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[zchris13]

Nothing good can come of this.

[Max White]

The beginning of something really excellent will come of this.

Yes, I couldn't agree more.

[Karnewarrior]

I think Karkat just got the troll equivilent of an interdimensional dickslap.

brb dying.

[SirAaronIII]

"K4RK4T 4R3 YOU F33L1NG OK? YOU LOOK 4 L1TTL3 P41L!"

I did not come up with this.

[armeggedonCounselor]

I guess John is actually ridiculously strong, because a normal person's strength would not cause someone to fall over. Unless the pail is actually ridiculously heavy, or something.

I kinda like the slow motion thing we have going on though.

[Max White]

I'm sure part of that is Karkat reacting to try and avoid the bucket, knocked backwards by astonishment thrown at him by years of indoctrination into being ashamed of buckets.

[Aqizzar]

I guess John is actually ridiculously strong, because a normal person's strength would not cause someone to fall over. Unless the pail is actually ridiculously heavy, or something.

You're forgetting that the bucket is carrying momentum, the momentum of being thrown from a ship traveling near the speed of light.  Though that doesn't explain why Karkat goes into slow motion.

Of course, since John is apparently the genetic inheritor of the ability to toss safes around, he probably is pretty strong.

[zchris13]

Is Jane's Dad John? If he is, he moved the refrigerator into the entry way in a bizarre rehash of the first time around with that house in the Beta kid's universe. So pretty strong. He also put a note underneath it.

[Max White]

Na, that corpse that the bunny was hiding in was John, wasn't it?

[Duke 2.0]

 Yes. Dad is Dad. This is a universal constant here.

 Both Jane and John have absolutely gaudy amounts of mangrit simply due to being raised by Dad. Even Jake cannot compare to how much mangrit these kids have.

[FuzzyZergling]

I was going to comment in WHUMP WHUMP, but then I saw the update and really those pages had me laughing hysterically at my computer.

Is Jane's Dad John? If he is, he moved the refrigerator into the entry way in a bizarre rehash of the first time around with that house in the Beta kid's universe. So pretty strong. He also put a note underneath it.

No, John is Janes grandfather (Poppop), Dad is John's (Poppop's) son by an unknown female, just as in the original session John's father was Nanna's (Jane's) son by an unknown male.

[armeggedonCounselor]

Next panel: Karkat falls into the green sun, dies painfully.

[FuzzyZergling]

And then three years of corpse party.
Or sloppy makeouts.

[Johnfalcon99977]

The worst part is that the Trolls now conviently have the means of reproduction with them, and most of them are about to hit Puberty. Completely unsupervised (Hey, there still kids here!)

Thats going to be an AKWARD three years, if anything.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I'm a bit late, yes, but:

You are the Monk of Keys in the Land of Oasis and Fortification.
Your chumHandle is digitalCelebration

Your interests include PALEONTOLOGY and COOKING.
Your wield the grenadeKind specibus and have combined your FLASH GRENADES with your AMMONITE SHELL and ICE CREAM to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are shy sky blue lions who like mining.

Hell ya, Flashmmonice Creamenades!