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[Benevolence]

He's handing a session-wiping superbomb over to someone he has only recently met and a robotic bunny, and then sending them away on a shrunken battleship to the enemy moon. Possibly accompanying them will be a Dersite agent that was specifically tasked with killing one of John's friends. Who would, in that situation, be returning home after not only failing to kill her, but failing to even try. DD? will likely know of this abysmal failure, and likely will not be happy. Jack may or may not end up knowing of that abysmal failure depending on how much communication happens regarding it, and would probably not be pleased if he knew.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Blackdutchie]

Damn it, John. You trust people too much, and it will be the death of you someday. Wait, it already has. Twice. How many times must you die until you stop trusting people you have just met?

So, yeah. Their voyage probably won't go well.

Technically those were other Johns in non-alpha timelines, so it doesn't count. He only died once in this form and timeline.

[Duke 2.0]

 And the reason he didn't die to one of the non-alpha timelines was because he trusted his bro.

[Blackdutchie]

Brofist + high-five

Trust all the way! He will defeat jack through the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

[Urist Imiknorris]

Damn it, John. You trust people too much, and it will be the death of you someday. Wait, it already has. Twice. How many times must you die until you stop trusting people you have just met?

So, yeah. Their voyage probably won't go well.

Technically those were other Johns in non-alpha timelines, so it doesn't count. He only died once in this form and timeline.

And it's because he trusted Vriska.

[Karnewarrior]

ok so guys remember how i had a mspafa here on the forums and on that adventure was a girl who went by the chumhandle fickleFlyer right? well this is why she shouldn't be roleplayed by anyone at all on pesterchum because theres really only one reaction...

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-- fickleFlyer [FF] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 18:48 --


FF: whoooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

EB: welp.

FF: i ride in on a wind of sparkles and sunshine and also blood!

FF: :O

FF: welp what

EB: are you roleplaying?

FF: im interested now you have to telll me!

EB: i get enough of that from nepeta.

EB: uhhhh, i'm welping about you.

FF: maaaaybe?

FF: im like the witch of wind!

EB: well i kindly ask you stop!

FF: (pssst I get to fly its pretty aweseome but i still like to use planes because well suh planes are just cool)

FF: *duh

EB: uhh, ok.

FF: so are you going to play sburb too because i thought it was kind of cool until my dad died

FF: he was just at the walmart i mean gosh what a way to go!

EB: um.

FF: luckily my mom was back here at home and shes still alive but she fell into the kernel which is weird

EB: why are you telling me your life story?

FF: and then we've had all these adventures which were fun at first but then my consorts started dying and Midnight went all psycho killer on us and i think Frost is going a bit crazy and Splendor (hes our hacker but hes not cool hes just a nerd and i think he hates BF even though he doesnt say so) and he was all like OH NOES MIEN DOGGY and im like shut up you german moron and he was sad because he hates it when we call him a moron except now that i think about it it may have been the german bit? i dunno! XD


-- ectoBiologist
 [EB]
 ceased pestering fickleFlyer
 [FF]
 at 18:55 --


FF: aww.


-- ectoBiologist
 [EB]
 ceased pestering fickleFlyer
 [FF]
 at 18:55 --

For those who were curious, the session Seven kids are from all over the globe. aquaticDepths lives in India, residentSplendor lives in Germany, fickleFlyer lives in the central U.S and burningFrost in New York, groundedIntrests lived in Scotland and midnightDramatic lived in Russia (although she was a recluse, since most people don't like to see other people turned into dolls.)

[Gatleos]

Uuuuuuuggghhh...

[Diablous]

Update.

I'd probably be annoyed at John right now if this wasn't so hilarious.

[Darvi]

Damn you ninja D:

[Urist Imiknorris]

That is the dumpassiest face.

[Duke 2.0]

 I really don't have anything to say about this. Shit's gonna go down soon.

[ToonyMan]

John is a buffoon.

[Aqizzar]

John, why are you so fucking retarded?  You're supposed to keep at least five computers on your person at all times.  Now you're down to zero, again.  Hopefully, maybe, we will however get to see WV chatting with Jade.  Wouldn't that be cool?



...I'm totally going to start using "palhoncho".  It perfectly describes my management style.

[freeformschooler]

Oh the MSPA forums are gonna have a field day with that face.

[Jim Groovester]

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Such contrast.