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[Diablous]

Update!

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I can't help but feel that the Condesce isn't all that bright. I mean, trying to force an alien species to mirror yours and being surprised when it fails? You think since she supposedly made contact with lots of species while running the troll empire she would have realized that other species can be very different from the trolls and would not be able to just mirror them like that.

Edit: Ninja'd.

[penguinofhonor]

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[ToonyMan]

This is honestly kind of disappointing.

Hahaha

[Liber celi]

A little. I hoped for more SHOW and less TELL (yeah, I'm using buzzwords here).
But knowing what is going on for once is a nice change in Homestuck.

[Vorthon]

Wait. I sense plot holes.

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If Dirk raised himself, how the hell is he able to read? or write? or even speak?

[GlyphGryph]

I don't think that's so much a plothole as something he's not telling us. After all, it certainly doesn't explain where he came from, or how he got there, or ... anything about him, personally, really.

[Putnam]

Wait. I sense plot holes.

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If Dirk raised himself, how the hell is he able to read? or write? or even speak?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCFtWI5pA3w

[Vorthon]

Wait. I sense plot holes.

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If Dirk raised himself, how the hell is he able to read? or write? or even speak?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCFtWI5pA3w

I'm on shitty 44 kb/ps dial-up internet. Could you give me a summary?

[Pnx]

Wait. I sense plot holes.

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If Dirk raised himself, how the hell is he able to read? or write? or even speak?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCFtWI5pA3w

I'm on shitty 44 kb/ps dial-up internet. Could you give me a summary?

Here's the abbreviated version...
Dave: It's a fucking baby, guess I have to name it, how about Dick-
Baby: NO! You are not naming me "penis", my name will be DIRK!
Dave: Holy shit, it's a fucking talking baby...
...
*Dave and baby Dirk fist bump*

[Putnam]

Dave: "Wow, fuck. It's like a little human. Guess I have to name him. Hm... Dick"
Dirk: "NO. Are you fucking nuts. You're literally naming me penis. Would you name a fucking baby penis? My name will be Dirk."
Dave: "Holy shit. A talking baby."

*baby fist-bunp*

EDIT: ninja'd kind of

[ggamer]

Octopimp is amazing.

also, HFS Noah Maxwell from Tribe Twelve is a MSPA fan.

Q:A rather silly question, but do you use any type of sylladex? I'm quite a fan of the tree one

A:I use a switchblade modus.

This is completely unexpected.

[Qmarx]

Wait. I sense plot holes.

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If Dirk raised himself, how the hell is he able to read? or write? or even speak?

Cal.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Wait. I sense plot holes.

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If Dirk raised himself, how the hell is he able to read? or write? or even speak?

It has already been established that Cal is perfectly sentient.

[Vorthon]

Yah, but I've never seen him speak. And I don't count Calsprite cackling like an idiot as speech.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Yah, but I've never seen him speak. And I don't count Calsprite cackling like an idiot as speech.

Its best not to question it. The best your'll get away with is a minor Brain Hemorrhage.