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[Karnewarrior]

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Terezi is the best troll

Vriska was redeemed via Aradiabot

Nepeta is a little annoying but nothing against Feferi

Karkats ish cool guy and is a little afriad of his blood

Gamzee is awesome in a non-badass way, if that makes any sense.

Aradia has anger issues. Not that thay aren't justified.

Eridians a whiny little bitch. Like Harry Potter (Neville was a total badass the whole time, you just never saw it)

Feferi... Fuck Feferi.

Equius is a little weird but capable of shining moments of glory

Tavros may be a little messed up in the head, but he manages to be cool all in all.

Sollux is cool. He's also a hero in the most tear-jerking fashion OHGODNECROPHILIAAGAIN

John is kinda nerdy, but cool in his own way

Dave is cool, but not as cool as he thinks he is

Jade can be annoying at times but her god-dog and hunting rifle make up for it. Also, presents.

Rose is my favorite character. In the whole series. I have no doubts Rose could destroy the midnight crew with her needles holstered. and do so while eating a delicious apple!

Spades Slick is just awesome.

Clubs Duece is the cutest little mobster ever.

Hearts Boxcars didn't get enough screentime.

Diamonds Droog is one cool cat. With a bit of bloodthirst thrown in.

I nicknamed my sister Biscuts. Guess why.

[Duke 2.0]

And here I thought I had it figured out on why you hated Vriska so much.

Duke 2.0 ♠ Vriska

Shame I didn't get to bust this out while you were in the middle of ranting about Vriska. I was waiting for it, too. But now it seems that window of opportunity has passed. Oh well.

You should have. That would have been hilarious.

[Zai]

FAA: a bargain struck between what skaia kn0ws already and what the g0ds demand up fr0nt
FAA: t0gether they 0rchestrate trials sufficient t0 ensure
FAA: that in 0verc0ming them we w0uld be pr0ven w0rthy
FAA: 0f inheriting
FAA: ribbit
FAA: wh00ps

I laughed.

And yeah. Gamzee hero mode with the line "thanks t0 a miracle" is next.

Or something similar.

[Elegy]

or surprise flash :p

[ToonyMan]

or surprise flash :p

MY HEART EXPLODES

[Creamcorn]

Question, how often does this Homestuck thing update? Or in other words, I'm reading up to six-seven updates weekly; when can I join this discussion too?

[RedWarrior0]

Dave is cool, but not as cool as he thinks he is

Nobody can be as cool as Dave thinks he is, except Dave's Bro.

NINJA: Pretty sure you need to read more in a week to ever catch up. Make that your daily intake, and then you're on course to catch up before the Second Year's End flash.

[Benevolence]

Multiple pages a day. Sometimes two or three, sometimes... more. Several more.

Six to seven updates a week is only going to get you further and further behind.

[Zai]

557 days since start by my quick count. There are about 2600 pages at this point.

2600/557 is about 4.67 pages. So that's an average of 4 and 2 parts of a 5th every day. But that includes the breaks in updates for various things.

4.67 times 7 is 32.69. So you'll need to read about 33 a week to stay even with how far behind you are now.

[RedWarrior0]

OMG UPDATE!!!

[eclipsetail]

OMG UPDATE!!!

 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

or surprise flash :p

MY HEART EXPLODES

It would be an apt moment for one. And it would explain why Make Her Pay both seemed to take a long time and was below expectations. I'm certainly not ruling it out.

[Duke 2.0]

OMG UPDATE!!!

Weve gotten to the point where if somebody says something this excitedly with no content we just casually gander over there and verify that this is a trick. You kinda need to be quick and somewhat vague about what the update is about. When people post right after the update they don't care for spelling or grammar while they go back to read more. They also hint at possible update events.

 Troll harder, you are making the kids feel bad being trolls.

[Qmarx]

Question, how often does this Homestuck thing update? Or in other words, I'm reading up to six-seven updates weekly; when can I join this discussion too?

Back  of the envelope calculations suggest...
About a year after it's over.

Anyway, looks like we finally see what boondollars can be used for - fraymotifs!

[Karnewarrior]

Oh, so now we know what happened to Vriska right after she woke up.

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did i do it right?