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[Urist Imiknorris]

CUI: Why are there two FDs?

[Duke 2.0]

Yeah, that got annoying. And is sort of why I never want Steam chat to upgrade.

[CJ1145]

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 412:59:59 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FCJ: FUCK.
FCJ: THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
FCJ: EVERY LAST GODDAMN ONE OF YOU, I WILL CURSE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.
FCJ: BY THAT I MEAN MAYBE TWENTY MINUTES FROM NOW.
FCJ: ESPECIALLY YOU DUKE. YOU FUCKASS, IF YOU HAD JUST NEVER TOUCHED THAT STUPID LILY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU FOUND IN THERE, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED.
FCJ: NINCOMPOOP IS DEAD, CTHULHU'S TRYING TO BLOW UP ALL OF PARADOX SPACE LIKE THE LUNY ASSHOLE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN, DARVI IS USELESS AS SHIT, AND NOBODY ON THE OTHER ASTEROID IS ANSWERING MY MESSAGES. I THINK DEUCE GOT THEM. OR MAYBE IT WAS DROOG, FUCK I DON'T CARE.
FCJ: I AM SO GODDAMN SCARED RIGHT NOW, I KEEP HEARING A FUCKING SAXOPHONE AROUND THE CORNER. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK PISSED JACK OFF, BUT IF I FIND THEM I'M GOING TO RIP OFF THEIR BONE BULGE AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH IT.
FCJ: I'M OUT OF TIME NOW, SO, I GUESS I HAVE TO GO FIGHT THESE BASTARDS NOW. MAYBE IF A FEW MORE OF YOU PANSIES HAD HOPPED ONTO YOUR QUEST BEDS INSTEAD OF CHICKENING OUT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF. BEING THE KNIGHT OF HOPE IS REALLY FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU HOPELESS ASSHOLES ARE MY PARTNERS, SO I'D BETTER GET SOME RESPECT WHEN I PULL OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES OUT OF THE FIRE ON THIS ONE.
FCJ: BYE GUYS. HAVE FUN WITH YOU BROKEN-ASS GAME.
PRESENT CJ [PCJ] 0:00:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
PCJ: SHIT, I THOUGH I WAS DONE PLAYING KARKAT. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THIS FUCKING STUPID I'LL OBLIGE YOU LONG ENOUGH TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMNED IDIOT. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY TIME-PRANKS, THEY'RE NOT FUNNY. GO DIE IN A DITCH.
PCJ banned FCJ from responding to thread.

[Darvi]

CUI: Why are there two FDs?

Eh, we have different colors so it's all cool

[Urist Imiknorris]

CTHULHU'S TRYING TO BLOW UP ALL OF PARADOX SPACE LIKE THE LUNY ASSHOLE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN

Sigged.

[Diablous]

FUTURE Dermonster [FD] 10:25:00:00:00 hours from now responded to thread.
FD: Oh hey I remember this board.
FD: Ah memories.
FD: Honestly it was a bit of a surprise to everybody when SBURB turned out to be real.
FD: Luckily i got into the major chain.
FD: Also FUCKING HELL 714 times prototyped imps are friggen unbelievable man.
FD: Oh right the comic.
FD: Yeah, crazy shits about to go down. Good luck with that.
FD: OH FUCK AN OGRE
FD's computer has been crushed!

CURRENT Diablous [CDS] RIGHT NOW responded to thread.
CDS: I'm wondering what could possess anyone to think that was a good idea.
CDS: Enemies that heavily prototyped would be virtually impossible to kill.
CDS: A session that massive must be doomed to failure.
CDS: Or spectacular success.
CDS: Beating the BK of that session would be a hell of a CMOA.
CDS: But virtually impossible.
CDS: Ganging up on the enemies is your only hope really.
CDS: Coordinating the players of that session must be a bitch, now that I think about it.
CDS: Just too large to be practical.
CDS: Anyway, thanks for the future knowledge.
CDS: I have some ideas.
CDS: Anyway, I hope you don't die.

