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[Blade Master Model 42]

What no. 13 + 1 is still 14.

Unless you count the aeons they spent in the color=limegreen]Green Sun[/color], that is.

You're forgetting the one year on the meteor.

Also spent traveling through the furthest ring.

[Sensei]

I'm just gonna say, she's still in the demographic and my comments still applies.

[Putnam]

What no. 13 + 1 is still 14.

Unless you count the aeons they spent in the Green Sun, that is.

You're forgetting the one year on the meteor.

...The +1 is the one year on the meteor, I'm pretty sure.

[Darvi]

Yeah, I have no idea what else they would think I meant.

[Aqizzar]

Yeah, I don't know where the mathematical confusion is coming from either.

I have seen that look on a 13 year old girl with a trashy novel before.

She is not reading it for informative purposes.

Here's the best part: All three combinations of genders are represented on the cover.  Which one is Rose reading it for?

Or is it more than one?

[Putnam]

She reads it for the quadrants.

[CJ1145]

She's taking writing tips for her next wizard fanfiction. A four-way romance between four clones of Calmasis.

[Jim Groovester]

This update is hilarious.

[freeformschooler]

DavexKarkat is my new favorite hatepairing.

This update is hilarious.

Also this. I'm still rolling.

[Aqizzar]

KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE!!!!
KARKAT: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T!
DAVE: are you sure man
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

Aaaaand now they're doing Rabbit Season / Duck Season.  They're like, thirty seconds away from making out, just you watch.

Spoiler: Meanwhile (click to show/hide)

[Diablous]

Have I ever mentioned that I love Karkat and Dave? Because I do, they are comedy gold!

Spoiler: Spoilered for wall of quotes (click to show/hide)

DAVE: do not draw any additional squares
DAVE: do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damned rhombuses
DAVE: i dont want to see your lines making any right angles do you understand
KARKAT: IN MY MIND'S EYE I AM PICTURING A BEAUTIFUL LATTICE OF LINES AND COMPARTMENTS, INTERLOCKING WITH SUBLIME PRECISION AT NINETY DEGREE ANGLES.
KARKAT: I IMAGINE THIS MODULAR RETICULATION AS AN ELEGANT VESSEL, IF YOU WILL, FOR THE GRAND SYNTHESIS OF OUR SHARED SHIPPING DREAMS.

KARKAT: MY LUSUS BROUGHT THINGS HOME THAT SMELLED MORE APPEALING THAN YOU.
KARKAT: IMPORTANT FACT: 100% OF WHAT HE BROUGHT HOME WAS EITHER A DEAD ANIMAL, OR LITERAL FECES.

DAVE: karkat whoa man what are you doing
DAVE: why are you drawing all these human dicks
DAVE: how do you even know what they look like what have you been watching??
KARKAT: I'M NOT DRAWING THOSE!!!!!!!
KARKAT: YOU'RE MAKING ME DRAW THEM, STOP THAT.
DAVE: no way
DAVE: this book is now like
DAVE: our fight fueled ouija board of cock
KARKAT: ARGH... STOP!
KARKAT: DON'T
KARKAT: NO FUCK
KARKAT: OK NO
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE!!!!
KARKAT: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T!
DAVE: are you sure man
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks
DAVE: was it you or me or maybe a ghoooost???

This update and those quotes have made me literally laugh out loud and I'm grinning so hard my face hurts. Especially the cock ouija board thing. There are never enough conversations between these two.

[Blade Master Model 42]

That was fucking spectacular.

[Darvi]

And while the Knights are locked in their calignious quarrel, one seer seeks the other for flushed OH GODDAMMIT.

[FuzzyZergling]

And while the Knights are locked in their calignious quarrel, one seer seeks the other for flushed OH GODDAMMIT.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US...

[jc6036]

Huh.  Got through the troll-mance stuff, and I'm currently at the part right after the trolls won the game, and a scratch happened.
\_(0_o)_/
It's a little bit confusing.