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[Dermonster]

FD: After what you did to CF...
FD: Your lucky she was on her quest bed.

FUI: Why the hell else would I do that?

FD: ITS NOT THE LOCATION, BUT THE FACT THAT IT TOOK THREE FUCKING HOURS, YOU SICK BASTARD.
FD: The bust was someone elses.
FD:Honestly everything in the apartment building wasn't mine.

[Darvi]

PAST Darvi [PDa] 120:00:00 FROM NOW responded to thread
PDa: What's this?
PDa: All I get here are some serious DOOM!!! vibes
PDa: Sounds like fun, I might read that comic.
CDa: Hey me.
CDa: Just wanna say, don't bother remembering where all the characters are at any given point.
PDa: You don't have a clue either right?
CDa: Pretty much.
PDa: And now sorry, but this here is gonna be spoileriffic.
CDa has banned PDa from responding to thread.
CDa: Ok, where were we?
FUTURE Darvi [FDa] 9:15:12:25:00 FROM NOW responded to thread.
FDa: ok kid. Sorcerer of Chaos here
FDa: i have something to tell you
CDa: Well it's good to know I'll still be alive
FDa: yeah. good to be alive
CDa: Awesome title btw.
FDa: thanks
FDa: good news is, i have made myself a neat addition to my axekind specibus
FDa: also i'm almost top level
FDa: bad news is i won't probably survive for long
CDa: D:
FDa: getting attacked by eldritch imps (who the hell prototyped with gygas anyway?)
FDa: and suckers are almost impossible to kill for me
FDa: tell the priest of serenity to come to the land of disorder and entropy
FDA: might be some help with his prayers
FDa: no time to type more
FDa: have to kick more ass
CDa: Good luck ('_')b

[Urist Imiknorris]

FUI: THREE FUCKING HOURS?!?!?!?!?!
FUI: GODDAMMIT. Who was the something-or-other of Time again? I need to go kill their past self. That should have taken a couple seconds, not THREE FUCKING HOURS.

[Duke 2.0]

 Yeah, I'm just gonna use these forums normally. No need to use that terrible chat to forums converter.

 Lemmie just upload a map of this session here...
 

 It got a little hectic when the planets started to collide, but after the Veil absorbed it all things were peachy and everything had room to move.

[CJ1145]

FUTURE Darvi [FDa] 9:15:12:25:00 FROM NOW responded to thread.
FDa: ok kid. Sorcerer of Chaos here
FDa: i have something to tell you
CDa: Well it's good to know I'll still be alive
FDa: yeah. good to be alive
CDa: Awesome title btw.
FDa: thanks
FDa: good news is, i have made myself a neat addition to my axekind specibus
FDa: also i'm almost top level
FDa: bad news is i won't probably survive for long
CDa: D:
FDa: getting attacked by eldritch imps (who the hell prototyped with gygas anyway?)
FDa: and suckers are almost impossible to kill for me
FDa: tell the priest of serenity to come to the land of disorder and entropy
FDA: might be some help with his prayers
FDa: no time to type more
FDa: have to kick more ass
CDa: Good luck ('_')b

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 411:05:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FCJ: OKAY, SIT STILL, BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT TO GO OVER ABOUT YOUR USELESS ASS.
FCJ: FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY PROTOTYPED GYGAS, BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU MAKING THE MISTAKE CONSIDERING THE GROTESQUE HELLSPAWN THIS SESSION'S PRODUCED.  I THINK SOMEONE TRIED TO PROTOTYPE GIGAN, BUT SOMEBODY USED THEIR FUCKING BRAINS FOR ONCE AND STOPPED HIM.
FCJ: SECOND, AXES. LOOKING BACK AT ALL THE SHIT YOU WENT ON ABOUT WITH YOUR AXES, I AM APPALLED AT HOW USELESS OF A SHITSTAIN YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR, YOU SWUNG MAYBE TWICE AT BOXCARS BEFORE YOU STARTED BLUBBERING AND RAN OFF THROUGH THE TRANSPORTALIZER. AND NOW THAT FUCKING MYROC BROKE IT, GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK IDIOT!
FCJ: AND FINALLY, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT, AND I SHOULD REALLY JUST BE LETTING YOU DIE LIKE THE LEMMING YOU ARE, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: DON'T FUCKING TRUST CTHULHU. SERENITY IS A REALLY EASY WORD TO TWIST. APPARENTLY "BLOWING UP EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE" LEADS TO ULTIMATE SERENITY OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. SO TAKE MY ADVICE, AND RUN. RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE SNAPS.

Yeah, I'm just gonna use these forums normally. No need to use that terrible chat to forums converter.

 Lemmie just upload a map of this session here...
 

 It got a little hectic when the planets started to collide, but after the Veil absorbed it all things were peachy and everything had room to move.

