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[Armok]

This suddenly hit me like a brick thrown by the guy from that Stephen King book with the psychic zombies at that girl from the same book.

Lord English Hypothesis on the Existence of a Deity

So, since the universe will presumably continue to exist forever, even long after all the matter is gone, and given infinite time all possible events will occur (Infinite Monkeys and all that), presumably that means God would eventually come into being, and since God can presumably manipulate time, once He exists in the future He exists in the past and all possible moments in the timestream.

Bam.

This assumes time travel is theoretical possible with any configuration of particles.
(it also would be infinitely more likely to create a crazy/evil god.)

[Willfor]

(it also would be infinitely more likely to create a crazy/evil god.)

I shouldn't be curious about the logic behind this statement, but I am.

[Armok]

Because it's values will be random, with the only restriction that they are internally consistent. And http://lesswrong.com/lw/y3/value_is_fragile/

[BigJake]

Time travel is theoretically possible and would be a snap for an omnipotent god.

[Qmarx]

Because it's values will be random, with the only restriction that they are internally consistent. And http://lesswrong.com/lw/y3/value_is_fragile/

I refuse to accept any citations from lesswrong.  Guy's an egomaniac, and his arguments have a distressing tendency to take unproven assumptions as axioms.

[dragnar]

Time travel is theoretically possible and would be a snap for an omnipotent god.

...Actually time travel is theoretically impossible. There is no known way it could be done. Traveling backward in time would require breaking lightspeed as far as we know.

Because it's values will be random, with the only restriction that they are internally consistent. And http://lesswrong.com/lw/y3/value_is_fragile/

I refuse to accept any citations from lesswrong.  Guy's an egomaniac, and his arguments have a distressing tendency to take unproven assumptions as axioms.

And Armok seems to use the site like it's some sort of holy truth...

[Aqizzar]

Spoiler: Show Chatlog (click to show/hide)

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

CG: HEY FUCKSTICK
CG: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
CG: WHATS YOUR DEAL ANYWAY.
TG: being awesome of course
TG: unless you mean besides that
TG: ive got plenty of more specific deals too
CG: DONT TELL ME
CG: ALL THE DEALS RIGHT.
TG: sure why not
TG: my life is the smokey back room
TG: hard to see through all the deals being made
TG: its like
CG: SHUT YOUR FLAPPING HUMAN PIEHOLE.
CG: IM NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SELF AGGRANDIZING BULLSHIT
CG: SHES ALREADY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOUR INCESSANT BLABBERING AND LIES.
TG: incessant ill give you but aint no lies here bro
TG: just pure unadulterated truth and consequences
TG: dropped like an atom bomb to end the irreconcilable world as you know it
TG: and it dont stop
CG: GODDAMMIT THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM
CG: STOP TALKING ABOUT ADULTERATION.
CG: IN FACT STOP TALKING ALTOGETHER
CG: ESPECIALLY TO HER.
TG: whos this woman you keep bringing up
CG: MY WOMAN YOU BULGEBLOCKING JACKASS.
CG: THATS THE FUCKING MESSAGE I CAME HERE TO RAM THROUGH YOUR FLIMSY PALPATING HUMAN CRANIUM
CG: STOP MESSING WITH MY WOMAN.
TG: i dont know or care what alien woman youre talking about
TG: you mean the spazzy flighty blind broad with the hankerin for my human osteospar or whatever
CG: YOU NOOKGOBBLING SON OF A BRINESUCKING WHOREBEAST.
TG: cause if shes got the taste for strider thats not my problem
TG: im just such a fucking catch my scent trail must be irresistible to her
CG: STOP FUCKING INSULTING THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW.
TG: uh
CG: ONLY I INSULT HER
CG: THAT SWEET ANTAGONISM BELONGS TO ME.
TG: jegus its all cool dude
TG: its no skin off my back
TG: that skin is firmly in place
TG: this healthy epidermis aint flaking off nowhere
CG: WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE SEE IN YOU ANYWAY.
CG: YEAH YOUVE GOT SOME SOLID INSULTS GOING ON BUT
CG: WAIT A MINUTE.
CG: THIS IS RETALIATION ISNT IT.
TG: more fantastic alien psychology inbound
TG: as if i dont have enough human psychobabble to take cover from
TG: dude i dont even know you
CG: THIS IS ABOUT THE JOHN HUMAN ISNT IT.
CG: YOURE INTIMIDATED BY MY MASTERFUL ANTAGONISM OF HIM.
CG: YOURE JEALOUS OF US AND OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM FOR YOURSELF.
TG: even if that were fucking true
TG: and i keep telling everyone its not
TG: because it totally isnt
CG: MY SUPERIOR VOID BOMB OF TRUTH LANDS A DIRECT HIT.
CG: SCORE ONE FOR ALTERNIA.
TG: point is i dont need to no reason to be awesome and draw a fawning crowd
TG: or compete with an alien dipshit who wants all the dweeby flighty morons to himself
TG: who the hell are you anyway
CG: AS FAR AS YOURE CONCERNED
CG: GOD.
CG: BOW DOWN OR BE SMOTE BITCH.

[Ninteen45]

Not enough ranting from KK, but his insults and gloats were spot on.

[Aqizzar]

Not enough ranting from KK, but his insults and gloats were spot on.

KK and Dave are both so damn wordy that they'd cancel each other out.  The conversation compresses to the high points, because neither of them can get a word in edgewise.  That's my explanation for why I didn't write more and I'm sticking to it.

[Ninteen45]

You suck at them, dave would let KK rant till he has no breath, and then go psycho-worse-than-vriska on his ass.

