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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26640 on: June 14, 2011, 10:56:59 am »

For the first time in his life, John is probably too confused to know what to do. He's about to kiss his best friend to bring her back to life, who may or may not have feelings for him, and he may or may not have feelings for her, while an alien girl admits she is pretty much totally in love with him.

And they're all 13.

In the shattered remains of a video game gone awry while a giant flying space hound murders all life, his sister is collecting super-frogs, his best bro is bouncing the fuck off of swords stuck in corpses, and sloppy alien makeouts are permeating all of reality.

And all of this is being told to you by a nigh-omnipotent and omniscient being with a cueball for a head.

And all of THAT is being told to you by a giant-lipped man in a green tuxedo who hangs out with a puppet and his tiny maid, whom he harbors a secret lust for.

Welcome to Homestuck.
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26641 on: June 14, 2011, 10:58:51 am »

... and that still makes the story sound more rational than it is.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26642 on: June 14, 2011, 11:03:36 am »

Wait, why are Slick and Snowman making out?  I thought he hated that huge bitch.

Well, they were used as an examples of kismesis, which is a romantic hate. Apparently, hate snoging is a part of that. Fucking aliens and their hate based romance.

Anyways, since I'm a JohnxVriska shipper, these updates made me very happy and then very worried. With this log Vriska is basically begging to be killed off for real. Being permanently dead would kinda the growth of a relationship between them.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26643 on: June 14, 2011, 11:15:31 am »

Wait, why are Slick and Snowman making out?  I thought he hated that huge bitch.

Well, they were used as an examples of kismesis, which is a romantic hate. Apparently, hate snoging is a part of that. Fucking aliens and their hate based romance.

Anyways, since I'm a JohnxVriska shipper, these updates made me very happy and then very worried. With this log Vriska is basically begging to be killed off for real. Being permanently dead would kinda the growth of a relationship between them.

Well actually she's totally going to live. With these new updates the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory log makes a ton more sense, because she, in the future, is more obviously unabashedly in love with John, so Karkat would have to step in.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26644 on: June 14, 2011, 11:41:11 am »

Holy shit, short guyxtall girl really does look weird.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26645 on: June 14, 2011, 11:58:23 am »

This update seems to be little more than high-octane shipping fuel. The JohnxVriska and the JohnxRose people are going to be going absolutely nuts until the next update.

Doc Scratch's reaction was hilarious, though. PUNCH THE FOURTH WALL, CHANGE THE CHANNEL
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26646 on: June 14, 2011, 12:20:14 pm »

I wonder what Jack would think if he could see Slick right now?
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26647 on: June 14, 2011, 01:13:14 pm »

Fucking doc scratch flipping out.

This time it's hilarious.

Last time... not so much.

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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26648 on: June 14, 2011, 01:14:38 pm »

This update seems to be little more than high-octane shipping fuel. The JohnxVriska and the JohnxRose people are going to be going absolutely nuts until the next update.

 Meanwhile the Vriska and Kanaya shippers are massively confused. What happened to the <33333333? They thought that was confirmation. What is this.

 Also note John is getting all the action on his birthday. All of it.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26649 on: June 14, 2011, 01:16:39 pm »

She reconsidered.  If she loves Kanaya the comic becomes Twilight.

Spoiler: Exhibit A (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 01:28:07 pm by Cthulhu »
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26650 on: June 14, 2011, 01:41:04 pm »

She reconsidered.  If she loves Kanaya the comic becomes Twilight.

Spoiler: Exhibit A (click to show/hide)
That, uh...  Isn't that Karkat, not Kanaya?
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26651 on: June 14, 2011, 01:45:33 pm »

Look at the horns.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26652 on: June 14, 2011, 01:51:43 pm »

Look at the horns.
Also, isn't Kanaya female?
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26653 on: June 14, 2011, 01:56:19 pm »

I like the Texas belt buckle, even if I have a hard time believe Dave would consider ironic enough.  It's never mentioned in the story of course, but it comes up in fanfic all the time that Dave's from Houston,
Mentioned by Hussie on the forums IIRC, though I think the GPS coordinates are in-comic.
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Re: MSPA: it's 6/12 everybody put their horns and hOnKs on
« Reply #26654 on: June 14, 2011, 01:56:43 pm »

she's been working out a lot. also, not glowing enough.
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