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[Darkwind3]

I just took UU's talk about "four universal instances" to mean the kids' session, the kid-guardian session, the troll ancestor session, and troll session. I didn't think there would be another troll session; the four kid-guardians are crazy enough, we don't need to go through sixteen new characters at once!

[Heliman]

A UU guy that loves the letter U? Oh god damnit hussie this makes me rage so hard that I gotta break my study based vow-of-silence.

U is the sign of Ophiuchus, the snake bearer AKA the new troll and the 13th sign of the zodiac which was added way after HS started
God
DAMMIT HUSSIE

[Darvi]

which was added way after HS started

Lolnope?


IDE: UU will be formally introduced on Nov. 29th.

[lordnincompoop]

This is treading on bad fantroll territory here.

As soon as I saw it, I felt like I was going to barf.  The feeling did not leave through the whole conversation, and I still feel like it.  Fuck you Hussie.  Give us our kids back.

...foUr distinct Universal instances...

What happened to it being a shitload of Trolls, Hussie?  Why are you going through with making a shitload of Trolls?  If UU isn't going into a one-player session, I am going to be so mad.

Wait, that's it!  Uranian = third sex?  Symbol is two snakes intertwined?  Possibility/probability of being the only new Troll character?  UU is a one-player session and...  Oh shit.  Ew.  Fucking ew.

Why the fuck has nobody seen the connection between the symbol and the Caduceus? The only variation is that it's wingless.

The Caduceus is also linked to the Greek god of healing and medicine, Asclepius - I'm thinking a connection between healing and the Scratch here, though that's a little too speculative.

I doubt even trolls would be able to restart their race by sourcing genetic material from a single individual. They're versatile, pansexual and have a very different means of sexual reproduction, sure, but they're not that good.

And I'm starting to think Hussie really has forgotten how to pretend to type IM conversations.  Some of Jane's single responses are three sentences apiece.

I regularly talk on IRCs (which are close enough to IMs, anyhow), and I type large replies all the time. No big deal.




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[Darvi]

Why the fuck has nobody seen the connection between the symbol and the Caduceus? The only variation is that it's wingless.

The Caduceus is also linked to the Greek god of healing and medicine, Asclepius - I'm thinking a connection between healing and the Scratch here, though that's a little too speculative.

I did. Hence my idea that UU is called Dereck Stiles.

[Logical2u]

I doubt even trolls would be able to restart their race by sourcing genetic material from a single individual.

I'm thinking "Troll mother grub". Can't remember the exact details of that whole arrangement to be honest though.

[Derekristow]

It's already been stated that successful players get access to ectocloning technology.  If there was a session with a severely limited player count, they could still restart their race.

[Karnewarrior]

I'm thinking "Troll mother grub".

^

[JoshuaFH]

Calling it now, the calm, cool, intelligent, eloquent, articulate, well-liked lady's-troll is Eridan's Ancestor.

The perfect irony.

[Duke 2.0]

Stop legitimizing Mock Mother you fucks

 Goddammit I can't see UU as anything but her boobs now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The usual <3<3<3 to show I mean no hostility and this is just being playful, but still, stop that.

[Bluerobin]

Yeah I think most of the Ophiuchus troll stuff has been relatively well known since Hussie addressed it directly in the questions thing that was linked a little bit ago:

Spoiler: What’s the deal with the Ophiuchus troll? (click to show/hide)

Well, the deal is that somebody, somewhere, is sitting at a computer.
The computer has a Caduceus symbol on it, which is sometimes, but not definitively, associated with the 13th zodiac sign, which contrary to recent news, is not a new addition to astrology. It’s been around for centuries, but was not incorporated into the zodiac most people are familiar with, for whatever reason. Hence, the “13th troll” has been a point of furious speculation since the first appearance of the trolls in the story. So…
That is what the deal with that is.

There isn't anything more than what's been said here, but it's not new.

[Aqizzar]

Stop legitimizing Mock Mother you fucks

 Goddammit I can't see UU as anything but her boobs now.

You're the only person I've heard of this from, and I thought I'd seen all the depraved fan speculation there was to see.  So, thanks buddy.

[Jim Groovester]

Uh, Mock Mother?

I've never heard of that before.

[Duke 2.0]

 I'm not even gonna post it here. Nope. You'll just have to hit me up on Steam for that terror.

 Onto greener pastures, turns out UU can stabilize loops.

[freeformschooler]

Thanks, Duke, I googled it and now want to reverse the last 5 minutes of my life.

EDIT: The comments are priceless.