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[eerr]

Wait a minute, did Dave kiss Dirk as a baby?

Is that how you end up double-mobile?

A kiss while you aren't dead?

And Dirk kissed Dave while he was asleep?

Is man love the only thing keeping this shit VIABLE?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Wait a minute, did Dave kiss Dirk as a baby?

Is that how you end up double-mobile?

A kiss while you aren't dead?

And Dirk kissed Dave while he was asleep?

Considering they lived about 400 years apart from eachother...

Is man love the only thing keeping this shit VIABLE?

I want to answer yes to this so hard.

[Cerol Lenslens]

All I know is it feels like Hussie's trying to break the last act's kill count using only the four new kids.

How many deaths/near death cliffhangers is this?

[Derekristow]

All I know is it feels like Hussie's trying to break the last act's kill count using only the four new kids.

How many deaths/near death cliffhangers is this?

Well, the ancestors neatly cancel eachother out.  Each of the kids in this universe have died at least once; plus one or two for Jane; minus each of the kids last act; there's Beta!Dad and Beta!Roxy; Alpha! Dave, Rose, John, and Jade; all of humanity in both; Liv Tyler could count for either score; Hussie; all of the trolls at least once...

Over all, I think the win still goes to Act 5, but the act is young.  I'm sure he can pull it off if he puts his mind to it.

Notably, I think the only beings in the multiverse that haven't died at least once are Lord English, Ms. Paint (maybe), and Jack.

[freeformschooler]

I may just be forgetting something here... but what was that green battlefield Dirk passed in the first Flash?

[Jim Groovester]

That's the chess power grid thing that Mom had under her house. And since Roxy's house is a carbon copy of Rose's, it's there too.

[BackgroundGuy]

All I know is it feels like Hussie's trying to break the last act's kill count using only the four new kids.

How many deaths/near death cliffhangers is this?

Notably, I think the only beings in the multiverse that haven't died at least once are Lord English, Ms. Paint (maybe), and Jack.

Multiverse wise, Jack 'Died' during the [ o ]termission, here, specifically

[freeformschooler]

Oh yeah, I forgot that place was chess colored. Good catch.

[armeggedonCounselor]

I curse my currently slowed internet! I'll have to go out to Starbucks tomorrow, then....

[Rolan7]

That's it, Bro's Many Splinters kicked all the ass.  It's over.  Good game, fun times.
Dat kiss.  Incredible.
And Roxy is so fucking happy, it's sweet.

[Trapezohedron]

Everything's chronologically bonkers.

So Dream Dirk threw water at Jake who kissed Dirk Head, which woke Dream Dirk up, who threw water at Jake, who kissed Dirk Head, who...

Home. Stuck. Mind. Fcuk.

[Darvi]

Striders know their ways around stable time loops.
The best part of it was, it guaranteed that kiss since otherwise that'd become a doomed timeline. Dirk used paradox space itself in his scheme. Clever.

[Mistercheif]

All I know is it feels like Hussie's trying to break the last act's kill count using only the four new kids.

How many deaths/near death cliffhangers is this?

Crazy theory: The next flash will just be Jane dying and coming back to life by doing the lifey thing to accomplish this - in one flash.  IT KEEPS HAPENING!

[Jelle]

Only in Homestuck is circular logic not only a viable form of logic but the preferred one.

[abculatter_2]

I have to agree with Roxy's face on this one...



EDIT: Also, notice how none of the kids prototyped their kernalsprites?
None of them.