[Dermonster]

FUTURE Dermonster [FD] 10:25:60:00 hours from now responded to thread.
FD: Made another computer with my green sun plushie.
FD: We really didn't get the chain all in one go, you see.
FD: Someone just started a chain, got a friend to server, and said 'pass along the entry' or whatever.
FD: I was number 42.
FD: We're up to 765 prototypings now, I think.
FD: An imp can really only have at most 6 or 7 prototypes at once, though.
FD: Nobody can contact the latest client/server because were all caught up in this horseshit.
FD: I put in a flash drive of DF and an ampersand came out so some of the guys are like friggen skyscrapers with the dust and the erg.
FD: Bunch of shit going down.
FD: Also I'm the 'Mage of Abstract Horror' Whatever that means.
FD: I think SBURB is running out of titles.
FD: FUCK ITS A WARHAMMER40K CYCLOPS
FD's computer has been obliterated... again.

[CJ1145]

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 45:27:42 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
FCJ: OH SHIT, YEAH, DERMONSTER. I FELT REALLY BAD FOR HIM. THE BAY 12 CHAIN WAS FILLED UP, SO HE WENT AND HOPPED ONTO ONE FROM THE MSPA FORUMS. AT LEAST, HE SAID THAT BEFORE I LOST CONTACT WITH HIM.
FCJ: I TOLD HIM IT WAS BETTER TO PLAY WITH A SMALLER GROUP, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.
FCJ: NOW THE FUCKER'S PROBABLY BEEN KILLED BY AN OGRE. NICE TO KNOW I'LL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH.
FUTURE-FUTURE CJ [FFCJ] 410:23:40 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
FFCJ: YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING JINX US, DIDN'T YOU.
FFCJ: NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOU DAMN MOUTH SHUT. YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO JINX US LIKE THAT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US.
FCJ banned FFCJ from responding to this thread.
NOW THAT HE'S OUT OF THE WAY, SERIOUSLY? WHO THE HELL PROTOTYPES ANYTHING FROM 40K? THAT IS GODDAMN SUICIDE A DOZEN TIMES OVER. I PROTOTYPED MY MASTER CHIEF HELMET. NOW I'VE GOT A MOTHERFUCKING HALF-SPARTAN, HALF-ANGEL SPRITE AND OUR ENEMIES CAN'T EVEN SEE OUT OF THEIR STUPID HELMETS.

[Myroc]

FUTURE Myroc 413:17:52 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FMY: I return.
FMY: And really, CJ, sometimes your accurate guesses astounds me. I do tip my hat off to you.
FMY: But I do seem to be a tad earlier than predicted.
FMY: Ah well. Atleast this will give me some time to decide in what manner you should pass on in.
FMY: Allow me to take a few minutes to contemplate this.
FMY: In the meantime, please try to stay put.
FMY: After all, an escape would prove to be unattainable on your part.
FMY: The transportalizer's broke, remember?
FMY: Hehehehehe.
FMY: As for the rest of you...
FMY: Well, only time will tell your fate.
FMY: But I do believe it won't come out in your favor.

[Akigagak]

Okay yeah, party pooper is here.

Stop being dumb etc etc.

[Urist Imiknorris]

FUTURE Urist Imiknorris [FUI] 10:26:00:00 hours from now responded to thread.
FUI: Dermonster, WHY WOULD YOU PROTOTYPE HIDDEN FUN STUFF? Now I know who to blame for those liches destroying half my fucking world!
FUI: Goddamn those things were strong. There were like twenty of them and I only managed to kill one.

[Diablous]

CDS: Oy.
CDS: Try to convince the others close the chain as fast as you can, kay Derm.
CDS: The larger that session grows, the worse it'll get.
CDS: So haphazard.
CDS: To not get killed in a game like this, you need a plan.
CDS: And not make shit up as you go.
CDS: Anyway, I'm off to make some plans for Sburb.
CDS: Hope you don't die.
CURRENT Diablous [CDS] ceased responding to thread.

