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[armeggedonCounselor]

I managed to track down three more of Kazerad's consort pinups with a quick search. I don't think he ever got around to making the axolotl. Maybe someone else did?

Spoiler: You know you shouldn't open this, but you are going to. (click to show/hide)

BONUS IMAGE (do not click)

.... I need to borrow these for... uh... something.

*absconds*

[Bauglir]

This thread sure is going places. I won't claim they're places any of us wanted to go, though.

[Johnfalcon99977]

-snip-

I'm really glad I was alone at home when I opened that.

oh my god that came out really wrong

[Dermonster]

There is no way for that to come out even remotely right.

[Tidal]

Why would you label anything "Do Not Click"?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Why would you label anything "Do Not Click"?

To instantly convert it into shmuck bait, obviously.

[zchris13]

This thread sure is going places. I won't claim they're places any of us wanted to go, though.

You know you like it. Face it. You want their smooth, scaly bodies rubbing against yours.

[JoshuaFH]

This thread sure is going places. I won't claim they're places any of us wanted to go, though.

You know you like it. Face it. You want their smooth, scaly bodies rubbing against yours.

*Implication that Bauglir has a smooth, scaly body*

[zchris13]

I also forgot that salamanders were also consorts. Salamanders aren't reptiles, and don't really have scales like that. They're amphibians and are slimy.

EDIT: Slimy, most of the time. Some varieties aren't slimy.

[Bauglir]

Nope, I just think we are veering dangerously close to the sort of thing that gets threads locked, to be blunt. We're not quite there yet, I'd guess, but, y'know.

[applesauce machine]

I am determined to view those pictures at some point (I'm at school and people can easily see what anyone else is doing if they look in their direction, and these screens are huge and kinda high-ish), but it's less to do with the content and more to do with "oh no what am I missing"-- I would still be determined if people were saying they were just solid blocks of color though.
Seriously, if someone told me this was somehow an elaborately-planned prank specifically on me that was planned to be timed so that I would happen to be at school when I got to use the internet again and someone just decided to tell me that it was all a ruse anyway, I'd still wanna see.

...I wish I knew how to shorten things into like three or four sentences.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I am determined to view those pictures at some point (I'm at school and people can easily see what anyone else is doing if they look in their direction, and these screens are huge and kinda high-ish), but it's less to do with the content and more to do with "oh no what am I missing"-- I would still be determined if people were saying they were just solid blocks of color though.
Seriously, if someone told me this was somehow an elaborately-planned prank specifically on me that was planned to be timed so that I would happen to be at school when I got to use the internet again and someone just decided to tell me that it was all a ruse anyway, I'd still wanna see.

...I wish I knew how to shorten things into like three or four sentences.

How about this:

I am a sexually repressed teenager who wants to see the Sexy reptiles but can't because School

[Jelle]

That's pretty damn good, and I'm not really into this kind of fan art so that's saying something.

But really shouldn't post any more of those, I imagine a lot of people here are easely offended by these kind of images.

[Aqizzar]

Not to mention that, as some people have noticed "Repeatedly Being Creepy" has precedent as a bannable offense, and some of us like having this one thread exist.

So, that's enough.

[jc6036]

One more warning;  please stop with any NSFW stuff.  That's how the pony threads were locked, and how bans get handed out.

Don't let this thread descend into that particular brand of chaos.