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Cthulhu

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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26340 on: June 11, 2011, 03:32:54 pm »

All trolls have dicks.  Two of them.  Each.  Gender is like hair color to them.  That is what I believe and I will never change my beliefs.*

*Important note:  Fuck, no.  I don't want this shit in my brain. 
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26341 on: June 11, 2011, 03:35:35 pm »

I cannot wait until doomed timeline Vriska travels back to the Alpha somehow.

And then when alpha Vriska revives, there'll be two Vriska's...

/daydream
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26342 on: June 11, 2011, 03:35:56 pm »

I wanted to show the fanart of the trolls explaining their reproductive cycle and Kanaya censoring all the bits she deemed naughty, but hell if I can't find that without stumbling upon something I would rather not.


And then when alpha Vriska revives, there'll be two Vriska's...

He's a madman!  A maaaadmaaaan!!!!!!!!
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26343 on: June 11, 2011, 03:50:30 pm »

Two Vriskas onscreen at once?

I'm gonna need a bigger monitor...

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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26344 on: June 11, 2011, 03:56:30 pm »

And then when alpha Vriska revives, there'll be two Vriska's...

And then they make out?
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26345 on: June 11, 2011, 03:58:46 pm »

Have we even confirmed if trolls are dimorphic?
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26346 on: June 11, 2011, 04:02:00 pm »

Female trolls have breasts. Well, female trolls who aren't six have breasts. What they are used for, if anything, is a mystery.
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26347 on: June 11, 2011, 04:02:22 pm »

Have we even confirmed if trolls are dimorphic?

Not really. In fact Karkat alludes to the fact that they may not be in the "i am not a homosexual" talk. Other than that, they uh... they refer to each other as "he" and "she" and have dimorphic body builds. I don't know about much else.

Female trolls have breasts. Well, female trolls who aren't six have breasts. What they are used for, if anything, is a mystery.

This too.
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26348 on: June 11, 2011, 04:22:59 pm »

Female trolls have breasts. Well, female trolls who aren't six have breasts. What they are used for, if anything, is a mystery.
Have we seen the chest of male trolls who aren't six?
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26349 on: June 11, 2011, 04:23:48 pm »

Dualscar. Highblood.The patri8.
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26350 on: June 11, 2011, 04:24:57 pm »

Female trolls have breasts. Well, female trolls who aren't six have breasts. What they are used for, if anything, is a mystery.
Have we seen the chest of male trolls who aren't six?

Goddammit, Karkat's bedroom is full of movie posters.  Troll Will Smith looks exactly like Human Will Smith, but with handlebars.
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26351 on: June 11, 2011, 04:42:06 pm »

Female trolls have breasts. Well, female trolls who aren't six have breasts. What they are used for, if anything, is a mystery.
I believe it's quite clear.

 
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26352 on: June 11, 2011, 04:46:21 pm »

Looks like i missed some interesting stuff.  Also, pretty sure from context that seed flaps are just lips.  Though I'm not sure, because apparently trolls have a ton of genitalia.  And also the non-gender sexuality wasn't a thing then, because Karkat obviously assumed that only a female would be interested in Sollux, if any of them were interested in him.

Right now though, it's pretty obvious that most trolls are male though.  By defining males as ones that give genetic material to the egg, and female as the ones that form the egg, then only the mother grubs are female.  I'm not sure whether to consider ordinary trolls male or to consider the imperial drone male, and I'm going to ignore the idea that the imperial drone is relatively new, because it doesn't match with my personal ideals, and it's only a fan theory anyway.  It's pretty obvious that they consider themselves to be male or female, and there are probably bodily differences, but I'm guessing both "genders" have all of their organs.  Possibly in different amounts.

Edit:  Geez rereading this is dumb and redundant.  Oh well.  Gonna leave those excesses.

I've been attempting to reread the troll arc, collecting terms and body parts to build up a better image of their culture, but I keep getting distracted.  And I'm still not sure if they have a skeleton or exoskeleton.
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26353 on: June 11, 2011, 04:47:56 pm »

According to a previous formspring, their genitalia are on  their faces. Does that mean...
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Re: MSPA: why are you EVENING posing here
« Reply #26354 on: June 11, 2011, 04:49:07 pm »

According to a previous formspring, their genitalia are on  their faces. Does that mean...

Terezi is the answer to your question.
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