FCJ: WHAT THE HELL. WHOSE SESSION IS THAT? IT'S SURE AS HELL NOT BAY 12. DID YOU SERIOUSLY ABANDON SHIP ON OUR SESSION AFTER YOU KICKSTARTED THE TRAIN THE FUCKEDBURG? YOU'RE WORSE THAN CTHULHU! AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GIVE UP ON HIS GOALS, FUCKING INSANE THOUGH THEY WERE.

[Jervous]

FUTURE Jervous [FJV] SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE FROM NOW responded to thread.

FJV: hey guys 0u0
FJV: what the fucks goin down 0u0
FJV: bein stuck here is fuckin boring 0n0
FJV: hahaha dude 0u0
FJV: im respondin now 0>0
FJV: what do ya want 0>0

[Urist Imiknorris]

FUI: I think you posted a map of Skaia by accident there Duke.

[CJ1145]

FUTURE Jervous [FJV] SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE FROM NOW responded to thread.

FJV: hey guys 0u0
FJV: what the fucks goin down 0u0
FJV: bein stuck here is fuckin boring 0n0
FJV: hahaha dude 0u0
FJV: im respondin now 0>0
FJV: what do ya want 0>0

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 413:21:45 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
FCJ: OH GOD, JERVOUS.
FCJ: I'M SO SORRY MAN. I TRIED TO STOP HIM I REALLY DID. BUT, OH DAMN IT I CAN'T DO THIS.

[penguinofhonor]

CURRENT penguinPaladin [CPP] RIGHT NOW replied to thread:
CPP: What's going on here
CPP: Oh shit people from the future
CPP: Why am i not mentioned in any of there posts from the future
CPP: I guess i just get in a different session than them or something
CPP: Dang it the sun is shining in the window from a weird angle
FUTURE penguinPaladin [FPP] 1:26:00 HOURS FROM NOW replied to thread:
FPP: THAT IS NOT THE SUN
FPP: GET IN THE MEDIUM
FPP: I'M HAVING ENOUGH PROBLEMS AS IS
CPP: Man, i'm not following that
CPP: Don't you remember not falling for that?
CPP: Why would you even try
FPP: STOP MESSING AROUND ON THE INTERNET
FPP: YOU HAVE MEDIUM ENTERING TO DO
CPP: Not falling for
FPP banned CPP from responding to thread

[Darvi]

FUTURE Darvi [FDa] 9:15:12:25:00 FROM NOW responded to thread.
FDa: ok kid. Sorcerer of Chaos here
FDa: i have something to tell you
CDa: Well it's good to know I'll still be alive
FDa: yeah. good to be alive
CDa: Awesome title btw.
FDa: thanks
FDa: good news is, i have made myself a neat addition to my axekind specibus
FDa: also i'm almost top level
FDa: bad news is i won't probably survive for long
CDa: D:
FDa: getting attacked by eldritch imps (who the hell prototyped with gygas anyway?)
FDa: and suckers are almost impossible to kill for me
FDa: tell the priest of serenity to come to the land of disorder and entropy
FDA: might be some help with his prayers
FDa: no time to type more
FDa: have to kick more ass
CDa: Good luck ('_')b

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 411:05:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FCJ: OKAY, SIT STILL, BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT TO GO OVER ABOUT YOUR USELESS ASS.
FCJ: FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY PROTOTYPED GYGAS, BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU MAKING THE MISTAKE CONSIDERING THE GROTESQUE HELLSPAWN THIS SESSION'S PRODUCED.  I THINK SOMEONE TRIED TO PROTOTYPE GIGAN, BUT SOMEBODY USED THEIR FUCKING BRAINS FOR ONCE AND STOPPED HIM.
FCJ: SECOND, AXES. LOOKING BACK AT ALL THE SHIT YOU WENT ON ABOUT WITH YOUR AXES, I AM APPALLED AT HOW USELESS OF A SHITSTAIN YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR, YOU SWUNG MAYBE TWICE AT BOXCARS BEFORE YOU STARTED BLUBBERING AND RAN OFF THROUGH THE TRANSPORTALIZER. AND NOW THAT FUCKING MYROC BROKE IT, GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK IDIOT!
FCJ: AND FINALLY, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT, AND I SHOULD REALLY JUST BE LETTING YOU DIE LIKE THE LEMMING YOU ARE, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: DON'T FUCKING TRUST CTHULHU. SERENITY IS A REALLY EASY WORD TO TWIST. APPARENTLY "BLOWING UP EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE" LEADS TO ULTIMATE SERENITY OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. SO TAKE MY ADVICE, AND RUN. RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE SNAPS.

FUTURE Darvi [FDa] 9:20:00:00 FROM NOW responded to thread.
FDa: You're forgetting who you're talking with.
FDa: I also think that blowing everything up is forking awesome.
FDa: But everything has a time and aplace
FDa: So I dispatched Chtulhu after we dealt with the enemy
FDa: Shoved him into the metaphorical fridge
FDa: Until he's cooled himself down
FDa: I don't trust people anyway so I made sure he wouldn't have enough time for shit
FDa: Also, don't diss the axe. Got me half a million uranium that thing
FDa: Anyways, levelled up. Time to find my questbed and some sleeping pills

[Jervous]

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 413:21:45 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
FCJ: OH GOD, JERVOUS.
FCJ: I'M SO SORRY MAN. I TRIED TO STOP HIM I REALLY DID. BUT, OH DAMN IT I CAN'T DO THIS.

