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[Putnam]

Heh. I also notice that three nano-seconds is somehow long enough for Jade to lecture John. But honestly, I am not really complaining

That's actually a feature of relativity - going at faster speeds makes time go faster for everyone around you than it does for you. So if you were to spend your entire life going at the speed of sound, then you'd age marginally slower than normal. Not enough to actually have much effect, since you'd have to reach near-lightspeed to actually see major results regarding aging, but still.

Of course, we know Hussie has already bid farewell to most modern laws of physics, so what the hey.

Yeah, but it would have the opposite effect of that shown in the comic.

[FuzzyZergling]

Heh. I also notice that three nano-seconds is somehow long enough for Jade to lecture John. But honestly, I am not really complaining

That's actually a feature of relativity - going at faster speeds makes time go faster for everyone around you than it does for you. So if you were to spend your entire life going at the speed of sound, then you'd age marginally slower than normal. Not enough to actually have much effect, since you'd have to reach near-lightspeed to actually see major results regarding aging, but still.

Of course, we know Hussie has already bid farewell to most modern laws of physics, so what the hey.

Yeah, but it would have the opposite effect of that shown in the comic.

Video Game Logic is the answer to everything.

[Osmosis Jones]

That, and Rule Of Cool.

[Duke 2.0]

Because they flew out of the Fourth Wall shrunk and super fast they experience time slower than everyone else.

It makes perfect sense.

[Bdthemag]

Just like how you can go so slow you go fast.

[Duke 2.0]

And also leaving this thing here because I know a lot of you get kicks from these.

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Jesus christ, they have far worse character overpopulation problems.

[TherosPherae]

Heh. I also notice that three nano-seconds is somehow long enough for Jade to lecture John. But honestly, I am not really complaining

That's actually a feature of relativity - going at faster speeds makes time go faster for everyone around you than it does for you. So if you were to spend your entire life going at the speed of sound, then you'd age marginally slower than normal. Not enough to actually have much effect, since you'd have to reach near-lightspeed to actually see major results regarding aging, but still.

Of course, we know Hussie has already bid farewell to most modern laws of physics, so what the hey.

Yeah, but it would have the opposite effect of that shown in the comic.

Video Game Logic is the answer to everything.

Well, this is what happens when I spent the entire day doing calculus. I try to explain relativity, get my explanation right, but fail to realize that what I'm applying it to is completely off.

[Putnam]

John's mind

it's full of fuck

[SirAaronIII]

THREE YEARS?!

Now the next 3 years of Homestuck are going to be daily updates of John and Jade getting bored on the ship.

[Putnam]

Oh, John, no... 

Thinking about Vriska, how he's going to wait for 3 years to see her...

and she's dead D:

yes he's thinking about his other friends too but they're not quite as much of a corpse lying on the ground

[Bdthemag]

I'm assuming they'll have to do something extremely stupid/and/or/dangerous to get there faster.

Unless Hussie plans on making the majority of updates of them just talking for three years.

[Duke 2.0]

Dawn of the first day

1095 days remain

[Trapezohedron]

I wonder if it took Sollux 3 years of raping his mind to meet up with Dave and Rose. Oh wait, that was his dream bubble self, right?

Also, unless Hussie is going to pull a very pleasant surprise for John and Vriska, he's in for a very great surprise.

Edit: Or, I don't know. I forgot the plot points. Now, I'll have to go archive binging again. D:

[Darvi]

And also leaving this thing here because I know a lot of you get kicks from these.

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Jesus christ, they have far worse character overpopulation problems.

First I was "Whuh?", but then my brain actually woke up and I was laughing ma arse off.

[Bauglir]

Given what Hussie's said about the length of the comic, there's either going to be a timeskip or a loophole here.