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[Jim Groovester]

At the very least he knows John does. I think he may be assuming that the other kids have differently colored blood, just like trolls.

And, heh heh, update.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There is a single object missing from the site of Bro and Davesprite's death. The rocket board. Everything else is accounted for. Where could it have gone?

[Aqizzar]

CG: A;SLDKJFSDLKFJS;LDJFLK;J

Okay, now I'm mad.  Never before has Karkat's "angry" been represented in typing by random keyboard mashing.  That was, is, and in my mind always will be the mark of a lazy fanfic writer.  Karkat may be seething with rage, but he expresses it with properly typed diatribes on why everyone in the world is terrible, not immaturely intentional finger spasms.

[PenguinOverlord]

I leave for a week, and I find Jack prototyped.
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
edit:
Bro?
Bro?

[Cthulhu]

Bro's death doesn't hurt me that much.  Maybe it's just because I knew it was gonna happen. They couldn't exactly just have Jack lose to Bro before the end of the comic, and Bro is a fan-favorite, so MAXIMUM TROLLING.

[Urist Imiknorris]

When someone prototyped a kernel with a magic cue ball

Becuesprite?

[FuzzyZergling]

CG: A;SLDKJFSDLKFJS;LDJFLK;J

Okay, now I'm mad.  Never before has Karkat's "angry" been represented in typing by random keyboard mashing.  That was, is, and in my mind always will be the mark of a lazy fanfic writer.  Karkat may be seething with rage, but he expresses it with properly typed diatribes on why everyone in the world is terrible, not immaturely intentional finger spasms.

Aqizzar, are you angry?
Do you want to know why you are angry?
Because you have been trolled! By Karkat!
He is such a meta-troller, he can troll people that he does not even know exist!

[Cheeetar]

It looks like we're going to learn something about John being the Heir of Breath.

[Qmarx]

It looks like we're going to learn something about John being the Heir of Breath.

Or the high bean content of Nanna's cooking.

[Jim Groovester]

I hope John being windy doesn't have a musical quali

Aww, damn. Beaten to the fart joke.

[Tylui]

Grandpa's corpse is actually from the future, and for the last few years he's been hiding in his secret volcana laihr. After he enters the Medium, he uses the time machine he's been developing all these years to travel to different points to help the kids. Then, when he dies, his corpse falls into the machine, sending him back in time to Jade, who stuffs his corpse, and gives him the idea to go along with his death, secret himself in his volcano lair, and build a time machine.

I am thinking that Jade's penpal is actually grandpappy Hass.

[PenguinOverlord]

Hell yes WV update.

[Soadreqm]

Is your romance with Vriska black or red?

I didn't read the trollmance section, it was too long.

Also, Wayward Vagabond is awesome. As is the Skaian engineering that can repair the meteorite base sundered by the First Guardian who was also a sprite. That takes some serious repair magic. Also also, Bec's head now occupies the top of the Frog Statue, which symbolizes Skaia. And it was necessary to prototype him (or something, anyway) to make the Tumor assume its complete form. This was all planned all along and Rose knew it somehow. As did White Queen.

IDE/THEORY: The thing inside Skaia, prototyped with Becquerel, is the Green Sun.

[Urist Imiknorris]

From frog temple to dog temple.

EDIT:

So Lord English is still a mystery man yet to be revealed i suppose?

He was already revealed.

You probably weren't paying attention.

Remember the mushroom farming salamander?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT3: the link broke

EDIT2: Oops, spoke too soon:

Do you regret limiting yourself to a humanoid form for Lord English, given the coat?

I defy you to picture a centaur wearing that coat and not be struck pleasantly by what you imagine.

(aurthour = english canon canon canon go nuts everyone)

[Retro]

That is probably the best image to ever come out of Homestuck.