[Dermonster]

FUTURE Dermonster [FD]10:27:00:00 hours from now responded to thread.
FD: FUCK YOU CJ.
FD: YOUR THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO PROTOTYPE DF.
FD: That threw this into even bigger shit than it needed to be.
FD: I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FINISH THIS SESSION HOPPING THING I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN WITH MY ATIESH, GREAT STAFF OF THE FIRST GUARDIAN.
FD: Urist I told you never to speak to me again.
FD: After what you did to CF...
FD: Your lucky she was on her quest bed.
FD: ANYWAY THE PAST IS THE PAST, EVERYONE GET YOUR ASS OVER TO The land of Variances and Frogs! MY DENIZEN AINT GONNA KILL ITSELF.
FD: FOR GODS SAKE AFTER TEN YEARS YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW.
Future Dermonster Stopped responding to thread.

[Urist Imiknorris]

FD: After what you did to CF...
FD: Your lucky she was on her quest bed.

FUI: Why the hell else would I do that?

[CJ1145]

FUTURE Myroc 413:17:52 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FMY: I return.
FMY: And really, CJ, sometimes your accurate guesses astounds me. I do tip my hat off to you.
FMY: But I do seem to be a tad earlier than predicted.
FMY: Ah well. Atleast this will give me some time to decide in what manner you should pass on in.
FMY: Allow me to take a few minutes to contemplate this.
FMY: In the meantime, please try to stay put.
FMY: After all, an escape would prove to be unattainable on your part.
FMY: The transportalizer's broke, remember?
FMY: Hehehehehe.
FMY: As for the rest of you...
FMY: Well, only time will tell your fate.
FMY: But I do believe it won't come out in your favor.

FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 413:19:36 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FCJ: GODDAMNIT MYROC. SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T EVEN TURN MY BACK ON YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS BEFORE YOU START BLOWING SHIT UP. I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED  NINCOMPOOP, AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DROOG I'M COMING FOR YOU. SERIOUSLY. I DON'T CARE HOW GODDAMN CRAZY YOU ARE, PROTOTYPING GANDALF WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA. OUR LIVES ARE BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT IMPS BLINDING US WITH THEIR SHITTY LITTLE STAFFS. OR STAVES. WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE CALLED.
PCJ: STAVES.
FCJ: OKAY, STAVES. BUT WHATEVER.
FCJ: THE POINT IS, NOW WE'VE GOT A FUCKING MAGICIAN SPARTAN ANGEL BARACK OBAMA GUITAR-PLAYING LION-LIKE MIDNIGHT CREW GOING FUCKNUTS ON EVERYONE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. AND AS SOON AS I FIND YOU I'LL SHOVE SOME HOPE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE MEANING OF DOOM.

FUTURE Dermonster [FD]10:27:00:00 hours from now responded to thread.
FD: FUCK YOU CJ.
FD: YOUR THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO PROTOTYPE DF.
FD: That threw this into even bigger shit than it needed to be.
FD: I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FINISH THIS SESSION HOPPING THING I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN WITH MY ATIESH, GREAT STAFF OF THE FIRST GUARDIAN.
FD: Urist I told you never to speak to me again.
FD: After what you did to CF...
FD: Your lucky she was on her quest bed.
FD: ANYWAY THE PAST IS THE PAST, EVERYONE GET YOUR ASS OVER TO The land of Variances and Frogs! MY DENIZEN AINT GONNA KILL ITSELF.
FD: FOR GODS SAKE AFTER TEN YEARS YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW.

FUTURE CJ [CJ] 45:27:42 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
FCJ: IT WAS THAT OR A STATUE OF BEN STILLER. WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT BUST ANYWAY. I WAS PRESSED FOR TIME.