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[Ninteen45]

I hope you are joking.

It's like saying Karkat won't flip out at some point.

[Karnewarrior]

So, anyone gonna Chuck Norrify Terezi, or should I?

[Josephus]

The position of Norris is already filled by Hass "The Flame" Harley, thank you very much.

I hope you are joking.

It's like saying Karkat won't flip out at some point.

Entirely within the realm of possibility. It's almost as likely as John and Nepeta hooking up. In fact, it's as likely as Nannasprite and Jack Noir hooking up!

of course i am joking

[Soadreqm]

She makes out as a robot, but I don't think that counts.

[uber pye]

boy troll romance is really weird

 8|

[Armok]

...and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception...

I was hoping for cC to have an actual fish tail. Oh, well.

And I think Nepeta has appeared in the Veil lab as well. And all the kids have twelve trolls in their trollslums, implying that all have contacted them at some point.

Fine then. I'm willing to bet five thousand boondollars that Aradia doesn't make it out of Sgrub alive.

EDIT: oh goddamit i saw rule34 of Dave/Davesprite i need new eyeballs

link?

[Karnewarrior]

...and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception...

I was hoping for cC to have an actual fish tail. Oh, well.

And I think Nepeta has appeared in the Veil lab as well. And all the kids have twelve trolls in their trollslums, implying that all have contacted them at some point.

Fine then. I'm willing to bet five thousand boondollars that Aradia doesn't make it out of Sgrub alive.

EDIT: oh goddamit i saw rule34 of Dave/Davesprite i need new eyeballs

link?

?!
No! Do not link it! Never! Ignore Armok!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalanotlistening!

[Armok]

Please? I ship that. At least a PM?

[Qmarx]

Jade's talked to twelve trolls, so all of them made it to the endgame at least.

[Soadreqm]

If you're just looking to enjoy the High Arts, how about some nude anthropomorphic dinosaurs? Yeah, Andrew wrote several of these reviews. He has a lot of material left if he needs to furnish Equius' house further.

Now please be aware, some of the below images may be very mildly not safe for work. But if you ask me, any boss that would frown on his employees viewing these masterpieces is not worthy of the privilege of your service. If my boss told me to stop looking at this stuff, I’d storm into his office and toss the Pink Dildo of Resignation onto his lap. I’d say with a sneer, “Yeah, your wife knows all about THAT.” While he ponders to himself whether I was implying that he has trouble satisfying his wife, or that I’m having an affair with her, I’m already long gone, and pulling up a chair to some sweet Chris Motherfuckin’ Sawyer art! Let’s have a look.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There is somthing seriously wrong with Andrew Hussie. But we already knew that, didn't we?

[cerapa]

I think its the same wrong as harvesting mermaid bones and using babies as armour.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I never said we were saints. I also never said that we're a community who enjoy pretending to be totaltarian madmen, but that's true as well. Odd how the second most popular Bay 12 game is all about extreme liberalisim while the most popular is about running a low fantasy dystopia full of vomit and magma.

[eerr]

Aradia will never fill Equis' pail.

god that sounds like she's shoveling dirt.

[Soadreqm]

Aradia will never fill Equis' pail.

god that sounds like she's shoveling dirt.

I hope you're not underestimating Equius' skill at constructing robots.

The newest update is transfixing. I bet Andrew categorized troll romance like this just so he could make these swirling maelstroms of emotion. And possibly turn every instance of playing card motif used into a double entendre.