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[tehstefan]

Legendary piece of shit indeed.

[Org]

Dave is not strong, he is FAST.

He should compose ballads about the manly art of FASTNESS.

Also just what the hell is this sword, and why didn't Bad Future Dave already have it?

He did
It is how he made the sword thing he gave Dave.

[Duke 2.0]

 You know what? We give the MSPA forums too much crap about making creepy fanstuff of the characters. They are not too bad about it.
 Now the MC forums, that is where the creepy stuff comes from.

[Armok]

Excuse me while I whip this out...    Bleuuugh.

IDE/THOERY CONFIRMED: Aqizzar is a troll.
IDE/THOERY CONFIRMED: Homestuck is real
IDE/THEORY CONFIRMED: trolls expel generic material through the mouth, like that romantic image eyes5 made.

[ECrownofFire]

Excuse me while I whip this out...    Bleuuugh.

IDE/THOERY CONFIRMED: Aqizzar is a troll.
IDE/THOERY CONFIRMED: Homestuck is real
IDE/THEORY CONFIRMED: trolls expel generic material through the mouth, like that romantic image eyes5 made.

That... makes for some really horrible mental images. Doesn't even come close to worst, but AGH.

[Urist Imiknorris]

LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT

[Frajic]

LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT

More like LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT

[FuzzyZergling]

...Well as least he can use it now.

[Duke 2.0]

...Well as least he can use it now.

It does raise the question of what if he did pull it out.

TG: Wait hold on
TG: Fuck
TG: I go out and pull this piece of shit out and I can't even use it
TG: What a waste of time

[Urist Imiknorris]

He can use whole Caledscratch. I assumed he has a backup bladekind abstratus.

[Soadreqm]

When John's hammer broke, his strife specibus changed. So, even if Dave didn't have a spare bladekind abstratus (which he probably does), he could just time-reverse Caledscratch whole to alter his abstratus.

And really, all it takes is one imp picking up one of his incredibly shitty swords and getting defeated to give Dave a new card on his strife portfolio.

EDIT: I read what I just wrote. To an outsider, it would be complete gibberish. I'm not sure what to think of this.

[FuzzyZergling]

Impenetrable jargon is the mark of true success!

[Gunner-Chan]

You know what? We give the MSPA forums too much crap about making creepy fanstuff of the characters. They are not too bad about it.
 Now the MC forums, that is where the creepy stuff comes from.

But... This is hillarious! XP

[CobaltKobold]

Do trolls have reproductive organs?


More importantly, do they masturbate?


Because if so, that lends a whole new light on the recent chatlogs.


Or rather, a greasy dingy light sputtering in a back room.

One word. Buckets.

Two words, shame globes.

You know what? We give the MSPA forums too much crap about making creepy fanstuff of the characters. They are not too bad about it.
 Now the MC forums, that is where the creepy stuff comes from.

But... This is hillarious! XP

eh. Somewhat funny, but suggesting that trolls have gender identity hangups like humans. At least some of them have been shown not to- "there's a word for that?"

[Jim Groovester]

eh. Somewhat funny, but suggesting that trolls have gender identity hangups like humans. At least some of them have been shown not to- "there's a word for that?"

HEY, ASSHOLE. QUIT PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS.