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[Jim Groovester]

John went god tier, stabbed by Jack.
John and Rose met Jack, John got stabbed again by Jack.

What's the third time?

Doomed timelines don't count.

[FuzzyZergling]

His Great Tyranny wasn't a troll

We don't know that. It's possible that he's just a really large troll, or possibly an imperial drone, which itself might just be a really large troll.

[blackmagechill]

Neither did Tavros.

Tavros was  that much of a tool.

Give me your club member key and make your way to the exit.

[applesauce machine]

A was never assigned a key, or even told about keys. Are you guys... racist toward fruit? Or are you jealous that I got a retroactive cameo in Homestuck?

[Heliman]

The one of the new ads has a horrible misspelling that I somehow know deep within my sordid heart are intentional.

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[FuzzyZergling]

I am incredibly racist against fruit.
I mean, do you know how incredibly useless it is to assimilate fruit? All you get is lemon-flavored banelings.

[Vector]

Or are you jealous that I got a retroactive cameo in Homestuck?

STEAK DESERVED THAT SPOT YOU JERKASS :I  It would have been so much better and more appropriate!

I bet it's just because Hussie is a fruit-eater.  You would've never gotten that position otherwise.

[applesauce machine]

I am incredibly racist against fruit.
I mean, do you know how incredibly useless it is to assimilate fruit? All you get is lemon-flavored banelings.

At least you're honest, I'll give you that. But you've got some nerve saying something like that. Do all fruits look the same to you? We are different, despite all being fruit.

STEAK DESERVED THAT SPOT YOU JERKASS :I  It would have been so much better and more appropriate!

I bet it's just because Hussie is a fruit-eater.  You would've never gotten that position otherwise.

You're only supporting steak because you're related to meat, you bigot.

[Vertigon]

Either you are mixing up the trolls names with their ancestors or you are missing the complete lack of direct parallels between their ancestors and them.

I was merely responding to whoever was saying that Karkat would crack if Terezi died when I said that I hope Terezi won't die. Redglare, I'm not too fond of. She can go die.

[Vector]

You're only supporting steak because you're related to meat, you bigot.

... Now thats disteaktly unpear.  Make no misteak, I am for all tri-tips of comestible-digestible.

I just prefer some delectables to others.

[Aqizzar]

Redglare, I'm not too fond of. She can go die.

They are almost literally the same person.  Which is actually kinda weird; the Kid's "ancestors" were combinations of a pair each, but these Trolls got mixed up dozen-ways, and came out almost identical, presumably centuries (or longer) later, considering these ancestors of a galactic race were all kicking each other's asses back when they still used galleons.

[Karnewarrior]

You're only supporting steak because you're related to meat, you bigot.

... Now thats disteaktly unpear.  Make no misteak, I am for all tri-tips of comestible-digestible.

I just prefer some delectables to others.

Vector, what have you very Well Done?! It's Rare for you to be so Raw.

[FuzzyZergling]

You're only supporting steak because you're related to meat, you bigot.

... Now thats disteaktly unpear.  Make no misteak, I am for all tri-tips of comestible-digestible.

I just prefer some delectables to others.

So many puns. I can't even begin to imagine what the last part of the second sentence was originally.

Also, as long as we're talking about which trolls are or are not okay to kill, CURSE YOU SHINY KANAYA I WILL SEE YOU BURN! BURNNNN!

[Vertigon]

Redglare, I'm not too fond of. She can go die.

They are almost literally the same person.  Which is actually kinda weird; the Kid's "ancestors" were combinations of a pair each, but these Trolls got mixed up dozen-ways, and came out almost identical, presumably centuries (or longer) later, considering these ancestors of a galactic race were all kicking each other's asses back when they still used galleons.

Meh. Something about her appearance bothers me, most likely the outfit. Whatever the case, for whatever reason, I just don't like her.

[Benevolence]

We don't actually know how the Troll's ectobiology worked out, so unless I missed something, we don't know exactly how the ancestors are related to the current trolls beyond each one being a close genetic match to one of them.