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[Powder Miner]

Via eldritch tentacles.

[SirAaronIII]

So my friend showed me a "children's" book called "Go the F--- to Sleep". It's basically about a frustrated parent trying to get their kid to sleep. I'd post a link but sadly I am
much too lazy to find it in its entirety. It's out there somewhere though

Anyway it called to mind Bro's supposedly poor parenting, and maybe Karkat reading a bedtime story.

[Vector]

So my friend showed me a "children's" book called "Go the F--- to Sleep". It's basically about a frustrated parent trying to get their kid to sleep. I'd post a link but sadly I am
much too lazy to find it in its entirety. It's out there somewhere though

Anyway it called to mind Bro's supposedly poor parenting, and maybe Karkat reading a bedtime story.

Apparently you haven't seen this :3

[Enzo]

I know it's not fair to compare anyone to Sammy J., but Samuel L. Jackson's narration is about a million times better.

Homestuck dubs always bug me though. They are always wrong. In the Homestuck movie, Bro should clearly be played by Samuel L. Jackson.

[Doomshifter]

I know it's not fair to compare anyone to Sammy J., but Samuel L. Jackson's narration is about a million times better.

Homestuck dubs always bug me though. They are always wrong. In the Homestuck movie, Bro should clearly be played by Samuel L. Jackson.

gog damn, I have never respected Samuel L. Jackson as much as this ever until now.

[jaxy15]

Update.

[Diablous]

Update, finally we get to see their name- oh god dammit. Get lost you stupid cat!

[Trapezohedron]

Shock! RoLal's name is finally revealed!

EDIT: ARGLE BARGLE NINJA, now my element of suspense is nullified! D:

[Rose]

Where's that maximum trolling image?

[Aqizzar]

Ding.



We waited two days for that?  100 Updates A Day my ass.

UPDATE: AND ITS ROXY.  Sweeeeet.

[Diablous]

Updat- crap Aqizzar got to it first. Roxy, huh? Not a bad name.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Called it. So hard.

[jaxy15]

Roxy Lalonde.
KNEW IT.

[ToonyMan]

Oh my gog guys you guessed a four letter name that started with Ro.

My Aunt's black cat is named Jaspers.  :3

[Aqizzar]

Oh my gog guys you guessed a four letter name that started with Ro.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone had that one figured out.  There's only so many real names that could even fit.

Infinitely worse though is "chromosomic symbols".  The Intersphere is freaking the fuck out, because XY chromosomes is what boys have, and Roxy and Di-- switched handles from their gender-aligned parents.  I choose to read absolutely nothing into this, and chalk it up as some relatively subtle Max T'ing.


Also, Complacency of the Learned poster, based on the Breaking Dawn book cover, with infinite reading-into potential.  And the cycle of Rose's Parental Omnivision being obscured by Roxy's Void-Aura, which Roxy mistakes for negligence, and the Lalonde cycle of tragically bad family dynamics continues apace across universes.