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[JordanBBad]

Merry Christmas, you guys. Thought you might like it.

[Duke 2.0]

Mind *points at head. Pshooo makes a motion like a bullet coming out of other side of head* blowing.

TA: really?
TA: look2 liike thiing2 are about two get....
TA:
TA: PER2ONAl.

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[breadbocks]

Mind *points at head. Pshooo makes a motion like a bullet coming out of other side of head* blowing.

TA: really?
TA: look2 liike thiing2 are about two get....
TA:
TA: PER2ONAl.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

O.O

That picture is legen.. wait for it... DARY!

[lordnincompoop]

That is incredible.

[Benevolence]

Karkat really should calm down. He's not getting what he should be since he's so busy raging.

[Aqizzar]

Now that's the Hussnasty I know and love.  Holy shit, seeing that after reading a paragraph about holidays, I almost fell over laughing.

[Karnewarrior]

Spoiler: Everybody loves Karkat (click to show/hide)

-- blackenedHarbinger
 [BH]
 began pestering carcinoGeneticist
 [CG]
 at 9:44 --


BH: SSome human wass jusst fliippiing hiiss liid about you gettiing on.

BH: II came overr to ssee what the fussss wass about.

CG: FASCINATING.

BH: Grrey?

BH: My day today sseemss fiilled wiith awkwarrd coverrssatiionss about the casste ssysstem.

BH: And now thiiss.

BH: Grrey.

CG: I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK WAS USING MY HANDLE EARLIER BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT FRILLY PINK SHIT IS OVER.

BH: II don't thiink iit'ss possssiible to have grrey blood, sso you musst be hiidiing ssomethiing.

BH: You do rrealiizze iit iissn't a crriime ot have rred blood, rriight?

BH: Marroon iiss actually a niice colorr.

CG: WHAT AN ADEPT OBSERVATION, TELL ME, HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT?

BH: About two ssecondss.

CG: BULLSHIT.

CG: IT WAS PROBABLY AROUND THE TIME YOU DISCOVERED FIRE WAS HOT.

BH: 7 ssweepss dealiing wiith a ssmall town of rredss and yellowss gave me alot of iinssiight on how theiirr miindss worrk.

BH: SSo why not jusst go marroon liike the otherrss do?

CG: GOOD FOR YOU.

CG: HEY, DO ME A FAVOR AND CHECK THIS OUT.

CG: THIS IS ME NOT CARING.

BH: IIt'ss prrobably worrsse forr you iif you sstay grrey.

BH: What wiill yourr local grreen ssay? Orr yourr blue?

CG: I'M NOT ABOUT TO WEAR IT AROUND LIKE A BADGE ON MY SLEEVE JUST SO I CAN FEEL SUPERIOR TO SOMEONE ELSE.

CG: SO FUCK OFF.

BH: Obviioussly, ssiince you'rre wearriing grrey iit'ss low.

BH: Who would you feel ssuperriiorr to?

BH: II don't feel ssuperriiorr to you.

BH: II feel annoyed, but not ssuperriiorr.

CG: LET IT GO.

BH: II'm gettiing help.

BH: You sseem pssychologiically diissturrbed.

BH: IIT'ss not liike you'rre ssome ssorrt of mutant orr ssomthiing.

BH: *ssomethiing

CG: YEAH, TOTALLY NOT.

CG: A MUTANT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT I AM AT ALL.

CG: NOW FUCK OFF AND SUCH.

BH: Marroon iiss a perrfectly acceptable colorr.

BH: II knew sseverral marroonss who werre verry happy doiing what they diid.

CG: WELL SEE, HERE'S THE THING.

CG: I DON'T.

CG: FUCKING.

CG: CARE.

BH: SStiill gettiing help.

BH: Forr you and yurr odd mental baggage.

BH: *yourr

CG: I DON'T HAVE ANY ENTAL BAGGAGE, HOLY SHIT.

CG: MENTAL, EVEN.

BH: II thiink II have fiigurred out the prroblem.'

BH: Yourr blood iiss not marroon... IIt iiss YELLOW!

BH: Verry good.

BH: II perrssonally had sseverral yellow adviissorrss, who werre extrremely iintelliigent.

BH: Even iif they werre rratherr viiolent.

BH: IIt'ss not bad, beiing a yellow.

BH: SShall we ssiing a ssong?

CG: NO.

CG: FUCK OFF.

BH: ~Therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow,

BH: ~liike musstarrd orr the farr outerr ssun

CG: HOLY SHIT SHUT UP.

