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[Rose]

looks like somebody's feeling jilted.

[Osmosis Jones]

You know, now all we need to complete this is Jade to start mackin on Karkat.



Hussie, make this happen.

[Karnewarrior]

But see, Jade doesn't want to play four-square with Karkat...


Wow that sucked.

[Lofn]

That memo.  Just... what.

[KaminaSquirtle]

Karkat is the best troll.  The best.

[Duke 2.0]

Karkat is the best troll.  The best.

You can see why I find him my favorite. Although he's being a bit bigger of an asshole here, which is slightly offputting. Before it was adorabloodthirstily endearing with some awkward stumbling into pits of rage foolishness mixed with genuine intelligence of what is going on, while now it's just stumbling about a topic that is awkward for everyone forever.
 And dammit there just isn't nothing to quote from that, it's ALL golden material.
 
CG: OH RIGHT, THE BIZARRE HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST, I FORGOT.
TG: oh my fucking god
TG: please let this conversation not be taking place

[Urist Imiknorris]

CG: IT'LL WORK, WON'T IT?
TG: obviously

[Soadreqm]

Yeah, there aren't many lines in this memo that aren't worth quoting.

?CG: YOU WOULD THINK WARNING YOU GUYS THAT FRATERNIZING WITH THESE FEMALES IS PUTTING YOUR LIVES IN DANGER WOULD BE ENOUGH.
?CG: REALLY, DANGER YOU SAY? OH GOODNESS, WE NEARLY MADE A HUGE MISTAKE! WHY THANK YOU, MR. TROLL, HOW GRACIOUS OF YOU TO ALERT US TO OUR FOOLISHNESS.

And looks like Karkat just made all that shipping that had been going on completely obsolete. WHOOPS.

[Duke 2.0]

 The Scourge Sisters are like two beautiful roses. Except the petals are daggers and it spews poison instead of pollen. And they are not flowers so much as snakes. And they are really smooth talkers. And instead of thorns they have your balls in a vice grip.

 ...

 They are just bad news.

[Rose]

roses have thorns, you know.

[Duke 2.0]

 I was very careful to describe the thorns in my comparison as them holding you by the balls. Also the tongue of the snake is made of fire. And the stem of the flower is really made of more daggers.

[smjjames]

This is one of the longest pesterlogs I've seen. Karkat actually gets reasonable at one point.

Also, for the possibility of the kids actually meeting the trolls in person, Andrew must have gotten it from some fan art, he's gotta have.

As for the shipping, its probably nothing new for the fan art shippers.

[Soadreqm]

Also, for the possibility of the kids actually meeting the trolls in person, Andrew must have gotten it from some fan art, he's gotta have.

You think so? Because to me, that sounds like the kind of critical plot point he'd have planned long before the troll arc. Indeed, it sounds like the kind of critical plot point that made the troll arc necessary in the first place.

[Solifuge]

It's been implied by Future John already, so it's not a new thing.

Also, in a way, Karkat's rant seemed like it might, in a way, be Hussies' rant to the Shipping Community. (Is there really a community based around shipping? This perplexes me.)

[Urist Imiknorris]

For any number of characters in a work n > 2, the shipping community for that work consists of no fewer than n³ people.

I'm honestly surprised nobody's shipped (insert Felt member here)/Snowman.

Also, Grandpa. That's my bet for what Jade's kernelsprite is going to be prototyped with.