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[FuzzyZergling]

What's with the big yellow blotches?
I feel like I'm missing a joke here somewhere.

[Frajic]

What's with the big yellow blotches?
I feel like I'm missing a joke here somewhere.

I think it's BN's wings.

[FuzzyZergling]

What's with the big yellow blotches?
I feel like I'm missing a joke here somewhere.

I think it's BN's wings.

Ohhh, that's Noir. Now everything makes sense.

[ggamer]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Has a dying fan ever asked you how Homestuck will end?
I'm suddenly wondering if there were some devoted Homestuck readers out there who died between now and when it started.
Now I'm sad.
You motherfuckers better not "smile" at this...
Oh god here come the smiles anyway. You people are awful.

Well, there was that guy who went into a coma.  He got out of it, though.

He must have been more glad about getting out of a coma than most people as soon as he checked to see how many updates he missed.

Probably had an acute heart failure right after.

ah, managed to dig up a link

Originally Posted by Andrew
And then when you heard we have a black president you tried to pull your own plug right?
What?

Edit:

...

There's only one thing I can do now.

I lol'd.

Anyway, remember when I said that thing about drawing 22 year old dave? I'm doing that right now.

Trying to think what gun he would use, I'm stuck between a Walter PPK and a Beretta M9.

[Aqizzar]

Trying to think what gun he would use, I'm stuck between a Walter PPK and a Beretta M9.

Neither, you dork.  Why would a guy who can move faster than the eye can follow need guns?  Harley, yeah, she's cool with them.

[Jim Groovester]

Trying to think what gun he would use, I'm stuck between a Walter PPK and a Beretta M9.

Are you serious.

Are you seriously thinking about giving Dave the gun of some womanizing British asswipe.

Neither, you dork.  Why would a guy who can move faster than the eye can follow need guns?

Also, this.

Guns aren't an ironic enough way to kill people. Broken swords, on the other hand....

[breadbocks]

Yeah. Dave's too ironic for guns. But if he had to use a gun, he would get the most massive and unweildy bolt-action sniper rifle available, and no scope people with it. To be ironic.

[ggamer]

fuck, Can't believe I thought that.

[FuzzyZergling]

Muskets. Duel wielded.
Sooo ironic.

[applesauce machine]

A water gun.

With corrosive acid instead of water. Obviously, there will have to be some sort of strong, corrosive-acid-resistant material on the inside, but make sure the outside is made of cheap plastic with a fun, colorful design.
Ironic as hell.

[Karnewarrior]

Muskets. Duel wielded.
Sooo ironic.

"Master Chief! We've been stranded in 1776!"

"..."

"You're right! We must fight the British and save America sot hat it can become the UNSC!"

"..."

"Of course, we can't use covenant weapondry or we'll risk screwing up the timeline. Master Chief, you're a brilliant thinker!"

"..."

[ggamer]

the royal deringer wouldn't be ironic, so for the purposes of this adventure he uses the broken scarlet ribbitar.

CIA Dave may not be a prick, but he still has some mind for irony.

Fuck, now I don't know what he should wear. The record t-shirt?

[Darvi]

At 22?

A suit, because as an adult, you have to be a professional :V

[ggamer]

In the middle of a CIA operation?

Actually, CIA operatives do do that sometimes... I think.

[breadbocks]

In the middle of a CIA operation?

Actually, CIA operatives do do that sometimes... I think.

Only in movies, my man, only in movies.