[Armok]

Because it's values will be random, with the only restriction that they are internally consistent. And http://lesswrong.com/lw/y3/value_is_fragile/

I refuse to accept any citations from lesswrong.  Guy's an egomaniac, and his arguments have a distressing tendency to take unproven assumptions as axioms.

Umm, not to nitpick, but you might want to look up the definition of an axiom.

Spoiler: oftopic, flame warning (click to show/hide)

Either way, almost all things ARE solidly argued for, in previous posts. The most important dependant tend to be listed at the top of articles.

Also, LW is a community, anyone who have got enough upvotes on their comments can post there.

And no, I don't take anything what so ever as holy truth, I just happen to agree with him on most things and he's pretty darn smart, *including* that he is not perfect.

[Ninteen45]

Spoiler: Show Chatlog(edited.) (click to show/hide)

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

CG: HEY FUCKSTICK
CG: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
CG: WHATS YOUR DEAL ANYWAY.
TG: being awesome of course
TG: unless you mean besides that
TG: ive got plenty of more specific deals too
CG: DONT TELL ME
CG: ALL THE DEALS RIGHT.
TG: sure why not
TG: my life is the smokey back room
TG: hard to see through all the deals being made
TG: its like
CG: SHUT YOUR FLAPPING HUMAN PROTEIN CHUTE.
CG: IM NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SELF AGGRANDIZING BULLSHIT
CG: SHES ALREADY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOUR INCESSANT BLABBERING AND LIES.
TG: incessant ill give you but aint no lies here bro
TG: just pure unadulterated truth and consequences
TG: dropped like an atom bomb to end the irreconcilable world as you know it
TG: and the fallout isnt over yet
CG: GODDAMMIT THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM
CG: STOP TALKING ABOUT ADULTERATION.
CG: IN FACT STOP TALKING ALTOGETHER
CG: ESPECIALLY TO HER, YOU PERVERTED MONKEY.
TG: whos this woman you keep bringing up
CG: MY WOMAN YOU BULGEBLOCKING JACKASS.
CG: THATS THE FUCKING MESSAGE I CAME HERE TO RAM THROUGH YOUR FLIMSY PALPATING HUMAN CRANIUM
CG: STOP MESSING WITH MY WOMAN.
TG: i dont know or care what alien woman youre talking about
TG: you mean the spazzy flighty blind broad with the hankerin for my human osteospar or whatever
CG: YOU NOOKGOBBLING SON OF A BRINESUCKING WHOREBEAST.
TG: cause if shes got the taste for strider thats not my problem
TG: im just such a fucking catch my scent trail must be irresistible to her
TG: shes totally getting off on my awesome red scent
CG: STOP FUCKING INSULTING THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW.
TG: uh
CG: ONLY I INSULT HER
CG: THAT SWEET ANTAGONISM BELONGS TO ME.
TG: jegus its all cool dude
TG: its no skin off my back
TG: that skin is firmly in place
TG: this healthy epidermis aint flaking off nowhere
CG: WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE SEE IN YOU ANYWAY.
CG: YEAH YOUVE GOT SOME SOLID INSULTS GOING ON BUT
CG: WAIT A MINUTE.
CG: THIS IS RETALIATION ISNT IT.
TG: more fantastic alien psychology inbound
TG: as if i dont have enough human psychobabble to take cover from
TG: dude i dont even know you
CG: THIS IS ABOUT THE JOHN HUMAN ISNT IT.
CG: YOURE INTIMIDATED BY MY MASTERFUL ANTAGONISM OF HIM.
CG: YOURE JEALOUS OF US AND OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM FOR YOURSELF.
CG: YOU DONT EVEN INSULT BACK
CG: IT MUST BE TRUE
CG: WHY DO YOU AND TEREZI COMPETE WITH THE JOHN HUMAN AND THE BITCH.
CG: YOU LOVE HIM WITH A BLACK ROMANCE.
TG: stop trying to go all armchair man
TG: its not going to work
TG: my searchlight has its view set on gc
TG: and its on high beam
TG: besides im not in love with john
CG: MY SUPERIOR VOID BOMB OF TRUTH LANDS A DIRECT HIT.
CG: SCORE ONE FOR ALTERNIA.
CG: EARTH NIL ALTERNIA ONE.
CG: YOU HEAR THAT
CG: ITS ME CARVING THE SCORES OF YOUR DEFEAT ON A WALL WITH MY SOLID HATE
CG: THIS HATE IS HARDER THAN DIAMOND.

TG: point is i dont need to no reason to be awesome and draw a fawning crowd
TG: or compete with an alien dipshit who wants all the dweeby flighty morons to himself
TG: my ship has already set its sails
TG: and its telescope is looking at my girl from the crows nest
TG: who the hell are you anyway
CG: AS FAR AS YOURE CONCERNED I AM A GOD AND THE CREATOR OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: BOW DOWN NOW OR BE SMOTE BITCH.
CG: ALSO FUCK YOU FOR SAYING THAT.
CG: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT YOU MUMBLING FUCK.

[ECrownofFire]

Who's that with the wings in the first comic thing? And where's Jade?

[Duke 2.0]

Who's that with the wings in the first comic thing? And where's Jade?

Davesprite and who the hell knows, respectively.

[Aqizzar]

Who's that with the wings in the first comic thing? And where's Jade?

It'd be helpful if you pointed to which "comic" you're talking about, but if you mean this one, the wings belong to some random basilisk.  Jade will, hopefully, be along shortly, but it was six months after the story started that we even learned her name.  Jade's always kinda late to the plot developments.