FJV: whats the matter bro 0<0?
FJV: stop who 0_0
FJV: cmon tell me tell your best friend jervy 0>0

[blackmagechill]

Blackmagechill Began talking to himself 238 hours from now
FBM: hey
FBM: Stutid
BM: wat
FBM: bad troll cant troll[/color]
BM: like you'd be doin any better
FBM: i am
FBM: you can't do anything now becuase im you
FBM: but from the future
BM: i can definitely do something
BM: this afternoon[/orange]
BM: you will be amazed at how bad i can hurt all of myselves
FBM: fucker
FBM: why would you put your wrist there
FBM: you probably jinxed the session
FBM: more like page of stupidity
BM: wat[/orange]
BM: i though id get mage
FBM: yeah, but page of space rocks
FBMs computer was stolen by Detruis
BM:wat the hell
DS: Split personalities really do *split* sometimes. Even if I was just an alt
BM: You were the never go back alt, the one to get banned with
DS: Yes, but you registered your copy of Sburb twice, and it detected me, and searched for who I was.
DS: Based on all those posts and information, I was formed as Knight of Hope. Hope for me, I don't see you having much now
BM:wait
BM: derse or prospit[color]
DS: Prospit dreamself, or should I say god-tier?
BM: shit
Chat ended

[CJ1145]

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 411:05:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FCJ: OKAY, SIT STILL, BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT TO GO OVER ABOUT YOUR USELESS ASS.
FCJ: FIRST OF ALL, NOBODY PROTOTYPED GYGAS, BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU MAKING THE MISTAKE CONSIDERING THE GROTESQUE HELLSPAWN THIS SESSION'S PRODUCED.  I THINK SOMEONE TRIED TO PROTOTYPE GIGAN, BUT SOMEBODY USED THEIR FUCKING BRAINS FOR ONCE AND STOPPED HIM.
FCJ: SECOND, AXES. LOOKING BACK AT ALL THE SHIT YOU WENT ON ABOUT WITH YOUR AXES, I AM APPALLED AT HOW USELESS OF A SHITSTAIN YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR, YOU SWUNG MAYBE TWICE AT BOXCARS BEFORE YOU STARTED BLUBBERING AND RAN OFF THROUGH THE TRANSPORTALIZER. AND NOW THAT FUCKING MYROC BROKE IT, GOOD LUCK GETTING BACK IDIOT!
FCJ: AND FINALLY, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I KNOW YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT, AND I SHOULD REALLY JUST BE LETTING YOU DIE LIKE THE LEMMING YOU ARE, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: DON'T FUCKING TRUST CTHULHU. SERENITY IS A REALLY EASY WORD TO TWIST. APPARENTLY "BLOWING UP EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE" LEADS TO ULTIMATE SERENITY OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. SO TAKE MY ADVICE, AND RUN. RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE SNAPS.

FUTURE Darvi [FDa] 9:20:00:00 FROM NOW responded to thread.
FDa: You're forgetting who you're talking with.
FDa: I also think that blowing everything up is forking awesome.
FDa: But everything has a time and aplace
FDa: So I dispatched Chtulhu after we dealt with the enemy
FDa: Shoved him into the metaphorical fridge
FDa: Until he's cooled himself down
FDa: I don't trust people anyway so I made sure he wouldn't have enough time for shit
FDa: Also, don't diss the axe. Got me half a million uranium that thing
FDa: Anyways, levelled up. Time to find my questbed and some sleeping pills

FCJ: BULLSHIT. IF THIS ASTEROID HAD A WINDOW YOU COULD LOOK OUTSIDE AND SEE A GIANT SPARKLING GREEN VORTEX, READY TO EITHER SUCK UP EVERYTHING OR BLOW IT ALL TO KINGDOM COME. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHICH. AND GUESS WHO FUCKING MADE IT?
FCJ: FUTHERMORE, EVEN IF YOU HANDLED CTHULHU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THE MIDNIGHT CREW. I BET IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TRIED TO FUCK OVER JACK. I WARNED ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE LISTENED, WE ALL READ THE SAME HOMESTUCK, RIGHT? WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK OVER JACK.

[Tylui]

FUTURE programmableMixologist [FPM] A LITTLE WHILE FROM NOW responded to memo.

FPM: Update.

[RedWarrior0]

Guys, this is getting out of control.

Future RedWarrior0 [FRW] A LONG TIME HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FRW: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FRW: I joined a chain to make 12
FRW: Fucking hell
FRW: DON'T PROTOTYPE WINDOWS
FRW: I need to find someone and kill him so hard it doesn't matter if he's on his quest bed
FRW: Because seriously
FRW: Don't prototype both sides of a window at once
FRW: Especially before the kernel splits
FRW: At least he gets Fluthlusprite