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[Darkwind3]

I am now commissioning (For zero dollars, zero cents) a Duke/Vriska romance fanfic.

Get those typewriters warmed up.

I almost want to do this. Almost.

Also, I just remembered that Andrew Hussie has a formspring account. It still hasn't been updated (formspring says it's been two weeks now). I'm beginning to wonder if there's any pattern to his formspring answering; at one point he was answering questions two or three times per week. Maybe he just uses formspring whenever the number of unanswered questions goes above a certain amount?

i should ask him about this on his formspring

[CJ1145]

I am now commissioning (For zero dollars, zero cents) a Duke/Vriska romance fanfic.

Get those typewriters warmed up.

I think I might just do this. Step 1, researching the characters.

So Duke. Tell me about yourself.

[Frajic]

I am now commissioning (For zero dollars, zero cents) a Duke/Vriska romance fanfic.

Get those typewriters warmed up.

I almost want to do this. Almost.

Also, I just remembered that Andrew Hussie has a formspring account. It still hasn't been updated (formspring says it's been two weeks now). I'm beginning to wonder if there's any pattern to his formspring answering; at one point he was answering questions two or three times per week. Maybe he just uses formspring whenever the number of unanswered questions goes above a certain amount?

i should ask him about this on his formspring

I think he's just been slowing down; the last... month? or so there haven't been as many updates as there were before.

February: ~180 pages.
March(so far): 96 pages.

[Retro]

Hussie's mentioned a few times that he's been extremely busy lately, and that we shouldn't be on Impending Flash Alert all the time as he's simply low on time to do regular updates.

[Willfor]

I am now commissioning (For zero dollars, zero cents) a Duke/Vriska romance fanfic.

Get those typewriters warmed up.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

arachnidsGrip began trolling secondDuke

AG: I've heard some strange things about you.
AG: Like how you have all of the h8te in the world for me.
SD: No, this isn't happening.
AG: What, you don't think your hate can hold a candle to my 8rilliance?
AG: It's not easy to have all of the h8te.
AG: And I do mean aaaaaaaall of it.
SD: You have no idea how much I hate you.
AG: A lot of people h8te me.
AG: I don't think your r8ge matches Katkat's.
AG: I think you're too soft to h8te me.
AG: Admit it, loser. 8888)
SD: Want to see a magic trick ? I will SHOW you my hate. <3<
AG: I
AG: YOU
AG: WHAT THE F8CK? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

arachnidsGrip ceased trolling secondDuke

SD: ... <3
SD: NO NO FUCK
SD: Not a heart
SD: And I can't cross it out because this is a chat.
SD: Shit.

[Darvi]

minor nitpick: it should be h8.

[Duke 2.0]

 I like the idea of me typing entirely in links to fanart. I would do it now if not for the recent dump and how long stuff like that takes.

 And Cthulhu you completely missed out on me slipping up with my hate into a confused hate/love thing.Golden opportunity about a hundred pages ago man.

[freeformschooler]

That was a great "fic".

[CJ1145]

Damn I was beaten to it. Oh well, on to SEQUELS.

[Cthulhu]

It's not up to snuff.  You get no money.

[JoshuaFH]

It's not up to snuff.  You get no money.

Sounds like something the "Silent Library" guy would say.

[applesauce machine]

It's not up to snuff.  You get no money.

Yeah, if only you had fixed it up a bit, you would have been zero dollars and zero cents richer. What a shame.
Wait what about euros how many euros or ponuds would s/he get
you never specified that amount
c'mon s/he deserves his/her money

...unless you can give a prize instead of currency?

I'll shut up now this would only make cents if it were I who had written the fic.

[Benevolence]

Update. Yay, weather shenanigans!

[Blackdutchie]

just gonna spoiler this as it's the post right below the one saying update.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hmmm, the fanart of john slapping rose outta grimdark might have some prophetic whispers after all...

[Stone Wera]

I am now commissioning (For zero dollars, zero cents) a Duke/Vriska romance fanfic.

Get those typewriters warmed up.

I apologize in advance to those about to read this.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling secondDuke [SD] --

SD: Not a good time, Vriska.
AG: Hey, I heard an ugly rumour that you're dead, is that true? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
SD: If I were dead would I be talking to you?
AG: John died, and he's doing pretty well. Wh8t a shame, too, you would've made a great corpse. When you do die, could I t8xidermy you and keep you in my office? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
SD: I don't see the point in asking, you'll just do it regardless.
AG: That's right, I did.
SD: Did?
AG: I'm t8lking from the future. Your corpse really brightens up the room, did you know that? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
SD: No suprise, my devilish good looks would make any house a home.
AG: I glued a f8ke moust8che onto your f8ce and dressed you up in a tutu and short shorts.
SD: Oh really? Could I get a picture? I always wondered what I'd look like with a moustache.
AG: ........ Ok8y I d8n't h8ve your corpse.
SD: I figured that much.
AG: Anyways, how goes the b8ttle? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
SD: Wh8t's it to you?
SD: *What's
AG: I'm st8rting to rub off on you, am I?
SD: No suprise when you're constantly pestering me. Don't you have anything better to do?
AG: Not really, when you're floating through sp8ce on a huge rock waiting to be found and killed by a one armed dog man.
SD: Well why not pester Dave, or Jade?
AG: They're not as fun to troll.
SD: So I guess that makes me your favorite?
AG: Yes and no. You're my f8vorite to annoy, and w8rst in every other reg8rd.
SD: Pfft, you know why you talk to me.
AG: Are you implying th8t I m8ght 8ctu8lly enjoy a s8ngle s8cond of our convers8tions?
SD: Why else would you keep calling? Unless you're "waxing black."
AG: UGH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! To think th8t I w8ld f8ll head ov8r heels for an imm8ture, sopor slurping, bast8rd like you is disgusting! ! ! ! ! ! !
SD: That was only seven exclamation points.
AG: !
AG: F8cking h8ppy now?
SD: Yes.
AG: St8ck your head in a buck8t.
SD: I hate you too, babe ;^)

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling secondDuke [SD] --

SD: Bluh bluh, huge bitch. <3

Technically romance, what with the four flavors of troll love.