BH: ~therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow

BH: ~iin fact II've hearrd iit'ss fun!

BH: ~Therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow

BH: ~you'rre only ssecond-mosst!

BH: ~Don't worrrry, be happy! At leasst you arren't rred toaaaaaaaaasst!

CG: ...

Still talking with him as I post. It can only go up from here.

[Duuvian]

Hehe

Laughing at both the update and what you said to Karkat

[CJ1145]

Spoiler: Everybody loves Karkat (click to show/hide)

-- blackenedHarbinger
 [BH]
 began pestering carcinoGeneticist
 [CG]
 at 9:44 --


BH: SSome human wass jusst fliippiing hiiss liid about you gettiing on.

BH: II came overr to ssee what the fussss wass about.

CG: FASCINATING.

BH: Grrey?

BH: My day today sseemss fiilled wiith awkwarrd coverrssatiionss about the casste ssysstem.

BH: And now thiiss.

BH: Grrey.

CG: I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK WAS USING MY HANDLE EARLIER BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT FRILLY PINK SHIT IS OVER.

BH: II don't thiink iit'ss possssiible to have grrey blood, sso you musst be hiidiing ssomethiing.

BH: You do rrealiizze iit iissn't a crriime ot have rred blood, rriight?

BH: Marroon iiss actually a niice colorr.

CG: WHAT AN ADEPT OBSERVATION, TELL ME, HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT?

BH: About two ssecondss.

CG: BULLSHIT.

CG: IT WAS PROBABLY AROUND THE TIME YOU DISCOVERED FIRE WAS HOT.

BH: 7 ssweepss dealiing wiith a ssmall town of rredss and yellowss gave me alot of iinssiight on how theiirr miindss worrk.

BH: SSo why not jusst go marroon liike the otherrss do?

CG: GOOD FOR YOU.

CG: HEY, DO ME A FAVOR AND CHECK THIS OUT.

CG: THIS IS ME NOT CARING.

BH: IIt'ss prrobably worrsse forr you iif you sstay grrey.

BH: What wiill yourr local grreen ssay? Orr yourr blue?

CG: I'M NOT ABOUT TO WEAR IT AROUND LIKE A BADGE ON MY SLEEVE JUST SO I CAN FEEL SUPERIOR TO SOMEONE ELSE.

CG: SO FUCK OFF.

BH: Obviioussly, ssiince you'rre wearriing grrey iit'ss low.

BH: Who would you feel ssuperriiorr to?

BH: II don't feel ssuperriiorr to you.

BH: II feel annoyed, but not ssuperriiorr.

CG: LET IT GO.

BH: II'm gettiing help.

BH: You sseem pssychologiically diissturrbed.

BH: IIT'ss not liike you'rre ssome ssorrt of mutant orr ssomthiing.

BH: *ssomethiing

CG: YEAH, TOTALLY NOT.

CG: A MUTANT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT I AM AT ALL.

CG: NOW FUCK OFF AND SUCH.

BH: Marroon iiss a perrfectly acceptable colorr.

BH: II knew sseverral marroonss who werre verry happy doiing what they diid.

CG: WELL SEE, HERE'S THE THING.

CG: I DON'T.

CG: FUCKING.

CG: CARE.

BH: SStiill gettiing help.

BH: Forr you and yurr odd mental baggage.

BH: *yourr

CG: I DON'T HAVE ANY ENTAL BAGGAGE, HOLY SHIT.

CG: MENTAL, EVEN.

BH: II thiink II have fiigurred out the prroblem.'

BH: Yourr blood iiss not marroon... IIt iiss YELLOW!

BH: Verry good.

BH: II perrssonally had sseverral yellow adviissorrss, who werre extrremely iintelliigent.

BH: Even iif they werre rratherr viiolent.

BH: IIt'ss not bad, beiing a yellow.

BH: SShall we ssiing a ssong?

CG: NO.

CG: FUCK OFF.

BH: ~Therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow,

BH: ~liike musstarrd orr the farr outerr ssun

CG: HOLY SHIT SHUT UP.

BH: ~therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow

BH: ~iin fact II've hearrd iit'ss fun!

BH: ~Therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow

BH: ~you'rre only ssecond-mosst!

BH: ~Don't worrrry, be happy! At leasst you arren't rred toaaaaaaaaasst!

CG: ...

Still talking with him as I post. It can only go up from here.

What the heck is this then?

