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[Dragooble]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Duke 2.0]

Except for the JadexDave shippers, who are probably rejoicing at this obvious sign she is deeply in love with him.

Spoiler: And the other crowd that is doublesad (click to show/hide)

Which I may or may not be part of.

[FuzzyZergling]

Uh, not just Dave, but Bro too.

Do you think she will tell Dave?
Does alpha Dave already know?

He knows about Davesprite, somehow, but I don't think he knows about Bro.
Maybe, I really have no idea, time shenanigans and all.

[CJ1145]

He knows about Davesprite, somehow, but I don't think he knows about Bro.
Maybe, I really have no idea, time shenanigans and all.

Davesprite was made from a doomed Dave. So Dave knew he'd kick the can at some point. But his Bro he had no reason to suspect of dying. If anything he was the one guy Dave could always trust to not die.

[Aqizzar]

You know what I just thought of?  You know who's really at fault for all this Super Murder Jack stuff?

Mr. Egbert.

If he had just punched Jack in half when he had the chance, like he did everything and everyone else on Derse, this whole mess could have been stopped in its tracks.  I'm really wondering what the reason is for why he just trashes Jack's hat and then, well, allows himself to be released peacefully.

Except for the JadexDave shippers, who are probably rejoicing at this obvious sign she is deeply in love with him.

Spoiler: And the other crowd that is doublesad (click to show/hide)

Which I, Duke 2.0, have sold my heart and soul to.

The snowtroll is fantastic, but I guess somebody doesn't like the cold.

[CJ1145]

Because the Imps were directly hostile little shits, and Jack was an (at the time) sensible and honorable man?

[FuzzyZergling]

Jack, as an Archagent, would presumably be surrounded by an aura of authority.
Dad, as a businessman, would presumably fall into his instincts of business-like negotiation.

Alternatively, he really, really hated that hat. It doesn't even look like a proper harlequin hat.

[Duke 2.0]

This adventure game is dumb. None of the puzzles make sense and half the game is seeing how your actions from the beginning screwed you over in asinine ways.

 

Spoiler: Not as bad as the community though (click to show/hide)

[Realmfighter]

Look at John shake those child bearing hips.

[ToonyMan]

It was pretty much inevitable, I don't mind.  Jello, I'm sure they have a One Piece version.
I've already found one better.

[Aqizzar]

This adventure game is dumb. None of the puzzles make sense and half the game is seeing how your actions from the beginning screwed you over in asinine ways.

Start talking.  What is this game?  You can't keep this from us, not in good conscience.

[Duke 2.0]

 Cool your jets, just making a reference to some fanart as if the comic was a game. I wouldn't keep this from you guys. Although the idea of a Homestuck point and click adventure being made would be excellent. It'll fall apart just like every other Homestuck-themed game, but still.

[Aqizzar]

Yeah, I should have known better.  It's another Earthbound reference, for anyone who doesn't know.  I absolutely amazes me that there aren't actual Homestuck fangames yet, aside from that Accelerate tech-demo from a while back.  I suppose if I had any ambition whatsoever, I'd be trying to correct that, but hey, fuck that work.

[Dermonster]

Spoiler: So yeah the fanart thread has passed all sorts of horrifying. (click to show/hide)

I ONLY POST THIS SO AS TO NOT BE ALONE IN THE SUFFERING. IT SHALL BURN YOUR EYES! BURN THEM!

[ToonyMan]

Nice Karkat.