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[Heliman]

MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FANDOM

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[Cerol Lenslens]

Ah, why? Pre-scratch, they weren't related anyway. The only siblings were John+Jade and Rose+Dave. The new kids were just standard paradox clones of themselves, and Dirk+Roxy and Jane+Jake were bred to produce the siblings.

I had to go look that up again, but you are correct. My qualms are now totally averted.

[FuzzyZergling]

Ah, why? Pre-scratch, they weren't related anyway. The only siblings were John+Jade and Rose+Dave. The new kids were just standard paradox clones of themselves, and Dirk+Roxy and Jane+Jake were bred to produce the siblings.

I had to go look that up again, but you are correct. My qualms are now totally averted.

Unless of course the Alpha universe's ectobiology does the same thing as the Beta's, which would mean that Poppop, Grandma, RoseMom and GuardianDave would be unrelated while two pairs of the Alpha kids would be ectosiblings.

We don't know yet.

[Bauglir]

The reason I rule that out is because postScratch John had the same book he did preScratch, and it's flat-out impossible for that to happen in the postScratch universe. Nannasprite can't exist to write a note. That implies that these are copies of the people created way back in that ectobiology session before Descend. How that happened, I don't know, but I expect it's the same process as affected the troll session after their Scratch, but in a sort of reverse (the preScratch trolls weren't spawned in their universe, and it's strongly implied they were created by Karkat, but here the postScratch kids weren't spawned in their universe). Not that we know what that process actually is.

[Derekristow]

After looking at these two pages, I'm pretty sure it's actually the exact same book in both universes.  The book must have somehow made its way to the Alpha session ectobiology lab, where it was sent back with Alpha John.  It's hard to tell though, because either way it would be older than the one sent back with Beta John.

Edit: Derp, forgot the links

[Cerol Lenslens]

After looking at these two pages, I'm pretty sure it's actually the exact same book in both universes.  The book must have somehow made its way to the Alpha session ectobiology lab, where it was sent back with Alpha John.  It's hard to tell though, because either way it would be older than the one sent back with Beta John.

Edit: Derp, forgot the links

It wouldn't be the first time an artifact of one universe showed up in another. Among other things, Dad's hat made it into Aradia's possession before the troll session even started.

[GlyphGryph]

So, is this new update, or am I late? No one seems to have commented on it yet.

[Max White]

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UPDATE!!!

[Putnam]

13, motherfuckers.

[GlyphGryph]

Now that THAT is out of the way.

Man, VirtuaDirk gets more action that RealDirk, it sounds like. Hah!

[Max White]

And he's a bobob.

[Jim Groovester]

Dirk really is no fun.

How the hell is Bro this serious. This is the guy who threw a baby to train him in ninja arts.

Where the fuck is the irresponsible guardian I used to know.

[Max White]

Well, Bro never really said much, so we got to see his actions but we never really understood his motives, and just sort of filled in the blanks with his personality, assuming he was irresponsible.
He sent Jake a potentially deadly robot to train him, so it seems Dirk is more than willing to go Olympic hammer throw on a baby, but he would take it deadly serious.

[Aqizzar]

Dirk really is no fun.

How the hell is Bro this serious. This is the guy who threw a baby to train him in ninja arts.

TG: hes 13yo dirk
TG: why did than not occur to me that is so cute
TG: and makes me feel kinda skeevy 4 sayin anything lascivious @ him
TG: dammit you ruin everything!

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Remember how Hussie once said Dave was the character most natural for him to write?  He said that when he hadn't decided to make this guy a real character yet.  You read his Tumblr and such right?  This is what you have in store.

[FuzzyZergling]

Dirk really is no fun.

How the hell is Bro this serious. This is the guy who threw a baby to train him in ninja arts.

Where the fuck is the irresponsible guardian I used to know.

The irresponsible guardian you used to know is dead.
He's dead and you'll never get him back.

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...I made myself sad...