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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21000 on: February 19, 2011, 09:26:21 pm »

... God Tier 2 John?
Oh dear god I hope so.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21001 on: February 19, 2011, 09:30:14 pm »

He is also a special Dersite that appears in every session as a means to help the kids defeat the Black King and Black King. His ultimate purpose is to both keep a new universe from being spawned and kill Derse.

But wait, it's a QUEEN and King, not two Kings! The Black King isn't a homos--hopy shit Bardquest reference
We have reached the reference and callback event horizon where you can't help but stumble over a reference or callback.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21002 on: February 19, 2011, 09:34:41 pm »

Oh gog. Which... which one of them died first?
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21003 on: February 19, 2011, 09:34:59 pm »

He is also a special Dersite that appears in every session as a means to help the kids defeat the Black King and Black King. His ultimate purpose is to both keep a new universe from being spawned and kill Derse.

But wait, it's a QUEEN and King, not two Kings! The Black King isn't a homos--hopy shit Bardquest reference
We have reached the reference and callback event horizon where you can't help but stumble over a reference or callback.
There are simply so many references and callbacks that they have collapsed into a black hole.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21004 on: February 19, 2011, 09:37:58 pm »

Oh gog. Which... which one of them died first?
Jack Noir moves at the speed of Green Sunlight. There is no "first".
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21005 on: February 19, 2011, 10:09:15 pm »

Welp.

Can't say I wasn't half expecting this. 
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21006 on: February 19, 2011, 10:13:34 pm »

Well, after all,
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21007 on: February 19, 2011, 10:20:18 pm »

Where's that Maximum Trolling pic? I think it would be appropriate now.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21008 on: February 19, 2011, 10:24:46 pm »

Spoiler: Yo. (click to show/hide)

Honestly, this one isn't maximum.  I don't know if it even qualifies as trolling.  He telegraphed it straight up.  Has Hussie really reached such proportions that when he does exactly what he promises it's still surprising?
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21009 on: February 19, 2011, 10:26:59 pm »

Has Hussie really reached such proportions that when he does exactly what he promises it's still surprising?
The answer starts with "Y" and ends with "EEAEARRRRGGGGGGGGBLEEEEAAAAAA FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKINNNNNNGGGGGG HUSSSSSSSIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Yes."
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21010 on: February 19, 2011, 10:32:58 pm »

Has Hussie really reached such proportions that when he does exactly what he promises it's still surprising?
The answer starts with "Y" and ends with "EEAEARRRRGGGGGGGGBLEEEEAAAAAA FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKINNNNNNGGGGGG HUSSSSSSSIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Yes."

We are expecting Hussie to break his promises so strongly, it is in fact surprising and horrifying when he fulfills his promises.

See: Death of Equius, Possible Death of Nepeta, Death and subsequent Rebirth of Kanaya.

We knew all the trolls were doomed, from Thollukth's prophecy during Hivebent. Still we were surprised and dismayed when they actually died.

In short, Fucking Hussie is the best troll.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21011 on: February 19, 2011, 10:35:53 pm »

He is also a special Dersite that appears in every session as a means to help the kids defeat the Black King and Black King. His ultimate purpose is to both keep a new universe from being spawned and kill Derse.

But wait, it's a QUEEN and King, not two Kings! The Black King isn't a homos--hopy shit Bardquest reference
We have reached the reference and callback event horizon where you can't help but stumble over a reference or callback.

Well, duh.  I still can't wait for John's father to come back from his horrorbubble to give advice/assistance.

Only a matter of time before we once again see Ghost Dad.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21012 on: February 19, 2011, 10:44:12 pm »

I was really hoping Mr Egbert had some kind of special purpose, being the only character not created by the game who just sort of happened to wind up in the middle of things.

Ah well. Narrative calls.

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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21013 on: February 19, 2011, 10:46:18 pm »

Dad and Equius: Dream-bubble arm wrestling compedition.
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Re: MSPA: Jack Black Homicide Squad
« Reply #21014 on: February 19, 2011, 10:56:24 pm »

Next panel: It's FedoraFreak and his wife, and now the Earth will never be re-populated.
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