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[Jim Groovester]

Friends, plural?

Looks like everybody who's dead is invited to Aradia's Green Sun party I guess.

[breadbocks]

YOU CAN DO IT ARIDIA! BLOW THAT MUTHERFUCKER UP!

[Argembarger]

So if the GREEN MOTHERFUCKING SUN is two universes in diameter, I wonder how many universes of distance Aradia is from it currently?

Hard to tell with no real frame of reference... except...

Wait.

We know roughly how tall Aradia is (about the height of a 6-solar-sweep human)

We know how big the GREEN MOTHERFUCKING SUN is

If we compare her visual height to the height of the GREEN MOTHERFUCKING SUN, then...

Wait, no, we would at least need the distance the camera is from her. Dang.

herpaderp, this should still be a workable problem, I think...

[ToonyMan]

Trolls are giants, we know this.

[Jim Groovester]

The Green Sun is twice the mass of the universe.

No mention of size.

[Vertigon]

It would be awesome if it was the diameter of a quarter. Just sayin'.

[Argembarger]

Hrm.

Twice the mass of the universe.

Density of, I guess, an average plain ol' star? Wouldn't be physically possible in real life, of course.

With an average star's density, what size would two universes worth of mass create?

(based on current estimates of the currently observable universe's size.)

[breadbocks]

It would be awesome if it was the diameter of a quarter. Just sayin'.

No good. We can see Aridia in front of it, and she's smaller, which would imply Trolls are smaller than humans which are bigger than a quarter. Due to what we've seen, trolls and humans are roughly the same size at 6 solar sweeps. This would imply humans of that age are smaller than quarters, which would imply humans are both > and < the size of a quarter, which is simply impossible.

[Deteramot]

It would be fuggin huge. But we already know from the end of Problem Sleuth, with the whole BHMK thing, that Andrew Hussie has no sense of astronomical scales.

If it had a much much larger density than a normal star, it could conceivably have the same volume as a Blue Supergiant.

And by much much larger density, I mean... like, orders of magnitude. Like, with normal density as 1, it would have a density of 10^100. The Universe has a lot of mass.

[Vertigon]

It would be awesome if it was the diameter of a quarter. Just sayin'.

No good. We can see Aridia in front of it, and she's smaller, which would imply Trolls are smaller than humans which are bigger than a quarter. Due to what we've seen, trolls and humans are roughly the same size at 6 solar sweeps. This would imply humans of that age are smaller than quarters, which would imply humans are both > and < the size of a quarter, which is simply impossible.

...it's a really big quarter? 

[Qmarx]

The Green Sun is twice the mass of the universe.

No mention of size.

Hussie actually answered that one on formspring.

The GREEN SUN is the exact size and shape of that bottle cap.  At this point you saying hmm that sounds pretty small, and raise the obvious question: "is it that bottle cap?"

Yes.  Aradia is literally under siege by the cap of a bottle of apple fucking juice.

[Deteramot]

Wait a sec. It has no cap on when Dave is holding it, but it gets a cap when he puts it in his sylladex. WTH?

Also I don't wanna know what kind of juice you use to fuck apples.

[Qmarx]

Wait a sec. It has no cap on when Dave is holding it, but it gets a cap when he puts it in his sylladex. WTH?

Also answered by Hussie.  Weren't you paying attention?  That isn't a bottle cap.  That's the GREEN SUN.  BUSTED?!?!  I think not.

[Deteramot]

Except for that Hussie's "answers" are really just an extension of his ridiculous online persona. He is not infallible, because he is human and mortal. That's obviously not the Green Sun, because if it was, it would be so dense as to be past it's Swartzchild or whatever limit, and it would be a black hole. That is an honest to God mistake.

.... God damn I'm in a bad mood. Sorry about that.

[Jim Groovester]

Hrm.

I did some maths. I lost the post, but the numbers were the following:

The sun's density is 1.4 times that of water, and the mass of the Green Sun would be 3.06 x 10⁵³ kg.

This resulted in a star that had a radius of 1.66 x 10¹⁴ km. Or, roughly speaking, a star with a radius about one million times greater than the distance between the earth and the sun. This is three orders of magnitude less than the radius of the galaxy, though, which surprised me.

In conclusion, Aradia, who has a height of about, let's say, 1.5 m, is really fucking far away. That's probably some math I could do as well but I don't care enough to try.

EDIT: Shit, I used the wrong figure for the mass of the universe. Oh, well, it's still going to be really fucking huge.