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[Aqizzar]

Goddammit, I'm not even finished yet, but this is just too great.

GT: are you a psychic alien? like the one who jodie foster met in contact, and assumed the form of her dead father to talk to her?
AG: As a matter of fact, yes, I am a psychic alien. 8ut that has nothing to do with this!
AG: These are our memories, and we are in the afterlife. I keep trying to tell you, and it's starting to get frustr8ing.
GT: i see. so it is not me who is jodie foster. it's more like you are jodie, because nobody believed her when she came home and had amazing tales to tell.
GT: except matthew mcconaughey.
AG: Aaaaaaaargh!
GT: but it's ok. i will be your matt mcconaughey.

I was laughing my ass off at that.  That was such an awful movie, John would love that.

Oh yeah, and as I suspected, this is the John that Terezi tricked into fighting Typheus.  By the way, if you type "typheus" into Google, a Homestuck brand Chrome skin is one of the first results.

[Vector]

Wow... they've really sleeked up the Pesterchum interface.  I'm shocked.

[Knirisk]

Wait, is that alternative timeline John?

The one Terezi killed?

HUSSIIIIEEEEEE!!!

I kinda figured this, because John was still alive. Oh well. Vriska and alpha timeline John will have to wait a little while longer.

[sonerohi]

Dave is a wimp. Ko'd by yarn?

[Aqizzar]

Dave is a wimp. Ko'd by yarn?

Dreamselves have glass jaws, and Rose didn't want to watch him be a fucking piece of garbage.  I love the idea of piloting a goddamn moon somehow.

Now let's just hope there's somebody waiting for her wherever her magic moonride takes her.

[applesauce machine]

Now let's just hope there's somebody waiting for her wherever her magic moonride takes her.

Don't be silly, the next update is going to be a flash where the moon appears to be going to a wonderful magical place, then it crashes the end. It will not be a soundless flash.

I'm surprised no one put this

AG: Well if you want to know, normally, we have 8right orange eyes, with gray irises. They fill in with our 8lood pigment as we get older.

in the wiki. I honestly expected to find that in there. Or at least, that's what I thought a couple hours ago. I knew someone was gonna put that in there in less than 24 hours.

[Jim Groovester]

I take it that the denizens are supposed to help the kids with their personal quests, instead of fight them.

If the kids fulfill some condition beforehand, I'm guessing. Because apparently Davesprite just went up to Hephaestus with his broken sword and now that the forge is lit Hephaestus told him, "sup bro lets fix that sword up no problem".

[Ochita]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why does vriska have that in her room. Or 'dream room' or whatever.

[applesauce machine]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why does vriska have that in her room. Or 'dream room' or whatever.

To taunt Tavros with when she murdered him. Or maybe she just happened to have them already anyway, just 'cause? It it's the latter, then what the fuck, Vriska.

[Jim Groovester]

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Why does vriska have that in her room. Or 'dream room' or whatever.

Her room doesn't have Nick Cage posters either. It's a melding of her section of the lab with her respiteblock.

Also, on the other side of the desk there, that's a certificate of authenticity guaranteeing that those are Tavros' legs.

[ToonyMan]

I like Dave and Rose's interactions with each other.

[Aqizzar]

I'm surprised no one put this

AG: Well if you want to know, normally, we have 8right orange eyes, with gray irises. They fill in with our 8lood pigment as we get older.

in the wiki. I honestly expected to find that in there. Or at least, that's what I thought a couple hours ago. I knew someone was gonna put that in there in less than 24 hours.

Hussie's making fanart official stuff.  The effect will be dramatic.  Next thing you know, he'll start drawing them with pointy ears.

[applesauce machine]

Re-quoting because I've got a better answer for this question.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Why does vriska have that in her room. Or 'dream room' or whatever.

...8ecause I'm kind of a weirdo.

Spoiler: She wasn't lying. (click to show/hide)

This is exactly what I thought of when I noticed Vriska peeking from the corner of that cropped picture.

...8ut I guess that's gone now that I'm dead.

Oh no it's not.

[Vector]

I think the point is that it's impressed on her psyche.  It defines her.  We see what defines John, fundamentally, the "memetic" information--having explored his genetics--and the same for Vriska.

Maybe I'm starting to have a bit of sympathy for her.  Or, rather, quite a lot.

Damn you, Hussie.  Damn you.

[breadbocks]

Nope. I still despise Vriska. Hussie's attempt to troll us all won't work on me. Not a chance.

I hope.