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[CJ1145]

Maybe they're already there in the meteor, just in a room nobody's been to yet.

IDE/THEORY: All that coffee Dave's been making isn't troll blood, it's actual coffee. And Uu has been brewing it this whole time.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Well, once uu gets full control of the body, he will immediately travel back in time to when the kids are on the meteor, and kill everyone. John will never get to meet any of the trolls.

Shows over, everyone go home.

[penguinofhonor]

Well I'm assuming he's not high enough on his echeladder to get to full LE status yet.

[BackgroundGuy]

Argh, I can't decide which is a greater mindfuck.  Uu being one person & a cherub, or Uu living on the lab meteor.

[GlyphGryph]

the meteor has an ectobiology lab - maybe they /make/ them. After meeting the new kids, they could well have all the ingredients...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Argh, I can't decide which is a greater mindfuck.  Uu being one person & a cherub, or Uu living on the lab meteor.

Yes.

[GlyphGryph]

Or this. I think this is the biggest mindfuck.

[Jim Groovester]

you manciacs you blewb it up damn you

[Rose]

YOU MANIACS!

[Putnam]

what

wwaaaatt

but the universe was destroyed

[Aqizzar]

Or this. I think this is the biggest mindfuck.

I am officially confused as shit now.

Think about it.  The referential implication is that the Statue of Liberty means this is Earth... But there's a bunch of them.  That implies it was duplicated, and if it was duplicated on Earth it could be duplicated anywhere.

This answers nothing!

[FuzzyZergling]

I think what we're seeing is a bunch of the shitty jpeg SBaHJ stuff that was shot into the sun.

[Putnam]

I think what we're seeing is a bunch of the shitty jpeg SBaHJ stuff that was shot into the sun.

The universe was destroyed!

[penguinofhonor]

There was obviously a cherub that was a huge Dave fan as well. Or maybe uu likes Dirk creepily and when he gets his fully fledged time powers he already-there's his way back in time to put a bunch of them all over the planet.

[Osmosis Jones]

I think what we're seeing is a bunch of the shitty jpeg SBaHJ stuff that was shot into the sun.

That makes a... surprisingly large amount of sense. That's how Scratch!Dave get hella rich, right?

The universe was destroyed!

Please, all that would do is mildly improve the net quality of SBaHJ merchandise. That level of bad is pretty well indestructible. It is Juju.