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[Sensei]

Because Rose attacked Jack with Horrorterror power 2 or 3 pages back, and apparently it consumed everything around them, apparently.

Redundantly he said apparently, redundantly.

[PenguinOverlord]

8^y?

Hello, Lord English.
So, is Lord English Sweet Bro, or is he Hella Jeff?

[Darvi]

Hes Hella Jeff, becuse he told her broe!

[applesauce machine]

H'es Hela Jeff, becuse he tolb her brow!

fex'd

[Aqizzar]

8^y?

He doesn't get to do that.  He doesn't have a face.  This is such bullshit.

Spoiler: I'm not even joking, this is bullshit. (click to show/hide)

TT: I thought you didn't lie.
TT: Aren't jokes essentially humorous lies?
TT: At least, those like the one you just attempted.
Jokes are only temporary lies.
If the falsehood is never exposed, there is no punchline. If the punchline is never delivered, the lie is sealed forever, regardless of initial humorous intent. Lies are not funny.
TT: I think if you're going to risk tarnishing your record of honesty, you should probably get better material.
My joke was objectively funny. Who would know better than I?
TT: Ok.
TT: So you're saying an inaccurate statement doesn't count as a lie, as long as you say "just kidding" later?
Basically.
TT: What if it's much later? Is it still "just a joke?"
No, that would be something closer to a prank.

Take the orb.
Ask it a question.
TT: I don't know what to ask anymore.
TT: I'm confused.
What would you ask me?
TT: I would ask what should I do next.
Then ask.

I warned my neophyte protege not to stare into that ball.

He did nothing of the fucking kind.  There's MAXIMUM TROLLING, and then there's just flat out making shit up.  C'mon Hussie, this was only a couple months ago, did you think we wouldn't remember?

[MagmaDeath]

He said he told her not to, so he could make the sb&hj joke. Which is the only time he "lies", as he does not consider jokes lies, just temporary deception.

[Acanthus117]

Oh shit, I just hope Rose doesn't die.

Enough people've died already D:

[FuzzyZergling]

Enough people've died already D:

There's no such thing as too many dead people.

[Sensei]

Like I said wayyyy back when Tavros was first DEAD, death does nothing to remove characters from the story.

[Karnewarrior]

Enough people've died already D:

There's no such thing as too many dead people.

The mantra of DF as applied to other areas of intrest.



DON'T WORRY ROSE LOSING IS FUN!_{Until you get stabbed through your left first toe}

[JoshuaFH]

8^y?

He doesn't get to do that.  He doesn't have a face.  This is such bullshit.

Spoiler: I'm not even joking, this is bullshit. (click to show/hide)

TT: I thought you didn't lie.
TT: Aren't jokes essentially humorous lies?
TT: At least, those like the one you just attempted.
Jokes are only temporary lies.
If the falsehood is never exposed, there is no punchline. If the punchline is never delivered, the lie is sealed forever, regardless of initial humorous intent. Lies are not funny.
TT: I think if you're going to risk tarnishing your record of honesty, you should probably get better material.
My joke was objectively funny. Who would know better than I?
TT: Ok.
TT: So you're saying an inaccurate statement doesn't count as a lie, as long as you say "just kidding" later?
Basically.
TT: What if it's much later? Is it still "just a joke?"
No, that would be something closer to a prank.

Take the orb.
Ask it a question.
TT: I don't know what to ask anymore.
TT: I'm confused.
What would you ask me?
TT: I would ask what should I do next.
Then ask.

I warned my neophyte protege not to stare into that ball.

He did nothing of the fucking kind.  There's MAXIMUM TROLLING, and then there's just flat out making shit up.  C'mon Hussie, this was only a couple months ago, did you think we wouldn't remember?

There's the possibility that he's referring to a different "Ball", other than the magic nine-ball, that is yet to be revealed.

I have no idea what that could be though. I still thought the joke was tastelessly hilarious though.

[Aqizzar]

Oh, don't get me wrong, it's hilarious.  And I didn't think about it being a self-contained lie for a joke, as established, which I know is exactly the answer Hussie would give if pestered about it.  I just thought it was a good excuse to get all indignant, because fucking Hussie.

[Duke 2.0]

 I know something about how John would be the only kid to go god-tier, but both of the girls are kinda in the line of fire and it would be rad if they did die dramatic deaths, come back and kick some ass.

[eerr]

or they could all just die to spades slick.

[applesauce machine]

or they could all just die to spades slick.

That would be way too simple. This is Hussie we're indirectly thinking about, remember?