[Cheeetar]

Spoiler: Everybody loves Karkat (click to show/hide)

-- blackenedHarbinger
 [BH]
 began pestering carcinoGeneticist
 [CG]
 at 9:44 --


BH: SSome human wass jusst fliippiing hiiss liid about you gettiing on.

BH: II came overr to ssee what the fussss wass about.

CG: FASCINATING.

BH: Grrey?

BH: My day today sseemss fiilled wiith awkwarrd coverrssatiionss about the casste ssysstem.

BH: And now thiiss.

BH: Grrey.

CG: I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK WAS USING MY HANDLE EARLIER BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT FRILLY PINK SHIT IS OVER.

BH: II don't thiink iit'ss possssiible to have grrey blood, sso you musst be hiidiing ssomethiing.

BH: You do rrealiizze iit iissn't a crriime ot have rred blood, rriight?

BH: Marroon iiss actually a niice colorr.

CG: WHAT AN ADEPT OBSERVATION, TELL ME, HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT?

BH: About two ssecondss.

CG: BULLSHIT.

CG: IT WAS PROBABLY AROUND THE TIME YOU DISCOVERED FIRE WAS HOT.

BH: 7 ssweepss dealiing wiith a ssmall town of rredss and yellowss gave me alot of iinssiight on how theiirr miindss worrk.

BH: SSo why not jusst go marroon liike the otherrss do?

CG: GOOD FOR YOU.

CG: HEY, DO ME A FAVOR AND CHECK THIS OUT.

CG: THIS IS ME NOT CARING.

BH: IIt'ss prrobably worrsse forr you iif you sstay grrey.

BH: What wiill yourr local grreen ssay? Orr yourr blue?

CG: I'M NOT ABOUT TO WEAR IT AROUND LIKE A BADGE ON MY SLEEVE JUST SO I CAN FEEL SUPERIOR TO SOMEONE ELSE.

CG: SO FUCK OFF.

BH: Obviioussly, ssiince you'rre wearriing grrey iit'ss low.

BH: Who would you feel ssuperriiorr to?

BH: II don't feel ssuperriiorr to you.

BH: II feel annoyed, but not ssuperriiorr.

CG: LET IT GO.

BH: II'm gettiing help.

BH: You sseem pssychologiically diissturrbed.

BH: IIT'ss not liike you'rre ssome ssorrt of mutant orr ssomthiing.

BH: *ssomethiing

CG: YEAH, TOTALLY NOT.

CG: A MUTANT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT I AM AT ALL.

CG: NOW FUCK OFF AND SUCH.

BH: Marroon iiss a perrfectly acceptable colorr.

BH: II knew sseverral marroonss who werre verry happy doiing what they diid.

CG: WELL SEE, HERE'S THE THING.

CG: I DON'T.

CG: FUCKING.

CG: CARE.

BH: SStiill gettiing help.

BH: Forr you and yurr odd mental baggage.

BH: *yourr

CG: I DON'T HAVE ANY ENTAL BAGGAGE, HOLY SHIT.

CG: MENTAL, EVEN.

BH: II thiink II have fiigurred out the prroblem.'

BH: Yourr blood iiss not marroon... IIt iiss YELLOW!

BH: Verry good.

BH: II perrssonally had sseverral yellow adviissorrss, who werre extrremely iintelliigent.

BH: Even iif they werre rratherr viiolent.

BH: IIt'ss not bad, beiing a yellow.

BH: SShall we ssiing a ssong?

CG: NO.

CG: FUCK OFF.

BH: ~Therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow,

BH: ~liike musstarrd orr the farr outerr ssun

CG: HOLY SHIT SHUT UP.

BH: ~therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow

BH: ~iin fact II've hearrd iit'ss fun!

BH: ~Therre'ss nothiing wrrong wiith yellow

BH: ~you'rre only ssecond-mosst!

BH: ~Don't worrrry, be happy! At leasst you arren't rred toaaaaaaaaasst!

CG: ...

Still talking with him as I post. It can only go up from here.

What the heck is this then?

He's using Pesterchum.

[tehstefan]

Karkat is so angry he can't be drawn well. That is a new level of anger.

[The Captain]

Hehe, sorry if this is NSFW. It is extremely funny.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Dermonster]

Oh hey you know that Creepy!Felt thing I do?

I did it again.

[Deteramot]

Hey, dermonster, have you posted these on the MSPA fora?

[Dermonster]

Yes.

MSPA fanfic thread #3

Also my fic made it onto the tvtropes fanfic recs page. HURRAH