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[Cheeetar]

When a man has captchalogued his own brain without even using his awesome from the future items, he is truly the best.

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: Huge Image Dump (click to show/hide)

So much awesome stuff.

[Retro]

He didn't have an answer. Only a simple observation so blunt and uncharacteristically jejune for the lauded sage it was breathtaking in its selfevidency.

"We're going to need more wands."

[ToonyMan]

Can someone read through all that and explain it?

[eerr]

Dammit, I was about to ask you.



The entire first paragraph is the wizard Frigglish stroking his beard, then several examples of times at which wizards stroke their beards.
>>>This proves wizards stroke their beard way too much i dunno.

I managed to skip over the mass-grave of the next paragraph and the human bones the first time,
But I struggled through this time.
The mass grave greatly dismay's a small nation, it looks like death-pie.
At this point, I would assume zazzerpan is still stroking his beard.

Frigglish then talks to himself, inquiring if he (himself) is certain.
About something.

{yadda yadda yadda with each tick of your clock I am more certain.}
{zazzerpan doesn't like frigglish's clock}
{the massacre happened at Syrs Gnelph, someone described it wrong}

executetus asks if it was "our disciples" involved.

Smarny is hungry.

Zazzerpan was then silent and grandoise. He listened to no man for the next minute or so.

"The twelve hand-picked peachy disciples couldn't have done it!" zazzerpan thought.

Zazzerpan wants to kill the guy who suggested that.

Now he needs to hunt them down, but can they do it?
a bunch of old-ass wizards?

"We're going to need more wands."<a placeholder for more grandoise prose.

[Cheeetar]

These wizard people are wizards, and they have apprentices who are awesome. But suddenly- The apprentices are evil and have murdered another wizard, and they're going to have to track them down.

[eerr]

you forgot the part about the mass-grave.

[Retro]

So much like how because John's dad put up lots of clown stuff in the house presumably because he thought John liked clowns, it seems Rose's mom put up all the wizard stuff because Rose has been writing about wizards. And once again their gestures are not ones of ironic condescension but just attempts to be nice to their kid.

Maybe Bro thinks he's training Dave by kicking his ass. Or maybe he's kicking his ass just to kick his ass. Doesn't matter, still awesome.

[Duke 2.0]

 Hmm, but where are the plush rumps in his dreams? I get the feeling that dolls should be all over his dream walls, but the only things there are Hella Jeff stuff.

[Cheeetar]

you forgot the part about the mass-grave.

These wizard people are wizards, and they have apprentices who are awesome. But suddenly- The apprentices are evil and have murdered a bunch of other wizards, and they're going to have to track them down.

Fixed.

Also: Way to invalidate my post with your sneaky editing, D:

[dragnar]

Dave's been awake for some time apparently. Maybe he has simply accepted his insanity for the sake of irony. Therefore all bro has left to do is Awesome.

[Nivim]

 It seems Hussie managed to convince everyone that Rose's prose would be hard to read, without it actually being so. Is it the pink?

[Sensei]

I read it, and it made sense...

[Soadreqm]

So, what do you think is up with this "gods from the Furthest Ring" nonsense? It's kind of creeping me out, especially since there has been no indication in-story that the genetic code would be anything but vital to the kids' success.

[Cheeetar]

The furthest ring being those meteors orbiting the planets, where are the trolls hang out.