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[Jim Groovester]

It's a tale almost as twisted and convoluted as Doc Scratch's origin.

[TherosPherae]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Squeedle dee dee,

Squeedle dee dum,

Squiddles for you,

Squiddles for me!

Tangle Buddies,

Let's become
Tangle buddies,

That's right
Tangle Buddies,

You heard me
Tangle Buddies,

Squeedle-Dee Squiddles!

Lots of fun times are waiting ahead,
Early to rise and early to bed,

When you're with us every second is great,

Just as long as you don't stay up late.

So let them go to bed right now

Because if they don't, they won't be strong

So let them go to sleep

Cuz they'll die if they don't get to sleep

Well, I for one will never be sleeping again.

Same.... same here. The squiddles... as if they weren't creepy enough on their own....

There is only one way to combat this, and that is to come up with something even creepier. But WHAT.....

[FuzzyZergling]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

-Kids and fun-

Well, I for one will never be sleeping again.

Same.... same here. The squiddles... as if they weren't creepy enough on their own....

There is only one way to combat this, and that is to come up with something even creepier. But WHAT.....

Doc Scratch as Slender Man?

[Stone Wera]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Squeedle dee dee,

Squeedle dee dum,

Squiddles for you,

Squiddles for me!

Tangle Buddies,

Let's become
Tangle buddies,

That's right
Tangle Buddies,

You heard me
Tangle Buddies,

Squeedle-Dee Squiddles!

Lots of fun times are waiting ahead,
Early to rise and early to bed,

When you're with us every second is great,

Just as long as you don't stay up late.

So let them go to bed right now

Because if they don't, they won't be strong

So let them go to sleep

Cuz they'll die if they don't get to sleep

Well, I for one will never be sleeping again.

Same.... same here. The squiddles... as if they weren't creepy enough on their own....

There is only one way to combat this, and that is to come up with something even creepier. But WHAT.....

The private files on Equius' computer?

The secret ingredient in Gamzee's soylent sopor pies?

HorrorterrormomxSpidermom?

[applesauce machine]

I'm immune to this sleep you guys always talk about. Does that mean I'm safe?

There is only one way to combat this, and that is to come up with something even creepier. But WHAT.....

The private files on Equius' computer?

The secret ingredient in Gamzee's soylent sopor pies?

HorrorterrormomxSpidermom?

That conjoined Rose/Jade monstrosity that someone posted a while back?

[applesauce machine]

Whoops, I meant to modify a post. Ignore this one.

[TherosPherae]

That conjoined Rose/Jade monstrosity that someone posted a while back?

That one actually didn't seem to creepy to me. But the squiddles. Oh the squiddles.

In fact, out of all those posted yet to attempt an aversion of Squiddle-insomnia, only the HorrorterrormomxSpidermom one has come close for me.

[applesauce machine]

In fact, out of all those posted yet to attempt an aversion of Squiddle-insomnia, only the HorrorterrormomxSpidermom one has come close for me.

Not even this one?

Spoiler: I don't even know what I ship anymore (click to show/hide)

[Luke_Prowler]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stuff

You cannot grasp the true form of Homestuck

Edit: also, trying to read all the text sucks.

[TherosPherae]

In fact, out of all those posted yet to attempt an aversion of Squiddle-insomnia, only the HorrorterrormomxSpidermom one has come close for me.

Not even this one?

Spoiler: I don't even know what I ship anymore (click to show/hide)

Nope. That's not creepy, just bizarre.

[Stone Wera]

In fact, out of all those posted yet to attempt an aversion of Squiddle-insomnia, only the HorrorterrormomxSpidermom one has come close for me.

Not even this one?

Spoiler: I don't even know what I ship anymore (click to show/hide)

In fact, out of all those posted yet to attempt an aversion of Squiddle-insomnia, only the HorrorterrormomxSpidermom one has come close for me.

Not even this one?

Spoiler: I don't even know what I ship anymore (click to show/hide)

Nope. That's not creepy, just bizarre.

Nope. That's not creepy, just bizarre.

I thought it was kind of cute. In a horrible crime against nature kind of way.

[applesauce machine]

Edit: also, trying to read all the text sucks.

The only one I had real trouble with was the John one. I had to open it up in a program just to read it.

Spoiler: The lines in that one say (click to show/hide)

i
i can't
please
please just stop
oh god!!! PLEASE!
LET ME GO
OH GOD NO
LET MY FRIENDS GO
HURT ME INSTEAD
KILL ME INSTEAD
I DIDN'T WANT THIS
PLEASE JUST
PLEASE
LET MY FRIENDS GO
HURT ME INSTEAD
KILL ME INSTEAD
I DIDN'T WANT THIS
PLEASE JUST
LET MY FRIENDS GO
HURT ME INSTEAD
KILL ME INSTEAD
I DIDN'T WANT THIS
KILL ME INSTEAD PLEASE
Rinse, repeat.

[Aqizzar]

John was the only one to not succumb, and had a lot more lines.  Maybe his derptardedness saved his rock-solid brain.  I smell fanfic.

[Darvi]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Squeedle dee dee,

Squeedle dee dum,

Squiddles for you,

Squiddles for me!

Tangle Buddies,

Let's become
Tangle buddies,

That's right
Tangle Buddies,

You heard me
Tangle Buddies,

Squeedle-Dee Squiddles!

Lots of fun times are waiting ahead,
Early to rise and early to bed,

When you're with us every second is great,

Just as long as you don't stay up late.

So let them go to bed right now

Because if they don't, they won't be strong

So let them go to sleep

Cuz they'll die if they don't get to sleep

Dude. Disappointing.

[Heliman]

I don't understand, Equius should be loving this.