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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32625 on: December 12, 2011, 01:29:12 am »

Jade will probably put John in a 3 year deep sleep, while she operates the battleship nonstop for 3 years.

Or an inexplicable loophole appears, and they get whisked away to the meeting spot earlier, or the Condesce's flagship appears out of nowhere, abducting them.

Who knows?
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32626 on: December 12, 2011, 01:56:47 am »

Or they both Murder-Suicide in the derpiest way possible, and then revive in a few B2 Session minutes, as the ship continues on through momentum.
No, they probably age up because plot.  And they spend the time quest grinding on their planets, and having therapy sessions with Davesprite.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32627 on: December 12, 2011, 03:24:16 am »

We skip ahead, and then they are the same age as the new session kids.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32628 on: December 12, 2011, 04:10:11 am »

We skip ahead, and then they are the same age as the new session kids.

Leaving them prime for a cross-session incestuous slurry of shipping in the epilogue. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Also, just noticed: "Show Dialoglog". :I
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32629 on: December 12, 2011, 04:59:21 am »

The Alpha Kids are fifteen years old. Are you saying that they won't appear until those kids get to sixteen yeaes old? Oh man, that's a long time. Well, I hope Davesprite therapy will offer interesting pesterlogs, or rather, dialoglogs.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32630 on: December 12, 2011, 05:00:26 am »

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32631 on: December 12, 2011, 05:02:07 am »

There be updates. It's showing Bec Noir and Mailwoman.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32633 on: December 12, 2011, 05:16:37 am »

The Alpha Kids are fifteen years old. Are you saying that they won't appear until those kids get to sixteen yeaes old?
Three of the Alpha-kids were born early December. It's already mid-november. Close enough really.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32634 on: December 12, 2011, 05:23:08 am »

At this point, I've become so analytical about Hussie's motivations as a writer that it's impossible for me not to second guess every new aspect of the story as trolling his fanbase.  In this case, it's sledgehammering an idea that will then be discarded (making at least John and Jade three years older and God knows what else by the time they next take part in the story).

Which is actually incidental to the first thing I thought of, that Hussie may be wryly acknowledging how the vast majority of Homestuck fanart styles the kids more as late-teenagers than 13.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32635 on: December 12, 2011, 05:59:04 am »

Yeah. I guess The Hussie is kind of just following the fanbase for that, because they're rarely depicted as kids outside the canon (sometimes even within the canon).

Here's hoping Hussie won't stall them for long, since they're just outside the alpha or the troll universe/session, and as such, technically arrive instantly when viewed from within the universe.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32636 on: December 12, 2011, 08:06:44 am »

John: Spend three years training on LoWaS

And then a hundred pages later in a combat update

John: Go even further beyond
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32637 on: December 12, 2011, 08:14:21 am »

John: Spend three years training on LoWaS

And then a hundred pages later in a combat update

John: Go even further beyond
Brain bleach please.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32638 on: December 12, 2011, 08:17:24 am »

John: Spend three years training on LoWaS

John and Jade: Spend three years chilling out with Davesprite, Nannasprite, and Jaspersprite.

Sollux: Spend three years blowing your brains out.

Karkat, Terezi, Gamzee, Kanaya: Spend three years watching Sollux blow his brains out.

Rose, Dave, Aradia, Also-Sollux: Stare at each other in empty space for three years.


Yeah, I got a feeling something is going to change here.  Especially since Hussie has the effects of Relativistic Time Dilation ass-backwards.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: there's an update I have proof
« Reply #32639 on: December 12, 2011, 08:25:16 am »

 I get the feeling that the whole time dilation thing only applies to John and Jade, at least only in the context that we have read. I'm sure some other freaky stuff will age the others.
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