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[Duke 2.0]

 You have been endowed with knowledge, and I can only hope you are not too hung up over it. Surely I won't be boned over this.

[Aqizzar]

I'm not even gonna post it here. Nope. You'll just have to hit me up on Steam for that terror.

That would be a lot easier if, y'know, etc.

Speaking of such nonsense, WTFStuck just discovered the magic of "We're Having a Baby".  You thought you'd heard the last of it, but no.

And she shares my love of Davesprite, yay.

[JoshuaFH]

I googled "Mock Mother Homestuck" and got... nothing except a link back the very post you made mentioning Mock Mother.

Just "Mock Mother" brings me to an adult storytelling website, which doesn't seem at all relevant to Homestuck.

I might be missing some nuance that I'm not getting.

[Duke 2.0]

 Go to image search. You're looking for something that resembles a troll.

 It's like the second hit.

[Dermonster]

Meh, I've seen worse.

[Darvi]

Y'know, I don't like that thought-tiara thing there.

[Powder Miner]

...I'm... I'm not even going to look.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Found the shmuck-bait. Wasn't even phased.

Not sure if that's a good thing...

[SirAaronIII]

They already have multiple kind abstrati and hands free computing devices?
HAXOR!

[Bauglir]

...I'm... I'm not even going to look.

Homestuck: Now with Slave Crowns?

[Urist Imiknorris]

They already have multiple kind abstrati and hands free computing devices?
HAXOR!

And the prototype Gristwidget 12000, whatever the hell that is.

Also Pony Pals for some reason. Still think Bro's gonna be a brony.

[Aqizzar]

The only relationship you have ever had with him are through video footage of his VAUDEVILLIAN ANTICS on stage. Or through his role as Judge Johnny Stone on one of your favorite old sitcoms, NIGHT COURT.

John would be so damn proud of himself.

But yeah, seriously, how much more of the Condesce's crap is she going to turn up?  Hell, how is the Condesce even here?  Scratch (or English?) sent her into a universe and she's Betty Crocker, everybody knows that.  But the Universe got reset, and did she get reset with it?  Is she in one Universe or the other, or is she considered part of it and wound up in the same place in both?

[lordnincompoop]

I'm thinking "Troll mother grub".

^

It's already been stated that successful players get access to ectocloning technology.  If there was a session with a severely limited player count, they could still restart their race.

With a single individual being cloned repeatedly, however, you will only have an increasing number of identical clones.

Even with a mother grub, and assuming the offspring somehow manage to differentiate themselves from the parent, you're still looking at a species that is starting, quite literally, from a single individual and where every member is closely related to each other. There is no other input of genetic material save from the mother grub, which will still only count as one more individual.

Coupled with the deleterious effects of incest, you'll have horribly mutated, intellectually stunted inbred troll hicks within a few generations - and that's being optimistic.

[Diablous]

Go to image search. You're looking for something that resembles a troll.

 It's like the second hit.

Feh, it can't be that bad *looks it up* Kinda ugly looking, but nothing brain bleach worthy. *reads the description and realizes what I'm looking at* Oh dear god. That sick crime against sanity has burned itself into my retinas. Everywhere I go, that will follow me, it's silhouette falling over everything I see, it's twisted visage staring at me from the darkness. ONLY DEATH CAN RELEASE ME! /overreaction

Yeah, that was something I didn't need to see, and I have only myself to blame. Now, onto to that update.

So, in the alpha universe, John's a legendary comedian? Cool. Somethings never change, and John's love of pranks is one of them.

and of course your super-handy UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP for the young gogetting junior battermaster on the go.

This is either a hands free computer, or another brainwashing thing from Crocker. Probably both.

[Aqizzar]

Coupled with the deleterious effects of incest, you'll have horribly mutated, intellectually stunted inbred troll hicks within a few generations - and that's being optimistic.

What comic have been you been reading?

EDIT: The Horrors of Fur Affinity indeed.  Welp, have seen, just didn't know it.  Don't worry people, save yourselves the search history and pass.