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[Diablous]

Wow, that hat. That is so heavy handed, I'd believe that Jake actually has no relation to Lord English, just because of how obvious it is. But that's probably what Hussie wants me to think. Pretty cool helmet either way.

GT: Jane!
GT: Forgive my botherations. I know this is meant to be a spanking ripsnorter of a day for you and all.
GT: But do you happen to know where the devilfucking dickens mr strider might be?

GG: So if I have this straight, the big thing hogging up your plate today is not this marvelous new game which I have invited you to play with me, but finishing a robotic rabbit to give to my dead poppop?
GT: Bingo. *double pistols and a wink*

Well, it's official. The new kids and the way they speak is freaking hilarious.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Wow, that hat. That is so heavy handed, I'd believe that Jake actually has no relation to Lord English, just because of how obvious it is. But that's probably what Hussie wants me to think. Pretty cool helmet either way.

Remember that Lord English is only a name given to him by the inhabitants of the Universe. He might actually be a systemic phenomenon that takes on a form and motif reminiscent of whatever was a major influence on his "host,", such as Doc Scratch's magic cue ball + Lil' Cal (+First Guardian code) leading him to take on a Cal-like form and adopt a pl motif.

Although if you look at it this way, then it's basically guaranteed that the Session creates the Universe.

[Aqizzar]

Dammit Jake, your hat. Get rid of that thing. It's an omen of Hussie's trolling.

But that's probably what Hussie wants me to think. Pretty cool helmet either way.

Hey, dude loves his skulls.  Seems like an awfully inconvenient computer though.  He should invest in computer shoes or something.

EDIT: Oh my God, they talk like such fucking tools.  And here I thought the Trolls were bad about expositioning all over the screen.  I think in the course of two years of writing intentional nonsense, Hussie has actually forgotten what human conversation sounds like.

[Furtuka]

Considering Jake and Jane were old people in their past life, I'm expecting Bro and Mom to talk much more normally. Or at the very least for Mom to talk normally and for Bro to talk like he's in the 90's/80's

[BackgroundGuy]

And the stupidest looking piece of equipment in Homestuck iiiiis... Jake's English Helmet!

[Osmosis Jones]

Considering Jake and Jane were old people in their past life, I'm expecting Bro and Mom to talk much more normally. Or at the very least for Mom to talk normally and for Bro to talk like he's in the 90's/80's

Calling it now;

Everything Bro says will be RAD, and COOL. He will be so devoted to using the FRESHEST wordage in the ultimate RECURSIVE IRONYGASM.

By contrast, Mom will be elegant, sarcastic, and precise. Rather than her daughter's excessive verbiage, she will describe things in the clipped, clean tones of a professional. She will also be a master at obtaining illegal contraband bootlegged alcohol.

[Putnam]

Considering Jake and Jane were old people in their past life, I'm expecting Bro and Mom to talk much more normally. Or at the very least for Mom to talk normally and for Bro to talk like he's in the 90's/80's

Calling it now;

Everything Bro says will be RAD, and COOL. He will be so devoted to using the FRESHEST wordage in the ultimate RECURSIVE IRONYGASM.

By contrast, Mom will be elegant, sarcastic, and precise. Rather than her daughter's excessive verbiage, she will describe things in the clipped, clean tones of a professional. She will also be a master at obtaining illegal contraband bootlegged alcohol.

BFFSIES 4EVERZ

Also, I just updated my troll mod.

Can anyone tell me why the fuck my alchemiters is messed the hell up? The entire right third of the building isn't showing up.

[Jim Groovester]

BFFSIES 4EVERZ

There's this thing called irony. I hear those Striders and Lalondes are pretty good at it.

[Max White]

*Reading Pesterlog*
Sorry Bro, you just got demoted to second coolest character. I mean every line of Jake is read in an English accent, it is awesome!

[Blade Master Model 42]

And the stupidest looking piece of equipment in Homestuck iiiiis... Jake's English Helmet!

No, see, it is actually awesome. Imagine, using that yourself. Gaming in that rig must be sweet.

I will have one.

[Putnam]

BFFSIES 4EVERZ

There's this thing called irony. I hear those Striders and Lalondes are pretty good at it.

I would say that, if Mom didn't seem so damn sincere about her wanting to care for Rose.

[freeformschooler]

Is it sad I want 5 more acts of this?

[Max White]

TAKING ALL BETS
NEW STRIDER WILL BE MORE FUCKING IRONIC THAN EVEN THAT ASSHOLE BRO IN AN EVEN MORE LAME ATTEMPT TO BE WHAT HUMANS CALL COOL

[Willfor]

Is it sad I want 5 more acts of this?

It's only sad that it will not happen.

[Urist Imiknorris]

NEW STRIDER WILL BE MORE FUCKING IRONIC THAN EVEN THAT ASSHOLE BRO IN AN EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO BE WHAT HUMANS CALL COOL