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[Jim Groovester]

What are jujus supposed to be again? I skimmed over that conversation uu had with Dirk and I don't care enough to go back.

[ggamer]

Guys, I just figured out that the don't wanna miss a thing track during liv tyler/terry kiser's montage was from waaaaay back in album 6.

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[Diablous]

What are jujus supposed to be again? I skimmed over that conversation uu had with Dirk and I don't care enough to go back.

Weird things that do weird shit, cannot be completely destroyed, can only have one instance of itself in existence at a time, and come into existence from freaking nowhere. According to uu, they're supposed to make life a living nightmare, but that might just be Cal's job.

[penguinofhonor]

Also uu's juju also screws things up, I would assume. Making that two thirds of known jujus. I'm assuming Calliope is the incorrect one here.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Each is more equally mysterious than the last.

Why do i feel like this is going to become memetic?

[penguinofhonor]

Okay. They share the same body. You win, fandom.

[FuzzyZergling]

And yet another of my predictions is incorrect.
You win again, Hussie.

[ggamer]

hate to say I told you so guys.

[Osmosis Jones]

hate to say I told you so guys.

I don't. Told you so. 

Mwahahahaah.

[Urist Imiknorris]

So now the question is how will uu kill her if he is her?

[CJ1145]

While one is awake, the other occupies their dreamself?

[Solifuge]

So, here's the deal.

Callie and "English" (it's a nickname uu picked for himself because it's a pool reference and HE LIKES GAMES) inhabit the same body. Clasping their personal anklet around their shared body's legs is the mechanism by which they sleep/change who's in control... the others shackle is always on their leg, so they can't run off and keep control of their body... and eventually juju enchantments will force them to switch control between the siblings. However, uu has a devious plot! He saws off his leg (another reference to the SAW films) and unlocks his own bindings, leaving him free to roam around without her forever as she remains dormant inside their body. Pitty Roxy already learned Calli's name to wake her up... which is inadvertantly why Lord English tries to kill her. It still proves the key to his undoing.

Oh, that's also why Lord English has a peg leg, in case you missed it. Also, spoiler alert.

[Descan]

Calliope goes to sleep, wakes up in the bubbles, everyone goes "OH SHIT IT'S LORD ENGLISH", she dies. Horribly.

[Bauglir]

Solifuge: I can't believe I never made that connection. Whatever else is true, I think you're absolutely right about the leg-sawing. It's too perfect... except it seems to be the wrong leg. The leg Calliope currently has a chain around is the one LE lacks.

Dun Dun DUN!

[SirAaronIII]

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