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[Darvi]

Well Dave and Rose have been spending god-knows-how-much time in the Green Sun, so they could've aged already.

Anyway, don't God-tier players have eternal youth or something?

[Aqizzar]

I get the feeling that the whole time dilation thing only applies to John and Jade, at least only in the context that we have read. I'm sure some other freaky stuff will age the others.

That's actually what I was talking about.  The time dilation is going backwards, the time should be shorter from John and Jade's perspective, not exponentially longer.

Which also raises the question of why the windows can't just be closer together anyway.

[Duke 2.0]

Hussie has calculated at for the size of the kids and how fast they are going, a yard is enough time to age them three years.

And I don't know what you are talking about stop being bad horrible at science.

[Putnam]

The Alpha Kids are fifteen years old. Are you saying that they won't appear until those kids get to sixteen yeaes old? Oh man, that's a long time. Well, I hope Davesprite therapy will offer interesting pesterlogs, or rather, dialoglogs.

The kids other than Jane are turning 16 in less than a month.

[Ottofar]

Also, just noticed: "Show Dialoglog". :I

I actually came here to say exactly that.

Also, Jack Sucks.

[Frajic]

Hussie has calculated at for the size of the kids and how fast they are going, a yard is enough time to age them three years.

And I don't know what you are talking about stop being bad horrible at science.

It's the other way around; it's supposed to take the kids three nanoseconds, and the world around them three years.

[Duke 2.0]

Hussie has calculated at for the size of the kids and how fast they are going, a yard is enough time to age them three years.

And I don't know what you are talking about stop being bad horrible at science.

It's the other way around; it's supposed to take the kids three nanoseconds, and the world around them three years.

Nope sorry, don't know nothing about magical space witches.

[Jim Groovester]

Yeah, I got a feeling something is going to change here.  Especially since Hussie has the effects of Relativistic Time Dilation ass-backwards.

I was thinking the same thing, until I took into account the effects of Hussie's unfathomable fatness and the proximity of his gravity well to John and Jade, which is contracting space together such that three lightyears takes on the appearance of one meter. It's just that his representation in the comic does not reflect this attribute.

(Replace Hussie with Vriska as desired.)

These physics are flawless, what are you talking about.

[zchris13]

I was going to come here to translate what the firefly said, but it happened already.

YOU SUCK

Yeah that's right.

[FuzzyZergling]

Yeah, I got a feeling something is going to change here.  Especially since Hussie has the effects of Relativistic Time Dilation ass-backwards.

They're in Hussieverse now.
Who says that physics works the same way everywhere?

[Solifuge]

Yeah, I got a feeling something is going to change here.  Especially since Hussie has the effects of Relativistic Time Dilation ass-backwards.

I was thinking the same thing, until I took into account the effects of Hussie's unfathomable fatness and the proximity of his gravity well to John and Jade, which is contracting space together such that three lightyears takes on the appearance of one meter. It's just that his representation in the comic does not reflect this attribute.

No, his representation in the comic is perfectly accurate. He has merely compressed all of his Earth-shattering, cosmically porcine bulk into one man-sized robot of reasonable girth. The end result?

Hussie is dense enough, with regard to physics, to distort space-time.

EDIT:

Also, just noticed: "Show Dialoglog". :I

Oh, I see what he did there. Like the Pester-log and such, but now they're communicating with spoken Dialog.

[eerr]

They travel at the speed of plot.

[Darvi]

They travel at the speed of plot.

Ftfy.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Physics be damned, this is just a way to age the kids up for plot purposes. Plot wise, Hussie doesn't live in the normal Universe. He lives in the Hussiverse, where everything is ruled by Hussie.

Besides, I can't see why I didn't see this coming. All Universes travel parallel to each other. If the kids had got to the other Universe in three nano seconds, they would've already been there by the time Act 7 started.

[Diablous]

Physics be damned, this is just a way to age the kids up for plot purposes. Plot wise, Hussie doesn't live in the normal Universe. He lives in the Hussiverse, where everything is ruled by Hussie.

Yeah, that's the most likely explanation. It takes them nearly three years because Hussie wants the beta kids to be the same age as the alpha kids.

Besides, I can't see why I didn't see this coming. All Universes travel parallel to each other. If the kids had got to the other Universe in three nano seconds, they would've already been there by the time Act 7 started.

Wait, what? Universes don't travel parallel to each other. It's been explicitly stated that from the perspective or one universe of incipisphere the timelines of other universes and incipispheres is completely meaningless.