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[applesauce machine]

The results are in!

Spoiler: applesauce machine (click to show/hide)

Spades Slick / Diamonds Droog

Barbarian

Spoiler: CJ1145 (click to show/hide)

Sollux Captor / Jaspersprite

Peanut Butter

Spoiler: Cthulhu (click to show/hide)

Dad / Serenity

Underground

Spoiler: Jim Groovester (click to show/hide)

Jaspersprite / Diamonds Droog

Barbarian

Spoiler: Willfor (click to show/hide)

Peregrine Medicant / Jade Harley

Marshmallows

Spoiler: Darkwind3 (click to show/hide)

Mom / Vodka Mutini (Mutie)

Teacups

Spoiler: breadbocks (click to show/hide)

Wayward Vagabond / Diamonds Droog

Baby

Spoiler: Deviled (click to show/hide)

Vriska Serket / Equius Zahhak

Flamenco

Spoiler: We <3 you, Toony (click to show/hide)

John Egbert / Doc Scratch

Chemicals

Oh, sweet, a page topper. How appropriate.

[Deviled]

Can you put me in quickly.

[applesauce machine]

Can you put me in quickly.

Consider it done. In fact, it is.

[Darkwind3]

Well, this ought to be fun! I expected a weirder prompt. I'll see whether I can get it done by tomorrow.

Actually, on that note, should we have a time limit for this?

[applesauce machine]

Um... I say no. But I think we should have someone collect and compile all of the fics, and when they're all finished, just dump them all in one post in a crowning moment of ridiculous. Anyone up for that task?

edit: Ooh, ooh! How about we put a little note in our sigs -- either saying you haven't posted it yet (or your progress, but keep it simple), or if you have posted it, link to the post.

edit²: On that note, someone could just keep them all in their sig, too. Still, I think it'd be good to keep little notes/reminders in other people's sigs for the sake of convenience (though that "convenience" thing might be a tad subjective).

[Deviled]

Sure, but who.

[Darkwind3]

I guess I'll volunteer to collect everything. Maybe we should cross post the glorious fic-dump in the fanfiction thread over at the MSPA forums as well?

[ToonyMan]

What is this?!  Events held without my consent?!

Spoiler: Fanart for you! (click to show/hide)

(you won't get the reference unless you're familiar with the animes)

[applesauce machine]

I guess I'll volunteer to collect everything. Maybe we should cross post the glorious fic-dump in the fanfiction thread over at the MSPA forums as well?

See above edit(s), if you're up for that.

What is this?!  Events held without my consent?!

Spoiler: Fanart for you! (click to show/hide)

(you won't get the reference unless you're familiar with the animes)

Will it change anything if you were added as a contestant? It's optional, but just throwin' that out there.

[FuzzyZergling]

What is this?!  Events held without my consent?!

Spoiler: Fanart for you! (click to show/hide)

(you won't get the reference unless you're familiar with the animes)

That's stupid.
Everyone knows that Ulquiorra's Hollow hole is in his neck!

[ToonyMan]

That's why I left the statement vague in where she was shot.

[FuzzyZergling]

That's why I left the statement vague in where she was shot.

We can see her neck.

[ToonyMan]

That's why I left the statement vague in where she was shot.

We can see her neck.

Kanaya was never shot in the neck.

[Darkwind3]

I guess I'll volunteer to collect everything. Maybe we should cross post the glorious fic-dump in the fanfiction thread over at the MSPA forums as well?

See above edit(s), if you're up for that.

Actually, I was thinking that I would store them all in a text file with their authors' names when they're done, maybe already formatted for the forum, and then just post the text file with whatever formatting is still necessary when all's said and done.

EDIT: And maybe I'd store the prompt they were given too.

[Jim Groovester]

Read it and weep, motherfuckers.

Spoiler: Jaspersprite + Diamonds Droog: Barbarian (click to show/hide)

Diamonds Droog stepped out of the shower and put a towel around his waist. He stepped into his room and opened up his expansive wardrobe. What suit would he wear today? To an outside observer they all appeared identical. However, there were subtle differences that projected a different message for each one. Power. Fear. Respect. Violence. All qualities Diamonds Droog lived up to.

He pulled out his Business suit from the wardrobe when the phone began ringing. With a curse he set the suit down on his bed and walked to the phone. It was Spades Slick. No, that’s a terrible idea, Slick. I’ve tried it before. It’s not profitable. I don’t care how much fun it is carving people up, dead people can’t pay dues. Yeah, I’ll be there, right at nine like you said last night. What are you even doing up this early anyway? Right.

Diamonds Droog replaced the receiver and turned back to the bed. There was a purple cat squid princess thing curled up on his suit.

Images of invaders crossing rivers ran through his head. They wore disgusting fur pelts and had mud up to their knees. They shouted guttural battle cries as their crude weapons and torches hacked apart body and limb and set fire to homes. They pillaged and looted and razed, and Diamonds Droog understood the meaning of the images. This purple cat squid princess thing was the first step in the assault of civilization at its finest. This feline vandal would have to be dealt with and swiftly before the evils it represented grew emboldened by the complacency of civilization and dared to ruin that which he held dear above all else.

Diamonds Droog’s eyes thinned fractions of millimeters and he spoke in his calm growl. “Get off my suit.”

The purple cat squid princess thing raised its head and tilted back its head to look at Diamonds Droog. It yawned and licked its lips a few times. “Oh, sorry.” It said so innocently and apologetically it nearly made Diamonds Droog furious. It floated to another part of the bed and set itself down.

Diamonds Droog’s nostrils flared minutely. He walked to the bed and picked up the suit. Slimy purple cat hair lightly covered it where the cat thing had lain. Diamonds Droog pondered what torture he could inflict before it became uncivilized.