portal in time and space, through which the characters of Problem Sleuth slip through and join the fight, creating the mother of all battles between all the kids, trolls, all their allies, Bec Noir, Bec Mendicant, Spades, the rest of the Midnight Crew, Vriska, Tavros, Hussie, all the dead offshoot characters, Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, Pickle Inspector, and all of THEIR offshoots on one side, and Demonhead Mobster Kingpin and Lord English on the other. During the battle, a second portal opens, and characters from MSPA fanfics pour through in one giant, incestual slurry. They then join up with whichever side they were shipped with. And the key to victory will be pumpkins.

At which point Hussie will have won the internet so hard everyone else goes home, smashes their internet connection, and gives up, as no one will ever win the internet that hard again.

[eerr]

It's time for

Homestuck: A MOST DANGEROUS GAME.

Starring: Grumpy man
Armed with:

Cancer
Assault Staff
Green Sun Rifle
Shitty Magic Wand
Ear Breakin Powerful Voice


"No John, YOU ARE THE CANCER"

[Cerol Lenslens]

and all surviving dead characters

I love the fact that this description actually makes sense to people who've read Homestuck.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I think I figured it out. Caliborn isn't Lord English. The kernelsprite/Calisprite is.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I think I figured it out. Caliborn isn't Lord English. The kernelsprite/Calisprite is.

That would be so outrageous. How could that even be a thing?

[Dermonster]

Curtain closer update.

Unless that was always there.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I think I figured it out. Caliborn isn't Lord English. The kernelsprite/Calisprite is.

That would be so outrageous. How could that even be a thing?

It explains his motivation for consuming universes, and the murdering could be a side effect of the sprite's incorporating of his personality.

He's basically an intelligent anthropomorphised black hole. The mouth lazor is the equivalent of a gamma ray burst.