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[Duke 2.0]

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Fuck no. I am a Cancer, not Gemeni. I clearly need to make a time machine, travel back millions of years, change the solar drift of the stars across the sky and keep me where I belong.

[Osmosis Jones]

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Fuck no. I'm still stuck with Eridan.

[Dermonster]

Well I changed from Leo to cancer.

WELL SCREW THIS I'M OUTTA HERE. BLUH BLUH HUGE GLITCH

[Heliman]

Awesome, I always thought I was an Aquarius, used to be pisces.

EDIT: SO MANY POSTS AT ONCE

[Jim Groovester]

By that I become a Taurus, and since hell no, I will stay a Gemini.

Also, Scorpio only gets 6 day, wtf?

I think that rubric is how many days the sun actually spends going through each constellation, instead of twelve mostly even intervals.

[ToonyMan]

I'm Tavros now.

It's like a dream come true.

[Enzo]

So, Astrologers added Ophiuchus to the astrological signs. Because of this your zodiac sign has probably changed.

My favourite thing about astrology is how much sense it always makes :/

I went from Libra to Virgo. I liked Terezi

[Diablous]

Also, Scorpio only gets 6 day, wtf?

I think that rubric is how many days the sun actually spends going through each constellation, instead of twelve mostly even intervals.

That makes sense, I guess.

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Fuck no. I am a Cancer, not Gemeni. I clearly need to make a time machine, travel back millions of years, change the solar drift of the stars across the sky and keep me where I belong.

You are not keeping this from happening. I am not going back to being a Sagittarius and having a sign corresponding to the troll who has paintings of horse porn on his walls.

[fqllve]

Well, I'm not going from a juggatroll to horse-porn boy.

I hereby declare myself a Virgo apropos of nothing.

[Enzo]

That is not pornography, it is trollian high-art you insufferable plebians.

[Qmarx]

So, Astrologers added Ophiuchus to the astrological signs. Because of this your zodiac sign has probably changed.

My favourite thing about astrology is how much sense it always makes :/

If you actually read the article it's basically repeating the whole "herp derp the constellations shift" that everyone who's slept through fifth grade science courses already knows.

But they do provide a chart.

[Enzo]

Oh, don't get me wrong, the astronomy makes sense. But that's a whole other argument.

I'm just bitter because my new troll is lame.

[Jervous]

Aww...I hate Sollux...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I've gone from Aquarius to Capricorn.

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Can't say I saw that one coming.

[Dragooble]

At least you guys get to have trolls. What the hell am i now? the thirteenth troll that doesn't exist?