Ok, so. I don't post much, haven't posted at all in this thread (that I remember) and this is somewhat off the current topic (though I don't see a problem with that, just saying) and, finally, I don't know if this has been done before, but...
Anyway, I had the idea to use the travestificator (found here:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=42059.0) on homestuck dialogs. Here is an example, using the transcript of the Rose/John dialog in Seer:Descend, at travesty level 5, with an output of 1000 characters (and trimming a few blank spaces that came out):
er met, are you call the cloud.
Rose: ...
John: but i'm still the way.
John: sorry. we are supposed too. but think you all them!
Rose: MMPHMPHMF RRMPHPMRPH.
John: are your stubborn throes.
John: wait! i hope them again?
Rose: Gorthytch monster, so i'm kind of babbling. it jack? are saying on here?
Rose: Gorthytch svulk borbly'ahth?
John: you sound kind of like it's ok rose?
Rose: Shruggot.
John: because technically happened here.
John: uh... what did you look weird dark skin and gobbledygook.
Rose: MMPHMPHMPHMF RRMPHPMRPH.
John: uh... what's been for such lamentations!
John: it's the way, rose? it feels like an eldritch monster, so i'm just married?
Rose: Yyjyrn yulk borbly'ahth?
John: i guess i am talking throes.
John: that, rose, don't was it find o upset. what?
John: heh. ok, i'll shut up now.
John: what? you have to get making on here!
Rose: Fnlth gohluyng j'rg hothaht!
John: hi rose?
Rose: MMPH PHLTMMPH PHLTMMPHMF RRMPHPMRPH.
John: heh. it is no tim
I seem to vaguely recall that I may have actually posted this before somewhere... well, nothing shows up on google for 'homestuck travestificator', so I assume not.