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[Johnfalcon99977]

And what if you prototyped your fathers pornography collection Gravestone?

[Darvi]

Prototype each other's kernel.

[Furtuka]

Prototype the alchemizer?

[Darvi]

Prototype your PC.

Lost your laptop? No prob, just kill that imp and you got a new one.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Then you realize that according to canon only Humanoid objects are likely to get prototyped.

You proceed to Prototype a Cthulhu Doll anyway.

[Karnewarrior]

Actualling, prototyping the sburb disks might be a decent idea... you would literally have the game as your ally.

But yeah, time player should probably get in first so as not to screw everything up.

And your enemy. You'd make Sburb into some GLaDOS-like entity that's simultaniously pushing you forward and trying to kill you while passive agressively tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind.



I want to see a fanfic about a powergamer that prototypes Prototype and Assassins Creed. That would be badassery to the max.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Assuming you prototyped it before you entered the Medium, So:

Prototyping Disc Before Entering: Bad Idea.

Prototyping Disc After Entering: Good Idea.

I want to see a fanfic about a powergamer that prototypes Prototype and Assassins Creed. That would be badassery to the max.

Same Point as before.

[Karnewarrior]

Assuming you prototyped it before you entered the Medium, So:

Prototyping Disc Before Entering: Bad Idea.

Prototyping Disc After Entering: Good Idea.

I want to see a fanfic about a powergamer that prototypes Prototype and Assassins Creed. That would be badassery to the max.

Same Point as before.

Figurines? Assassin Alex Mercer can break as much Canon as he wants to. Assassin Alex Mercer is so badass, he could call Chuck Norris' mother a whiny bitch all day, and walk away when he was done. Assassin Alex Mercer can not only walk on water, swim through land, and fly through space, but Jog through Jupiter!

Also his balls are on fire. Not like a metaphor on fire, actually burning flames of hot steamy death on fire. He's a very angry man.

[Aqizzar]

I would love to see this analysis on Prequel, where pretty much all the sprites are impressively animated.

So anyway.  I just got around to reading this yesterday, like start to finish.  Pity it doesn't update as frequently as Homestuck, but it's still impressively often.  The variety of the art styles with the creativity of reusing assets is really good actually.  Can't say I was enjoying the story too much for a while - not because of the content, but because the author didn't seem to know what story they wanted to tell.

Then I got to Excelsior and it's like okay, now Homestuck has some serious competition.  Homestuck doesn't have an (incomprehensible) poledancing minigame.

[fergus]

(incomprehensible) poledancing minigame.

Wait, what? Where was that?

[Max White]

What happens of through use of time shenanigans you prototype an imp? Do the imps become imps^2?

[Darvi]

Inbred imps.

[Aqizzar]

What happens of through use of time shenanigans you prototype an imp? Do the imps become imps^2?

Time or space shenanigans.  Maybe even just inventory shenanigans if somebody manages to captchalog one.  I guess the imps would turn into, like, double imps?  Which sounds nasty, but it would make every other enemy in the game, including the royalty, imp-scaled.  Or just give them imp-personalities, which would suck.  Or do both.

[Max White]

The problem would be dealing with ImpSprite. Fuck that would be annoying. Like Calsprite but instead of being half decent at killing imps, it just breaks stuff.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I wonder what would happen if you prototyped a Prospitan. Or (Gog help us all) the White Queen.