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[FuzzyZergling]

Aradia will go back in time and kill herself to avert the paradox.
(Isn't Homestuck time weird?)

[CobaltKobold]

AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack

So...
Who's bslick?

[ToonyMan]

AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack

So...
Who's bslick?

[Jim Groovester]

Bilious Slick.

The frog god (or something) whose likeness Aradia prototyped herself with.

The frog temples are apparently dedicated to him.

[PenguinOverlord]

ROSE, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT BRO'S POWER LEVEL?
Aradia should randomly exploded.

[smjjames]

ROSE, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT BRO'S POWER LEVEL?

ITS OFF THE CHARTS SIR! *scouter explodes from data overload*

[Org]

Bilious Slick.
Billiard Stick.

[Urist Imiknorris]

So Bilious Slick and Lord English are just playing a game?

[Deteramot]

How Discworldian.

The Deities are just playing a game with the mortals.

Also, Green Sun = source of power of the First Guardians? What are the ramifications? Discuss~

[smjjames]

The Deities are just playing a game with the mortals.

Was just about to say that, although differently.

Maybe there are more than two omnipotent entities at work here.

[Karnewarrior]

Green sun is factory, I think. Not source of power.

[Jim Groovester]

Also, Green Sun = source of power of the First Guardians? What are the ramifications? Discuss~

The kids turn Jackspers Noirlecrow into Lord English.

This is my theory that I am making up with only a shred of vague insinuations.

Blah blah they are the cause of and solution to all of their problems blah blah time nonsense.

[smjjames]

We pretty much know that Doc Scratch is a servant of Lord English, but Bec's allegiances are much murkier.

[Soadreqm]

No need, people got the message.
She can be redeemed and if she ever made steps towards doing that I would like her. She just doesn't care.

Exactly! She's completely satisfied with the status quo, and neither wants nor needs the other trolls' forgiveness. She's kind of slowly sliding to the side of goodness, though, not because she had an epiphany and decided to abandon her evil ways, but because she has way less opportunities to do evil now that her home planet is dead.

Of course, I find her constant antics of deceitful backstabbery and completely honest frontstabbery entertaining as is, and don't really think she needs to be redeemed. What would be the point, other than teaching some kind of Saturday morning cartoon lesson of not being evil? No, the Saturday morning cartoon lesson here is one of acceptance. Everyone is different. Not two people are the same. Some people are evil, and that's okay.

[GlyphGryph]

Guys, isn't it obvious? (so obvious someone has probably said it already)

Billious Slick and Lord English are just some bored gods, and Homestuck is simply a GAME OF POOL.

What are the colours of the guardians? The ones who can directly interact with them? The ones who have the power to set events in motion?

WHITE... like a cueball! And they're named Scratch and Bec (Break? I dunno about that one), both (possibly in the second case) cue ball related terms...

Except, of course, thats Becquerel is probably just named after the family that did all that electricity and radioactivity stuff.

Or, wait, even better! There IS no Billious or Lord English. They are simply tools or techniques used in a much larger game... and each individual world is one of the balls... so... well, whatever that means.