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[FuzzyZergling]

god that makes a lot of sense! the experience of reading homestuck is to constantly feel dumb for not having noticed things.

Don't worry, the only reason any of us can notice anything is because there are so many of us, we can fit our crazy observations together.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Oh, no wonder they both died. She communed with GCat.

[Bauglir]

Yeah, until I noticed that little fucker at the bottom, I was thinking, "Aw, this isn't gonna be that much trouble for the two of them."

[CJ1145]

We only see what happened to Dave and Rose. What we DON'T see is the fuckworld of a crater their battle left behind, along with one dead dragon and a newly cyborgified Empress, since all of her organs were carved out with eldritch magicks plus a kickass katana.

[Bauglir]

Wild Guessing:

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Despite the prototypings occurring post-entry, I still don't believe that they're unrelated to the Condesce's powers. I predict, on this basis, that we'll see prototypings of Sollux's body and pieces of the last Aradiabot. I expect a Nepequiusprite, a Feferidansprite, and by elimination a Solradiasprite, but that could get mixed around even if we do go in this direction. Particularly who Sollux gets paired with, but I'm assuming Gamzee is spriting based on ships and that sprites will retain the mixed genders of prototypings past, and my personal opinion is that Feferidansprite would be funnier than Eridiasprite. Nepeta, Equius, Feferi, and Eridan haven't expressed psychic powers, so we presumably wouldn't see their symbols in this page anyway, but she may also possess such traits as Equius' freakish strength and Eridan's preposterous douchetacularity.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Noooo! Not the Statue of Liberty! Now what's John going to coat in empathic slime and turn into a giant NES-controlled mecha?

[Johnfalcon99977]

We only see what happened to Dave and Rose. What we DON'T see is the fuckworld of a crater their battle left behind, along with one dead dragon and a newly cyborgified Empress, since all of her organs were carved out with eldritch magicks plus a kickass katana.

...That, or they just got wiped in the first five seconds.

[GlyphGryph]

Or Eridan's unique ability to destroy all hope and forever be unable to accomplish that which he desires...

[Darvi]

That's an ability unique to players though.

His actual ability is that of an antipath.

[GlyphGryph]

I'm pretty sure that was both his class ability AND his natural talent.

[Liber celi]

Gcat could just teleport daves sword through his chest and accelerate Rose onto the Condesce's trident in a nano-second...
but we don't know how much control the Condesce has about him: can she give him a task he then HAS to fulfill? Can she "posess" him and navigate him? Does she have to? Does this break her concentration on a fight? Does she need crazy willpower to dominate Guardians/ intelligent animals?
I can't exactly remember how much was explained about Tavros' communion. Probably not much, so I'm not searching for it

But seriously... I can't take the Condesce as an antagonist serious. Yeah, she is evil, yeah she's (reasonably) ludicrously powerful... but she has barely as much development as Lord E. and that means something.
I'm hoping for Noir killing LE and acquiring his POWERLEVELS this way... the scepter comes to mind.
Hm, it's going to be awesome.

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At least in an 'ironic' way, when Hussie puts Homestuck on hiatus at the end of Act 6 to work on Whistles 2 for a few years.

[Qmarx]

So this is headcanon dirk?

[penguinofhonor]

But this headcanon is canon. That means it's not a headcanon anymore.

[Sensei]

It's the characters' headcanon, which means its existence as headcanon is canon.

[penguinofhonor]

That was the joke that was being made, yes.