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[Darvi]

She's just too nice to be one of the post-scratch Trolls (the type we've been dealing with).

Feferi. Nepeta. Post-resurrection Aradia.

Not that it matters because it's highly unlikely that another troll other than the 12 + the Handmaid and the Empress survived.

[Duke 2.0]

UU: classes always come in +/- pairs, with significant disparity between them.
UU: while a rogUe is passive, a thief woUld be its far more active coUnterpart.
UU: the rogUe and thief classes tend to be assigned to females. not exclUsively, bUt commonly!
UU: other classes lean more toward male assignment, while others are exclUsively male, and jUst as many are exclUsively female. like my class. ^u^

Hussie doesn't care about intersex people, only +/- allowed

[Derekristow]

Man, it really feels like it's been a while since Hussie introduced some random overcomplicated RPG parody BS.  Stuff like this is always really interesting though.

I'm pretty sure that UU is a pre-scratch Troll. What with the "cheering" and all. She's just too nice to be one of the post-scratch Trolls (the type we've been dealing with).

The keyboard and skin color seem to lead to that too.  Still, it seems like everything being a giant cycle is too predictable and unsatisfying to be the answer.

Hmm.  I just thought of something.  At this point, the new session will have two Battlefields, the old one from the beta universe, and the new one from the alpha universe.  Maybe they BOTH get used, with one frog being the Troll pre-scratch universe, and the other being a universe that's actually free of this whole mess.  That feels like the kind of thing Hussie would pull.

[Darvi]

Hussie doesn't care about intersex people, only +/- allowed

Let's start shipping people that way.

But what if you have an active power that helps other people?

Hmm.  I just thought of something.  At this point, the new session will have two Battlefields, the old one from the beta universe, and the new one from the alpha universe.  Maybe they BOTH get used, with one frog being the Troll pre-scratch universe, and the other being a universe that's actually free of this whole mess.  That feels like the kind of thing Hussie would pull.

COMPROMISE! Genius.

So. Bit of brainstorming. Aside from the conclusioon that, being the Rogue of Void, Roxy is probably the stealthiest character ever (I bet she doesn't even need a cardboard box), I came up with the following:

- Maid, Sylph and Witch are AlwaysFemale. Durr.
- Thief and Rogue are mostly female.
- Prince is definitely AlwaysMale and both Heir and Knight are probably mostly male too.
- Seers seem to be mostly female too (Pythia, anybody?).
- Page, Mage, and Bard have only one player of their respective classes, but they are most likely mostly male.

[Johnfalcon99977]

So Rogue is + while, I assume, Thief is - 'cause it only buffs yourself while gimping your enemies into oblivion.

And UU is confirmed female. Probably.

Nah, Thief is + and Rogue is -. It makes far more sense:
Vriska is actively stealing luck and knows it.
Roxy didn't know about her Void aura till now.

Also getting a Mangasm when I consider the possiblities.

[Putnam]

So Rogue is + while, I assume, Thief is - 'cause it only buffs yourself while gimping your enemies into oblivion.

And UU is confirmed female. Probably.

Nah, Thief is + and Rogue is -. It makes far more sense:
Vriska is actively stealing luck and knows it.
Roxy didn't know about her Void aura till now.

Also getting a Mangasm when I consider the possiblities.

Except that - is active and + is passive, which makes thief - and rogue +

[Darvi]

So Rogue is + while, I assume, Thief is - 'cause it only buffs yourself while gimping your enemies into oblivion.

And UU is confirmed female. Probably.

Nah, Thief is + and Rogue is -. It makes far more sense:
Vriska is actively stealing luck and knows it.
Roxy didn't know about her Void aura till now.

Also getting a Mangasm when I consider the possiblities.

UU: a rogUe is a passive class. yoU see, there are passive (+) and active (-) classes.

Niiiinja.

[FuzzyZergling]

TG: -_-
UU: -u-
TG: -___-
UU: ...
TG: -______~
UU: u~u

We have to go wider!

[Darvi]

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[Putnam]

Okay, so here's how my mod's going to run with this info:

Sburb players are going to get a huge expansion.  There will be 4 castes for each aspect: both combinations of +/- and M/F. The + castes will have passive effects (creature tokens), such as time players being faster than most, while the - castes will have active effects (interactions), such as time players having the ability to slow down their opponents.

This comes out to a total of 48 castes with 24 different effects.

God damn it, Hussie.

(gon' be fun)

[Darvi]

Sburb players are going to get a huge expansion.  There will be 4 castes for each aspect: both combinations of +/- and M/F. The + castes will have passive effects (creature tokens), such as time players being faster than most, while the - castes will have active effects (interactions), such as time players having the ability to slow down their opponents.

That's clever. So Dave can go all acrobatic motherfucking fast 'cause a Knight oh wait that doesn't work a Knight is supposed to be supportive.

And you don't need all 48 castes, as some classes are plain gender-specific.

Oh wait you're not factoring in classes nevermind.

[Putnam]

Wait a minute. 48?

48?

GOG DAMN IT HUSSIE.

CG: BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR CRAZY SENSES YOU'RE SO VAGUE, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO DECIPHER THE DAILY HOROSCOPE RIDDLE.
CG: OR THE RIDDLES FOR ALL 48 SIGNS COMBINED.

[Darvi]

Ctrl-V that Ctrl-C Putnam.

[Ogdibus]

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[Darvi]

>:[

A grimdark human might be possible too.