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[SirAaronIII]

No, it really is impossible to survive bisection. See all those night creatures where you aimed at the lower body with a sword or something and it sailed off in an arc.
I'm pretty sure Putnam meant the legs, though.
bluh ninja

[Max White]

wwell guess wwhos taking bets guys
that neww strider guys name is ggoin to be called dean

[Urist Imiknorris]

Dick.

[Putnam]

No, it really is impossible to survive bisection. See all those night creatures where you aimed at the lower body with a sword or something and it sailed off in an arc.
I'm pretty sure Putnam meant the legs, though.
bluh ninja

No, I mean I removed the [LOWERBODY] tag from the lower body bodypart so that getting the lower body cut off wouldn't kill him.

[Max White]

Dick.

Good fucking lord, if he's name is Dick, short for Richard, I will take you out to a fine seafood dinner on the waterfront and order their finest white wine, and be a gentlemen and not even tell you that the fried shrimp is going straight to your ass.
I hope you choke.

Also, Ruby Lalonde. Any takers?

[Trapezohedron]

No, it really is impossible to survive bisection. See all those night creatures where you aimed at the lower body with a sword or something and it sailed off in an arc.
I'm pretty sure Putnam meant the legs, though.
bluh ninja

No, I mean I removed the [LOWERBODY] tag from the lower body bodypart so that getting the lower body cut off wouldn't kill him.

What if you just added [EMBEDDED] tag instead of removing that? [LOWERBODY] is used for pants, skirts, etc. by default. [EMBEDDED] connects the body part into the connected body part like superglue.

Although I wonder if both tags will clash.

[SirAaronIII]

Maybe it'll be Roxy. Somehow I feel it fits the whole BFFSIES 4EVERZ bit. But Ruby might work too.

She has to be an internet master if her name is Ruby though.

[Max White]

Oh yea, didn't think of Roxy, but that works too.

[eerr]

I'm thinking "Troll mother grub".

^

It's already been stated that successful players get access to ectocloning technology.  If there was a session with a severely limited player count, they could still restart their race.

With a single individual being cloned repeatedly, however, you will only have an increasing number of identical clones.

Even with a mother grub, and assuming the offspring somehow manage to differentiate themselves from the parent, you're still looking at a species that is starting, quite literally, from a single individual and where every member is closely related to each other. There is no other input of genetic material save from the mother grub, which will still only count as one more individual.

Coupled with the deleterious effects of incest, you'll have horribly mutated, intellectually stunted inbred troll hicks within a few generations - and that's being optimistic.

No, only 50% at most.

Also natural selection was already at work, lol.

That underground of death and pain was established for a reason, and it may just be so again.

[Max White]

But anyway, new characters are totally game breaking. Hussie should nerf, because with access to multiple strife specibi from the start and easy access to a bajillion recipes, including everything you can get your hands on, people are going to be playing Jane sooo much. I mean seriously, you think when they released Gamzee's sober mode that was umba? Just wait until people start stacking her with punch card alchemy!
She better end up being a strong early game hero with no scaling, or the game is going to start being called JadeStuck.

And now she get's another fucking buff?!?! WHY WOULD YOU EVER LET A CHARACTER CONVERT ITEMS TO GRIST!!!

[Darvi]

I think you're missing the point Max. They are PurposefullyOverpowered, because they are a post-scratch session and can have a better chance at winning the game.

[Max White]

Yea sounds about right...
Actually that makes a lot of sense. Doc Scratch was a nasty SOB, so when he helped the troll civilisation to win their session, he did it by turning them into insane Spartans to harden them up, but earth's guardian is the significantly more agreeable Becquerel, so he could have chosen to help out the human civ by giving them more tools to utilise. Thus Earth still looks like Earth.

[Darvi]

But remember, the one providing the tools and manipulating humanity is the Imperial Condesce Betty Crocker, not Bec. She's also a servant of Lrd English so who knows what she's planning.

[Heliman]

Doc Heiress

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Guys this just in: (click to show/hide)

Bro's name is Dale.


Harharhar.