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[Descan]

Are you kidding?

Hussie is dressed up as an androgynous wizard, AND a species who's reproductive cycle includes the words, "incestuous slurry."

He is feeding the milk from a centaur butler, bone white all over, to a black-carapaced, cybornetic gangster chess-piece creature.

He is accompanied by a painting woman who is short, white-carapaced (?) and is getting them soup. She lives with the dress-up man.

You don't NEED fanart to rule34 that. It's already done.

[Duke 2.0]

fake troll-hussie is weird.

This is what you really meant. He's a strange, strange little genius. With those lips. Luscious lips.

I get the feeling few people here have read Whistles.
(It gets much, much weirder after the preview)

[applesauce machine]

Late response/post/whatever, but it took me all day to post it so why not. Yes, ALL DAY. Bad internet + shit happens, but then I +'d some determination to MAKE it HAPEN.

When hussie said Crocker Corp was evil, he meant Crocker Corp was evil and a major plot element- that hadn't come into play.

It seems a bit early, but a corporation really has to be there the whole time.

Also, apple-crocker-windows-?

Corporate timelines anybody?

The twist is that Betty Crocker was Lord English the entire time.

Wasn't there some indirect banter about me being LE some months ago? Am I not the only one who remembered that? Because if I am, then the apples thing confuses me greatly.

Also, update.

[FuzzyZergling]

That is the best soup. The best.

[Aqizzar]

Spoiler: This isn't anywhere near all of them out there. (click to show/hide)

I still don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.  But I'm a little disgusted that I'm familiar enough with a visual story that I'm not particularly phased by that fact.

Spoiler: Now for something for completely unrelated. (click to show/hide)

So hey, you remember that old game people would do, where they show the cast of Homestuck to someone who's never read it and they have to describe the characters?

There's a new spin: Show the cast of Homestuck to someone who's never read it, and have them pair up the characters, i.e. "ship them", by impression alone.

Spoiler: It's amazingly natural. (click to show/hide)

[Blade Master Model 42]

Spoiler: It's amazingly natural. (click to show/hide)

Please tell me there's at least one tumblr that collects these, this is awesome.

[Jervous]

Jervous, do you have some horrible fetish you'd like to admit to?

oh god I just commenced rule 34 by saying that

yes, but in a double whammy scenario the intermission also lets us get away from the most uninteresting characters ever.

I get the feeling few people here have read Whistles.
(It gets much, much weirder after the preview)

dude I WANT TO READ IT but where can I?? I probably have to purchase it over the internet, don't I

[Sensei]

It's been worse.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[eerr]

Late response/post/whatever, but it took me all day to post it so why not. Yes, ALL DAY. Bad internet + shit happens, but then I +'d some determination to MAKE it HAPEN.

When hussie said Crocker Corp was evil, he meant Crocker Corp was evil and a major plot element- that hadn't come into play.

It seems a bit early, but a corporation really has to be there the whole time.

Also, apple-crocker-windows-?

Corporate timelines anybody?

The twist is that Betty Crocker was Lord English the entire time.

Wasn't there some indirect banter about me being LE some months ago? Am I not the only one who remembered that? Because if I am, then the apples thing confuses me greatly.

Also, update.

No Apples, I am Jake.

And totally LE.

Got a coat and everything, just like Nepeta.

[Trapezohedron]

No, guys. You got it all wrong. Dermonster is LE!

It's been worse.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I suddenly want to throw up and vomit. BRB

[Solifuge]

Spoiler: It's amazingly natural. (click to show/hide)

D'aww. That ship is making its way across the ocean like a beautiful swan.



^{_{Swans are awkward on rough water and not sea-worthy.}}

[Max White]

You know, somehow I just can't help but put Eridan and Roxy together... He is a whiney little hipster, she is drunk enough to listen to him. It is a match made in Prospit.

[blackmagechill]

fake troll-hussie is weird.

This is what you really meant. He's a strange, strange little genius. With those lips. Luscious lips.

I get the feeling few people here have read Whistles.
(It gets much, much weirder after the preview)

Yeah, homestuck is pretty tame compared to whistles.

[TherosPherae]

So hey, you remember that old game people would do, where they show the cast of Homestuck to someone who's never read it and they have to describe the characters?

There's a new spin: Show the cast of Homestuck to someone who's never read it, and have them pair up the characters, i.e. "ship them", by impression alone.

Spoiler: It's amazingly natural. (click to show/hide)

Pimp Poseidon John is best John.

[freeformschooler]

So hey, you remember that old game people would do, where they show the cast of Homestuck to someone who's never read it and they have to describe the characters?

There's a new spin: Show the cast of Homestuck to someone who's never read it, and have them pair up the characters, i.e. "ship them", by impression alone.

Spoiler: It's amazingly natural. (click to show/hide)

Pimp Poseidon John is best John.

I'm considering doing this to my brother. I recently got him into Homestuck and he hasn't seen most of the characters yet.