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[MetalSlimeHunt]

----> AH & WH: Do some Hussnasty things

You cannot be Web Host, as Web Host has burned to death trying to escape the very flammable shaving cream you sent him. Honesty, you'd EXPECT PEOPLE TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

You are now Andrew Hussie. You return to your ULTIMATE TROLLING WALL, and begin attempting to discern the best method to screw with the minds of your readers come next update. Of course, this is all really just a TEST OF MEMORY on your part, as you finished Homestuck several years ago and set it to update automatically. Even now, your readers do not suspect a thing. JUST AS PLANNED.

[Deteramot]

/ thread.

We obviously have to end this thread because we are now 1337.

Ninja'd by page change. Damn.

In other news, these updates are... full of character. Vriska actually feels remorse? John isn't upset? Whaaaaaaaat?

[ECrownofFire]

/ thread.

We obviously have to end this thread because we are now 1337.

Ninja'd by page change. Damn.

This thread is already the third largest on the entire forum. We need around 2000 more posts, and we'll be tied with the sad thread.

[Duke 2.0]

Also, yea, Vriska has me won over 100%.

She had you won over when she was a huge bitch, this changes nothing.

We really don't know much about how alive Aradia will act, so it'll be interesting to see how she handles it all. She did a lot of horrible things, but she did them to ensure the survival of everyone else so whatever. We shall see where she goes.

[freeformschooler]

Today was the day I caved.

I am now a shipper. That's right. I was not a shipper of anything before, but MSPA has made me one. There is simply too much shipping to be had, with little to no consequence from the act of shipping itself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Let's see. I ship

JohnxRose
JohnxVriska
DavexTerezi
VriskaxTavros
EridanxTbhththbthollukth
NepetaxKarkat
JohnxJade (oh god my standards are lowering as I type)
RosexKanaya
KarkatxTerezi

I could go on but I think it would be painful. Not for me, but for you all.

[eerr]

So who else is checking for updates like nobodies buisness?

[Farseer]

W--

...

What on earth gave you that idea?

Well, it's fairly obvious that the exiles are there to repopulate the planets. I think Alternia is an Earth placed post-Sburb (judging by the "artifacts", the fact Aradia uses a Crosbytop etc etc, alternatively it might be that the humans have gone to join them but eh) and that kind of thing.

Nevermind the fact that it's fairly obvious the exiles have similar insectile features to the trolls (carapaces, grubs etc) whilst all the trolls have a "grey" skin that's like a fine blend of the black and white you see on the Exiles. The breeding methods are actually kind of similar, too.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Let's see. I ship

JohnxRose
JohnxVriska
DavexTerezi
VriskaxTavros
EridanxTbhththbthollukth
NepetaxKarkat
JohnxJade (oh god my standards are lowering as I type)
RosexKanaya
KarkatxTerezi

I could go on but I think it would be painful. Not for me, but for you all.

Jincest is best? :p

Most of these are way too same-species, I think. I don't think Hussie's gonna pull that shit. :p

[Jim Groovester]

It's really inconvenient when in a survival horror the only sane remaining people alive can't get a hold of each other.

EDIT: Other twelve wrigglers?

???

[Duke 2.0]

Update

And what about the OTHER twelve wigglers you spawned?

I have the biggest grin.

[Rose]

he turned his back  on the body.

[Jim Groovester]

What the hell is going on?

Who's the 'she' Karkat is talking about?

Dammit.

[eerr]

It sounded like Vriska is the vampire. Maybe thats like her power?

Odds of Kanaya being the vampire are cut in half.

Or maybe doubled, not really sure.

Now that she's done giving Vriska mediocre relationship advice.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The other twelve wrigglers are actually lusus, duh.

[Jim Groovester]

Terezi only assumes that Vriska is drinking blood because she does not know that Kanaya was previously a corpse.

[Retro]

W--

...

What on earth gave you that idea?

Well, it's fairly obvious that the exiles are there to repopulate the planets. I think Alternia is an Earth placed post-Sburb (judging by the "artifacts", the fact Aradia uses a Crosbytop etc etc, alternatively it might be that the humans have gone to join them but eh) and that kind of thing.

Nevermind the fact that it's fairly obvious the exiles have similar insectile features to the trolls (carapaces, grubs etc) whilst all the trolls have a "grey" skin that's like a fine blend of the black and white you see on the Exiles. The breeding methods are actually kind of similar, too.

I think you've skipped too many updates for me to attempt to explain the reasons this is so off :\ Sorry.

[Deteramot]

It sounded like Vriska is the vamp because Terezi doesn't know Eridamnson is bad too.

Ninja'd.

Also I bet this is how Hussie is going to resurrect the trolls. The other twelve are clones of themselves.