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[Outcast Orange]

Possibly new theory:

Mom and Dad created Jack on purpose.

[JoshuaFH]

Theory: Because Jade can seemingly see into the future, she fully intended to upgrade Jack and sacrifice herself as part of a greater plan.

[Jim Groovester]

Possibly new theory:

Mom and Dad created Jack on purpose.

No, that's not even accurate at all.

Jack was created by Skaia, Sburb, Sgrub, or whatever. He's a common element in any session of Sburb no matter what name it's given.

Karkat explains this all to John in the Ectobiology Lab, on this page.

Go read this post. It's informative. Specifically, this part:

The Medium is populated by a stock cast of characters and all those standard elements, plus the planets whose content is generated with each session.  Different bandicoots and all that.  The actors are scripted to perform by certain motivations; differences are caused by the players and their guardians interfering with Sburb's stock plotline.

Jack Noir is one of those stock characters, along with the Black and White Kings and Queens. He'll be in every game, with the same motivation: to eliminate the Black Queen and take her power.

Theory: Because Jade can seemingly see into the future, she fully intended to upgrade Jack and sacrifice herself as part of a greater plan.

No, that's not accurate either.

Jade didn't see her own death in her Skaia dreams. She sees John reading the letter she wrote for his birthday present, but did not know why he was so sad.

She was told her dreambot was going to explode by the trolls, but there doesn't seem to be any indication that she figured out why that was the case.

[CJ1145]

[S.........BAHJ]

I laughed so hard

[Duke 2.0]

 At this point Hussie trolling us is starting to lose its appeal. At first it was kinda wow, but now it's sort of getting old and expected. Unless he really pulls the stops on a new way to troll us, and we are already expecting the end of troll arc animation to be intentionally underwhelming, it won't really get us in a fury but more of a disgruntled stupor.

[Karnewarrior]

IDE/THEORY: Jade will prototype a squiddle, and thereby in a obviously secret inronic and copnvoluted turnabout bring Jack's downfall and the first game won.
Ever.

[Aqizzar]

and we are already expecting the end of troll arc animation to be intentionally underwhelming

Who's expecting what now?  S...BAHJ is the encore of the trolling.  The animation will be as good as any of the others, if not even more omgsoawsom inspiring since he has the reactions to Descend to work from, and then it's back to business as usual.  I doubt there's going to be any more significant trolling-the-reader besides the occasional psyche-update, and whatever goofy shit Jade gets up to.

[JoshuaFH]

Prediction: Jade will prototype her kernelsprite with her Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff furry poster.

[Ninteen45]

The anymation will be a full blown one, like the disney ones and stuff. If fact, it will be a video, and the trolling will be the fact that it is so high quality everyone will bawww at how decend and the others are not.

[Leafsnail]

Well, the obvious ones for Jade would be a Hunting Trophy and her mutant dog.  Although something tells me that isn't gonna be it.

[RedWarrior0]

Worst combination possible: Grimoire + Squiddle.

Or Wierd Time Shit to prototype the ring itself (specifically, in the kernelsprite so the other ring and the staff and stuff get prototyped with it).

[smjjames]

Well, the obvious ones for Jade would be a Hunting Trophy and her mutant dog.  Although something tells me that isn't gonna be it.

Her prototyping a god (Bec) would cause Sburb to collapse in on itself due to the sheer amount of power being weilded.

All of the kids prototyped theirs with random stuff laying around the house, so....

Also, they all prototyped the sprite with something dead (it was the second prototyping for Rose and John, the first for Dave), so maybe the taxidermified grandpa?

[Leafsnail]

Well, the obvious ones for Jade would be a Hunting Trophy and her mutant dog.  Although something tells me that isn't gonna be it.

All of the kids prototyped theirs with random stuff laying around the house, so....

Also, they all prototyped the sprite with something dead (it was the second prototyping for Rose and John, the first for Dave), so maybe the taxidermified grandpa?

For the logic, John, Rose, and initially Dave all prototyped with an object of their guardian's which they hated.  The hunting trophies would be Jade's obvious candidate for that.  And then, Rose and John both went for their sortof "secondary guardian" (although Dave doesn't really have one, so...).

[Cthulhu]

Her prototyping a god (Bec) would cause Sburb to collapse in on itself due to the sheer amount of power being weilded.

You just made that up.

[Jackrabbit]

Cthulhu has stumbled upon Hussie's means of planning out the story.