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[FuzzyZergling]

So let me get this right.
Dick gets to do pretty much what ever he likes, due to Dave being incredibly rich from making shit and shooting it into space.
Roxy can get drunk on a daily basis due to Rose making shitloads from some morbid books before she passed away.
Jake lives on an island by himself, where he can go on safari every day with dragons, and from the look of his place has some awesome loot.
Jane lives with dad.

I sort of feel sorry for Dick, Roxy and Jake. They are missing out.

Their homes are lacking a sufficient amount of MANGRIT.

[Blade Master Model 42]

So let me get this right.
Dick gets to do pretty much what ever he likes, due to Dave being incredibly rich from making shit and shooting it into space.
Roxy can get drunk on a daily basis due to Rose making shitloads from some morbid books before she passed away.
Jake lives on an island by himself, where he can go on safari every day with dragons, and from the look of his place has some awesome loot.
Jane lives with dad.

I sort of feel sorry for Dick, Roxy and Jake. They are missing out.

Their homes are lacking a sufficient amount of MANGRIT.

And also alarming quantities of baked goods.

[zchris13]

Dad is essentially the greatest force in the known universe, nothing can stop him from his righteous quest. His quest... of serious buisness.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Dad is essentially the greatest force in the known universe, nothing can stop him from his righteous quest. His quest... of serious buisness.

Too bad he's gonna die again.

[Max White]

On a side note, I didn't even realize that I called him Dick, twice. That is just his name now...

[SirAaronIII]

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff update.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The pawn is clearly a reference to PM becoming all awesome and stuff. Notice how Sweet Bro only has 1 arm, and how the black knight, which could be Jack/Bec Noir, is larger than the black king, who is the Black King.

[Guardian G.I.]

Is the part with the jpeg shit being launched into the sun a reference to this?

[BackgroundGuy]

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff update.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The pawn is clearly a reference to PM becoming all awesome and stuff. Notice how Sweet Bro only has 1 arm, and how the black knight, which could be Jack/Bec Noir, is larger than the black king, who is the Black King.

Isn't Noir the equivalent of a black pawn?  There were actual knights on the Battlefield, and they didn't look anything like pawns or Noir.  Theorizing based on SBaHJ strips always confuses me, because there are so many directions one could go in and they're all wrong.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Jack is a jack - he fits card motifs, not chess ones.

[Darvi]

He's an ace now though.

[Max White]

From the look of that sword in his chest, I would say he is a hole in one.

[Dermonster]

That's terrible and I should punch you for that.

Just... augh.

[Max White]

Bingo.

[zchris13]

I just remembered what those red drones from that one flash reminded me of. This page.

[Qmarx]

I still can't get over the FancySanta. Is that a reference to something I'm not aware of? Cause I always thought it was a product of the random specibus generators of old.

http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/2008/12/fancy-santas-are-stupid-imposters.html